# Condom size by state.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223 "2010-04-15T16:03:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chicagojeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@Chicagojeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicagojeff)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/1 "2010-04-15T16:03:41Z")
Funny link my sister sent me… don’t go questioning our relationship!!! LOL [http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2010/03/26/condom-maker-breaks-down-penis-size-by-state-city/](http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2010/03/26/condom-maker-breaks-down-penis-size-by-state-city/) If the Wild West is the home of manly men, you wouldn’t know it by the penis size study just released by Condomania. Men in Utah and Wyoming apparently caught the short end of the stick. In contrast, residents of New Hampshire, Oregon and New York must be bursting with pride at finishing at the top of this list. Condomania began marketing TheyFit condoms six years ago, a set of 76 varied sizes to provide a perfect fit. The data pool for this study has swelled to more than 27,000 men, enough to draw some tentative conclusions. The tumescent curve runs from 3" to 10", falling into a Bell normal curve with half between 5" and 6". This conforms with previous studies, including the Kinsey Report. Broken down by city, the list of the most well-endowed citizens is topped by: 1. New Orleans 2. Washington DC 3. San Diego 4. New York City 5. Phoenix 6. Portland 7. Atlanta 8. San Francisco 9. Chicago 10. St. Louis 11. Seattle 12. Miami 13. Indianapolis 14. Columbus 15. Boston 16. Denver 17. Los Angeles 18. Detroit 19. Philadelphia 20. Dallas/Ft. Worth ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/2 "2010-04-15T16:21:01Z")
So in other words, the cities with the most black dudes? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/3 "2010-04-15T17:14:35Z")
Short end of the stick. I just got that. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/4 "2010-04-15T18:59:37Z")
I live in New York, and my IQ is 351. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/5 "2010-04-15T19:13:23Z")
Exactly. Some of those cities have guys that will resolutely buy a size too large in case somebody sees the package (oops). ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/6 "2010-04-15T19:28:22Z")
Hey! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/7 "2010-04-15T19:33:25Z")
😃 (I’m in DC, and I can write sanskrit with my tongue while upside down and shaking a martini) ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/8 "2010-04-15T20:01:35Z")
Damn, my city is last on the list. I’m doing my city a disservice. I guess I should go buy some condoms. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/9 "2010-04-15T20:07:50Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > So in other words, the cities with the most black dudes? > :eek: Detroit? 18th? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/10 "2010-04-15T20:42:58Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Detroit? 18th? Detroit is also one of the poorest cities in the US. Its residents probably aren’t ordering custom condoms. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/11 "2010-04-15T20:55:33Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Detroit? 18th? > [@elmwood](#): > > Detroit is also one of the poorest cities in the US. Its residents probably aren’t ordering custom condoms. All right; but then, New Orleans? 1st? ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/12 "2010-04-15T21:19:01Z")
I think San Diego only snuck up to #3 since i moved here. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/13 "2010-04-15T22:52:02Z")
I’m surprised a city in Texas made the list. If there was any state that I would bet was compensating for something… (I live in Texas, BTW). ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/14 "2010-04-15T23:31:49Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > So in other words, the cities with the most black dudes? > :eek: Phoenix doesn’t have a huge population of black people. P-town represent! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/15 "2010-04-16T01:19:39Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > All right; but then, New Orleans? 1st? Large population of French descent, maybe? Can’t think of the source, but supposedly among all Caucasian ethnic groups, the French are among the largest. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/16 "2010-04-16T03:00:27Z")
Hey, the big news, Democrats got bigger dicks than Republicans!! Tris ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/17 "2010-04-16T04:16:12Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Phoenix doesn’t have a huge population of black people. > > P-town represent! It does have an NBA team though! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/18 "2010-04-16T06:43:06Z")
Ohhhh, the numbers are the ranks, not penis size. I’m in Portland so of course 6 is my… uhm… hey what’s that over there? ---
**Author:** ![hankhill911](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@hankhill911](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hankhill911)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/19 "2010-04-16T13:17:39Z")
Self-reporting tends to overinflate estimates…people in big cities act bigger… ---
**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223/20 "2010-04-16T13:31:53Z")
Of course other cities could have more well-hung dudes that just prefer to go bareback. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condom-size-by-state/536223.md?page=2)