# Confess!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886 "2005-03-10T19:44:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/21 "2005-03-10T21:20:39Z")
Hey, there’s a thread just like this on another major message board. **Hal** , do you have something else to confess??? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/22 "2005-03-10T21:45:29Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Hey, there’s a thread just like this on another major message board. > > **Hal** , do you have something else to confess??? Ok…ok…I confess… …I have no idea what you’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/23 "2005-03-10T21:51:18Z")
I’m reading the Straight Dope Message Board when I’m supposed to be working. Oh, and I pee in the shower at the health club, sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/24 "2005-03-10T21:54:47Z")
I stole some milk from my coworker to put into my tea. I didn’t feel bad until the next dat when the milk had a nasty “don’t steal” note on it. Whew. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/25 "2005-03-10T21:58:29Z")
I thought of another one. On Tuesday, I went to Best Buy and _deliberately_ hunted down a copy of the second seasion of _21 Jump Street_. Yes, I’m the one. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/26 "2005-03-10T22:02:55Z")
the obligitory… I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. ---
**Author:** ![Library\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@Library\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Library_Boy)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/27 "2005-03-10T22:13:23Z")
I sent a man to Chino, just to watch him cry. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/28 "2005-03-10T22:14:55Z")
I sank Abraham Lincoln. And then I shot the Titanic. And if I didn’t always get stuff mixed up I would have been in your history text by now. So there. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/29 "2005-03-10T23:45:32Z")
OK OK. I let the dogs out. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/30 "2005-03-10T23:58:22Z")
I’m the one who keeps stealing the left shoes. I love left shoes. Right shoes are safe from me. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/31 "2005-03-10T23:59:56Z")
I’m been having naughty thoughts about at least one of the female Dopers here 😛 _expects flood of emails asking ‘Is it me?’_ ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/32 "2005-03-11T00:00:44Z")
It wasn’t Professor Plum in the conservatory with the lead pipe. It was me in the hot tub with a margarita. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/33 "2005-03-11T00:03:23Z")
Ididn’tdoit. Nobodysawmedoit. Youcantproveanything. :o ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/34 "2005-03-11T00:12:21Z")
I flew over the cuckoo’s nest. ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/35 "2005-03-11T01:00:10Z")
Okay, okay…I admit it. I ate the blue pill. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/36 "2005-03-11T01:05:51Z")
That scrunching noise you heard in the shrubbery…that figure leaping past your bedroom window Yup…guess who 😃 (and trim your damn branches.I got poked severely) ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/37 "2005-03-11T01:08:46Z")
Okay, okay…I confess. I am God. And it’s true. I don’t exist. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/38 "2005-03-11T01:10:21Z")
What!?, don´t look at me like that, that Jimmy Hoffa just had it coming. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/39 "2005-03-11T01:11:06Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > the obligitory… > > I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Even worse, you misspelled obligatory. ---
**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/40 "2005-03-11T01:12:21Z")
When very poor in my early 20s I sold a bunch of Columbia House cassette tapes that kept coming to my house in someone else’s name. Garnered 'bout $50 for my crime! :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886.md?page=3)