# Condoleezza's Hair

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 9, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102 "2004-04-09T02:42:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condoleezzas-hair/239102/61 "2004-04-10T23:35:06Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> I think she’s kinda pretty. But why, _why_ does she scowl like that? It’s like she’s got her pinky toe permenantly caught in a panyhose hole. Or one of those hard boogers that keeps rattling inside your nose and poking you, but you can’t dig it out. Or she paid to see Gigli twice.
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> Maybe she needs a backrub.

Naw. She needs a big 'ol bowl of bran flakes, chased down with Metamucil. She’s just constipated.

And I can’t imagine Condi with a booger.

Robin

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