# Condoleezza's Hair
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [April 9, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102 "2004-04-09T02:42:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/1 "2004-04-09T02:42:09Z")
From Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher, Benazir Bhutto, Kim Campbell to Hillary Clinton I’ve found powerful and bright women a turn on that goes way beyond Pamela Sue Anderson.
But Condoleezza’s hair just sucks. I mean those wings are so ugly that my predominate reaction is a feeling of pity. Too bad.
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/2 "2004-04-09T02:49:34Z")
You were tured on by _Margaret Thatcher_? :eek:
That’s so not right…
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/3 "2004-04-09T02:57:37Z")
I think she’s dead sexy.
Evil, but sexy.
The hair’s very 1940s, but then, I _like_ that.
By the way, I agree that Kim Campbell is pretty hot, too, although her hair is arguably more ridiculous than Condi’s. Certainly less _controlled_.
She’s [_saucy_](http://temagami.carleton.ca/jmc/cnews/15022002/news/images/opinionphoto1.jpg), though, which goes a long way.
Now let’s see the coy shots of a nekkid Condi, please.
**Astroboy** , Maggie was actually pretty cute a hundred years ago. [Oh yeah.](http://www.statesmanorskatesman.co.uk/thatcher1.jpg) 😃
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### Author:  [@Hamish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamish)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/4 "2004-04-09T03:00:28Z")
So Larry – what do you think of Belinda Stronach?
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/5 "2004-04-09T03:01:47Z")
(Me, sorry.)
And FWIW, I’m a Svend boy.
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### Author:  [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/6 "2004-04-09T03:02:15Z")
> [@Astroboy14](#):
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> You were tured on by _Margaret Thatcher_? :eek:
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> That’s so not right…
OK, Maggie, yeah if you must. But Golda Meir? My god, Man…
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### Author:  [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/7 "2004-04-09T03:13:16Z")
Okay **John** if you were around (at your present age) in 1966 visiting Israel and asked to go on a date with Golda, would you turn her down?
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/8 "2004-04-09T03:18:25Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> **Astroboy** , Maggie was actually pretty cute a hundred years ago. [Oh yeah.](http://www.statesmanorskatesman.co.uk/thatcher1.jpg) 😃
\*\*Looks at the linked picture, looks at **Larry** , looks back at linked picture… \*\*
Oooookaaay…
**…backs away slowly…**
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### Author:  [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/9 "2004-04-09T03:29:43Z")
_Muad’Dib heart Condoleezza_
Sigh…
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### Author:  [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/10 "2004-04-09T03:32:19Z")
Condi needs to grow her bang down a few inches, so that it completely covers her left eye. It’d make her look very mysterious and powerful. Adding a white forelock would likely take the look a bit _too_ far though.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/11 "2004-04-09T03:35:00Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> So Larry – what do you think of Belinda Stronach?
Are you kidding? She’s a knockout. (Too bad she’s also aligned herself with the forces of darkness.) [[VISUAL AID FOR NON-CANUCKS]](http://www.auroraminorball.ca/Photos/Draw.jpg) (She’s the one on the right, with thrice the sexy and half the crazy of Ann Coulter.)
Just so you know I’m not all twisted up inside, I’d like to state for the record that I’d walk over Condi, Kim Campbell, and Belinda to get to, say, Joy MacPhail or Jenny Kwan.
Svend’s pretty hot too, in an academic sort of way. 😛
( **astroboy** , that piccy is _way_ hotter if you imagine the sound effects. And if you notice that her heels are positioned over that netting for quick, rear-thrust-providing braking. She knew how to party. Oh yeah.)
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### Author:  [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/12 "2004-04-09T03:44:47Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> I’m a Svend boy.
Wonder if I should tell that story about Svend and my boyfriend again…
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### Author:  [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/13 "2004-04-09T03:45:52Z")
> [@Squink](#):
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> Condi needs to grow her bang down a few inches, so that it completely covers her left eye. It’d make her look very mysterious and powerful. Adding a white forelock would likely take the look a bit _too_ far though.
A white forelock would make her a negative image of Jay Leno!
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### Author:  [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/14 "2004-04-09T04:33:46Z")
I can’t get over that huge gap between her front teeth!
It’s a miracle she doesn’t whistle everytime she says something.
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### Author:  [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/15 "2004-04-09T04:46:55Z")
I believe Ms. Rice is killer pretty. Exactly my type.
I wonder how she feels about Democrats?
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### Author:  [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/16 "2004-04-09T07:08:13Z")
I don’t think she’s pretty at all and to me she looks sneaky.
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### Author:  [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/17 "2004-04-09T07:34:52Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> Are you kidding? She’s a knockout. (Too bad she’s also aligned herself with the forces of darkness.) [[VISUAL AID FOR NON-CANUCKS]](http://www.auroraminorball.ca/Photos/Draw.jpg) (She’s the one on the right, with thrice the sexy and half the crazy of Ann Coulter.)
You mean on the left. Stronach’s not **that** bimboish.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/18 "2004-04-09T08:03:28Z")
Um, I meant _her_ right… or the political right…
Or my eye was inexplicably drawn to the bottom half of the pic and didn’t register much beyond long & blonde.
(And she _is_ just about that bimboish, ain’t she? At the very least she meets the minimum bimbosity requirements for attending a “Ho-Down.”) 😃
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### Author:  [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/19 "2004-04-09T10:40:29Z")
> [@](#):
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> Evil, but sexy.
I suppose so, if by “evil” you mean “brilliant”.
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### Author:  [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2004, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/20 "2004-04-09T12:40:27Z")
It is as a glossy ebon samurai helmet, which armors her from the world and protects her innermost thoughts from translation and exposure. Form follows function.
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