# Confession: I'm a boob appreciator **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [March 30, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289 "2003-03-30T22:01:53Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal) #### Post date: [March 30, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/21 "2003-03-30T23:30:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tansu \* > \*\*I like breasts. Mine have shrunk slightly, but not too much. So that’s alright then. \*\* Did you not bother to read the label? You are not meant to boil wash them! ---
### Author: ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar) #### Post date: [March 30, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/22 "2003-03-30T23:34:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\*I like sticking mine in other people’s faces… 😃 \*\* Damn, and I don’t live anywhere near Houston. Sigh… ---
### Author: ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby) #### Post date: [March 30, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/23 "2003-03-30T23:51:18Z")
Boobs have always been my favorite part of the female anatomy, too. I never considered it weird for a straight gal to appreciate another gal’s boobs. I mean, _really_! ---
### Author: ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland) #### Post date: [March 30, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/24 "2003-03-30T23:52:49Z")
Yah - I dig the boobs. My friend got implants and she let me feel one once. In a clinical as opposed to sexy sort of way. It was sort of… odd. As to “Hoo Haws” (Noo Noos) yah, I’ll take a big pass too. I’m much more of a penis appreciator. ---
### Author: ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel) #### Post date: [March 30, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/25 "2003-03-30T23:56:13Z")
Boobs rock! 😃 ---
### Author: ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman) #### Post date: [March 30, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/26 "2003-03-30T23:58:19Z")
Ahh, boobies…big, small, perky, saggy, home-grown or store-bought… _sigh_ ---
### Author: ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/27 "2003-03-31T00:01:40Z")
Boobs rock! 😃 ---
### Author: ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/28 "2003-03-31T00:04:22Z")
Is the theme song for this thread “Titty titty bang bang?” ---
### Author: ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/29 "2003-03-31T00:11:58Z")
That’s strange, I’ve got a video with that name. I don’t think it’s got anything to do with flying cars though… ---
### Author: ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/30 "2003-03-31T00:38:43Z")
I do like my tahtahs. I like others as well, but hey I’ve always got mine. ---
### Author: ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/31 "2003-03-31T00:48:54Z")
I have to admit that i really was not much of a ‘boob’ man until i met my wife. She showed me the light…when she showed me her 36DDs. very full, ripe, and wonderful…dynamite in a tight dress or in nothing at all. all natural goodness. yowza. pardon me for a moment. _off to find his wife_ -stonebow, husband to FaerieBeth ---
### Author: ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/32 "2003-03-31T00:53:17Z")
I’m a big-time booby fan too, but the only real-life boobage I have ever seen has been my wife’s. I’m booby-repressed. ---
### Author: ![Simbelmyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Simbelmyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simbelmyne) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/33 "2003-03-31T00:55:30Z")
She?s got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from. ~Firesign Theater Cleavage is a sure sign that the Goddess loves us and wants us to be happy. ---
### Author: ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/34 "2003-03-31T01:22:15Z")
They’re lovely and so are asses. Nothing like a rounded, ripe pair of breastages or bum. ---
### Author: ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/35 "2003-03-31T01:27:35Z")
I’ve recently taken to flashing my ta-tas at people in public. Don’t know why, exactly. I must say, no one seems to mind. 😃 ---
### Author: ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/36 "2003-03-31T01:51:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vix \* > \*\*I’ve recently taken to flashing my ta-tas at people in public. Don’t know why, exactly. I must say, no one seems to mind. > > 😃 \*\* Go ahead, I can take it… 😃 ---
### Author: ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/37 "2003-03-31T02:04:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > **I like [boobs] too. I like drawing them, and _painting them._**[sub]emphasis mine.[/sub] Directly or on canvas? 😃 ---
### Author: ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/38 "2003-03-31T03:01:15Z")
I have a certain fascination for boobs, though I wouldn’t want to get seriously involved with any. It’s much like I feel about the Catholic Church. ---
### Author: ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/39 "2003-03-31T03:31:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joe K \* > \*\*Directly or on canvas? 😃 \*\* Usually on canvas, though lately I’ve been toying with the idea of painting f-holes on my stomach and doing some poses as a musical instrument, and that would probably involve painting my own boobs the same colour as the rest of me. 'Course I need to find an assistant for that project. ---
### Author: ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur) #### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/40 "2003-03-31T03:50:37Z")
I like legs. Certain women in certain short skirts just make me think ‘WOW!’ 'Course its probably 'cuz I’m jealous…☹ 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289.md?page=3)