# Confess!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886 "2005-03-10T19:44:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/41 "2005-03-11T01:17:24Z")
[digression] **Iceland!** Eyes front and center and off of my hooters! You may look at my pon-poms, though. šŸ˜› [/digression over] I confess to posting in a thread where I havenā€™t a clue as to what is really going on in itā€¦it seems to be a parody on all sports commentary, but hell, itā€™s Britishā€“they could be serious about it all! Andā€¦andā€¦Iwasneveracheerleader;ohitfeelsgoodtotellthetruthā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/42 "2005-03-11T01:21:07Z")
> [@5que](#): > > Oh, and I pee in the shower at the health club, sometimes. George? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/43 "2005-03-11T01:23:42Z")
> [@Antiochus](#): > > Even worse, you misspelled obligatory. That wasnā€™t me, that was Bob. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/44 "2005-03-11T01:26:45Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > **Iceland!** Eyes front and center and off of my hooters! Ahemā€¦if my eyes are front and center,they will be EXACTLY on your hootersā€¦ or are you confessing you are a physically deformed freak šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/45 "2005-03-11T01:49:18Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Ahemā€¦if my eyes are front and center,they will be EXACTLY on your hootersā€¦ > or are you confessing you are a physically deformed freak šŸ˜ƒ Wellā€¦I canā€™t confess _everything_ , now can I? šŸ˜‰ but you do have a pointā€¦hmmmā€“right. Change that: **Iceland** , eyes down! (keep your eyes to yourself?) šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/46 "2005-03-11T01:55:03Z")
It was not **FairyChatMom** in the hot tub with a margarita. It was me in the rumpus room, with the riding crop. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/47 "2005-03-11T02:14:09Z")
Andā€¦ donā€™t hate me for thisā€¦ I wrote the Book of Love! ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/48 "2005-03-11T02:22:00Z")
OK, OK, Iā€™ll confess. No one calls me the Space Cowboy, or the Gangster of Love, or Maurice. And I donā€™t speak of the pompatus of love. I donā€™t even know what a ā€œpompatus of loveā€ is. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/49 "2005-03-11T02:26:21Z")
I put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-a-bomp And the ram in the ram-a-lang-a-ding-dong šŸ˜ƒ (and I am unnaturally fixated with eleanorā€™s breastsā€¦i just want more of themā€¦moreā€¦moreā€¦moreā€¦:D) ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/50 "2005-03-11T02:26:32Z")
> [@brianjedi](#): > > OK, OK, Iā€™ll confess. > > No one calls me the Space Cowboy, or the Gangster of Love, or Maurice. And I donā€™t speak of the pompatus of love. I donā€™t even know what a ā€œpompatus of loveā€ is. You knew [THIS](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_065.html) was comingā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/51 "2005-03-11T02:26:50Z")
> [@oldbatoutahell](#): > > Andā€¦ > > donā€™t hate me for thisā€¦ > > I wrote the Book of Love! Are you sure you have finished it yet? šŸ˜‰ If you havenā€™t, could you please let me know when you are done, so I can purchase a copy instead of trying to figure this stuff out on my own. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/52 "2005-03-11T02:28:25Z")
> [@FaerieBeth](#): > > You knew [THIS](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_065.html) was comingā€¦ Yes, yes I did. But then again, Iā€™m not one to let that get in the way of comedy. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/53 "2005-03-11T02:37:59Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > I > (and I am unnaturally fixated with eleanorā€™s breastsā€¦i just want more of themā€¦moreā€¦moreā€¦moreā€¦:D) Okay-heā€™s scaring me now. Is there an ocean between us? please? šŸ™‚ I put it to youā€“how do you know I even _have_ breasts?! Is there a doctor in the house? Or maybe _Iceland_ needs a priest? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/54 "2005-03-11T09:02:45Z")
Okay I admitā€¦ ā€¦I didnā€™t have that fifth cigarette last night. I was too tired. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/55 "2005-03-11T09:54:01Z")
Since no-one else has owned up to it,I guess I have to confess thatā€¦ **I** am Spartacus! ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/56 "2005-03-11T12:54:05Z")
I confessā€¦ I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Man, I been carrying **that** around for years. Itā€™s good to have it all out in the open, at lastā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Desperate\_Welfie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Desperate\_Welfie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desperate_Welfie)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/57 "2005-03-11T13:11:07Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > REPENT SINNER!!! > > šŸ˜ƒ Iā€™m trying to. It wouldnā€™t be so hard if he werenā€™t so much fun. But, Iā€™m going to be a good girl and stopā€¦ I promise. But if he does that thing with his tongue, I might be weak. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/58 "2005-03-11T13:18:14Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Iā€¦Iā€¦Iā€™mā€¦ > > Iā€™m masticating in my classroom _right now_! The students arenā€™t in the room, but they will be shortly, and I donā€™t think I can finish by then! > > Oh, the humanity! Iā€™ll bet your epidermis was showing, too. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/59 "2005-03-11T13:21:46Z")
Iā€™m Batman. And, Iā€™m prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886/60 "2005-03-11T13:29:17Z")
I confessā€¦ I have a thing for Hostess Suzie-Qā€™s and Little Debbie Snack cakes. [Runs off blushing] I am so ashamed!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confess/293886.md?page=4)