# Condiment Udders? What say you!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condiment-udders-what-say-you/1024346>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 27, 2025, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condiment-udders-what-say-you/1024346 "2025-10-27T23:46:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condiment-udders-what-say-you/1024346/41 "2025-10-29T16:55:15Z")

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> [@yendis](#):
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> Those aren’t condiment udders, these are [condiment udders](https://www.condimentcow.com/). And the rest of the cow as well.

This morning I ran across this picture:  
[![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c03d4c_1bcb4c29e819443eab70af1ee7285d7e~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_560,h_400,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/c03d4c_1bcb4c29e819443eab70af1ee7285d7e~mv2.jpg) ](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c03d4c_1bcb4c29e819443eab70af1ee7285d7e~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_560,h_400,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/c03d4c_1bcb4c29e819443eab70af1ee7285d7e~mv2.jpg)  
This is my doppleganger. Right down to the black hoodie and blue jeans that I’m usually wearing. My beard is a bit bigger, but that’s about it.

Other than knowing I’ve never used a condiment udder, much less one attached to a plastic cow, if you told me that was me, I probably wouldn’t question it.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condiment-udders-what-say-you/1024346/42 "2025-10-29T17:01:19Z")

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> [@yendis](#):
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> condiment udders

I’d much prefer the pump style dispensers I see at Costco and In-n-Out (as well as at ballparks and many other places). I can pump with just the heel of my hand, rather than have to grip an udder around which the Unwashed Masses have also wrapped their grimy hands. Still, the Condiment Cow is cute.

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