# Condensation

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condensation/630707>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 7, 2012, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condensation/630707 "2012-08-07T06:41:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condensation/630707/1 "2012-08-07T06:41:22Z")

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Thought of this in the shower.

Condensation inside a robot caused it to malfunction.

The robot became a condescending robot.

The robot was very condescending in conversation.

I thought this was (and is) hilarious :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:.

What about you?

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**Author:** ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condensation/630707/2 "2012-08-07T06:54:22Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/630725/1):
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> IceQube, you single girl?

Yes.

> [@On another topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/630725/1):
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> wanna go out for a brewskie? what do you say

I say I like to be in charge, so I’ll decide what drink or drinks we’ll have.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condensation/630707/3 "2012-08-07T10:58:18Z")

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[Condensation (sation sation sation)](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4875804498445482796#)

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**Author:** ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condensation/630707/4 "2012-08-07T13:31:23Z")

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In some SDMB threads, the level of condescension is so high, that I can feel it condensate on my nose.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condensation/630707/5 "2012-08-07T14:06:17Z")

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I like this approach better:

Condensation inside a robot caused it to malfunction.

The robot went haywire and became crazy and shit.

It eviscerated its creator looking for spare parts.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condensation/630707/6 "2012-08-07T14:19:20Z")

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Condensation inside a robot caused it to malfunction.

It stopped working.

Eventually it began to rust.