# Conciousness

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2000, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294 "2000-03-29T08:45:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![pekaxmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba8739/32.png) [@pekaxmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pekaxmon)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/1 "2000-03-29T08:45:00Z")

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The secret is in the Truth that the only GOD  
there is , is Conciousness , and since GOD is  
the One Conciousness , the conciousness of a human being is Its Creator , Maintainer and Substainer . Out of the Conciousness of the individual must come all that is necessary for Its fullfilment . God meaning in this case our awareness of our environment , being the Universe that we percieve . Man has evolved but lost itself to mass concious-  
ness which only means to survive the hard way  
and become Asimov’s Robots . Feedback is what  
I’m looking for . Pkx 2ooo

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/2 "2000-03-29T14:31:00Z")

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If this is connected to a Mailbag item, please let us know the link. Otherwise, my assumption is that this is not connected to a Mailbag item, and it is therefore being closed here and moved to the forum called MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/3 "2000-03-29T14:42:00Z")

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Wouldn’t this be a comment on Cecil’s column.  
[www.straightdope.com/columns/990611.html](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/990611.html)

## I hope this works.

“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/4 "2000-03-29T15:10:00Z")

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I hope this is not an omen for another 7 unlucky years of Christian Spam.

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**Coldfire**  
_Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _

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**WallyM7** on Coldfire:  
_ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _

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**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/5 "2000-03-29T15:17:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by pekaxmon:  
> **Feedback is what  
> I’m looking for .**

Okay, here’s some:

Your OP didn’t make a hell of a lot of sense.

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/6 "2000-03-29T16:05:00Z")

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:::Pulling up beach chair, cooler of Michelob and Giant Size bag of Cheetos:::

got a front row seat for this one… 😃

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_…send lawyers, guns, and money…_

```
       Warren Zevon
```

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/7 "2000-03-29T16:12:00Z")

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Huh. We’re being haunted by the ghost of [Francis E. Dec, Esq.](http://www.teleport.com/~dkossy/dec.html) At least as far as making sense in one’s rantings is concerned.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/8 "2000-03-29T16:16:00Z")

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Perhaps Pexamon should be introduced to BjOrn so they can have totally incomprehensible conversations. I’d join Bluepony with a few Guiness’s (sp?) for that.

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**Author:** ![quadell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/b9bd4f/32.png) [@quadell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quadell)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/9 "2000-03-29T17:35:00Z")

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Anyone ever heard of [Dr. Bronner’s soap](http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/www/Spritz-yule/bronner.html)? It’s this “natural” soap sold in herb shops and the like. What’s amazing is the wrappers, which read like the OP. Follow the link for a transcription of one of the wrappers - if you dare. (Scroll down a little for best results.)

ALL-ONE-ALL-ONE-ALL-ONE!

Your Quadell

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/10 "2000-03-29T17:57:00Z")

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Bluepony - would you toss me a beer please?  
I’m very, very frightened…

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/11 "2000-03-30T06:05:00Z")

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A somewhat intelligent OP is what I was looking for… sadly we may all be disappointed by this thread…

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/12 "2000-03-30T06:07:00Z")

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Bluepony!

LOL!!!

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**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/13 "2000-03-30T06:13:00Z")

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Pekaxmon, I remember my first beer too. 🙂

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TMR  
LETS RIDE THIS SAUCER FULL OF SupErlovE INTO OUR FORTOLD UTOPIAN MILLENIUM…

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/14 "2000-03-30T06:47:00Z")

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Since I can’t possibly give feedback to something I can’t translate…Move over BigGirl and hand me one of those Guinnesses. 😃

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Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00) **=^…^=**

Yes, I did see the plan for the bypass. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard’ - Arthur Dent

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/15 "2000-03-30T06:50:00Z")

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Oh, BTW, I read somewhere that Dr. Bronner really talks that way, it’s not just some spazzed out soap wrapper thing. Could you image trying to have a conversation with him?

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/16 "2000-03-30T06:52:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by quadell:  
> \*\*Anyone ever heard of [Dr. Bronner’s soap](http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/www/Spritz-yule/bronner.html)? \*\*

[Cecil has!](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_386.html)

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[NYC IRL III](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006163.html)  
is on April 15th. Do you have what it takes?

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**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/17 "2000-03-29T21:32:00Z")

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Maybe we should open up a forum intended for those posters whose minds are permanently disconnected from their brain, or whose brain has crossed synapses and so cannot function properly, leading to posts similar to the OP.

We can call it.

MPevertythingicangetoutinfivesecondsorlessjustbybabblingIMS

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I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/conciousness/15294/18 "2000-03-30T01:18:00Z")

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Unlax, everyone.

It’s just another hit and run. Move along.
