# Confession: I'm a boob appreciator
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 30, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289 "2003-03-30T22:01:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/41 "2003-03-31T04:02:13Z")
I love boobs. Boobs are right. Boobs are good. Boobs are. . .well, I’m starting to run out of adjectives. But I’m a fan.
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### Author:  [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/42 "2003-03-31T04:12:06Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by jinwicked \*
> \*\*Usually on canvas, though lately I’ve been toying with the idea of painting f-holes on my stomach and doing some poses as a musical instrument, and that would probably involve painting my own boobs the same colour as the rest of me.
>
> 'Course I need to find an assistant for that project. \*\*
_Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!_😃
Oh wait, you probably shouldn’t, unless you want to find out why I’ve been called “Old Shaky Hands.” 😉
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### Author:  [@Hermann\_Cheruscan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermann_Cheruscan)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/43 "2003-03-31T05:07:02Z")
I love the skinny ones that sort of hang down and then curve up at the ends like bananas! Whooo Hooooh!!!
Oh Yeah! Those ones with the soft skin and the large nips that hang down in my face like tempting grapes before a starving mans visage! Ohhhhhh Babeeeeeeyyyy!
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/44 "2003-03-31T05:25:20Z")
LINK???
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### Author:  [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/45 "2003-03-31T05:56:43Z")
Oh yes, boobs are glorious things. It’s truly one of my favorite things about going to Renaissance Faires: all that beautiful cleavage. Plus, I get plenty of chances to show my cleavage off to its fullest extent, too.
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### Author:  [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/46 "2003-03-31T05:57:18Z")
I have learned that being married means having nearly unlimited access to boobs on a regular basis. Hooray!
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### Author:  [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/47 "2003-03-31T07:28:01Z")
I like them all. But I wonder… since so many of the female posters show an appreciation of breasts, do any of you ladies ever find that other women are talking to your chests?
If women look at other women’s chests, does that mean I don’t have to fight the impluse to “glance down” and will also be able to escape the label of “pig” (I’m kidding here, but it does raise an interesting question)
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### Author:  [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/48 "2003-03-31T07:44:32Z")
Nope. Only men talk to my girls.
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### Author:  [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/49 "2003-03-31T09:00:54Z")
As I said once before with regard to the SDMB, I have truly found my people.
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### Author:  [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/50 "2003-03-31T13:09:45Z")
Another vote for boobs being cool.
😃
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### Author:  [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/51 "2003-03-31T13:13:50Z")
Time for me to bust out my nationwide-breast-touching plan called:
**MANIFEST BREASTINY**
I want to touch breasts in either every state (different girls in each state) or touch breasts _from_ every state (girls from different parts of the country).
Won’t you please contribute to the cause?
-Tibs.
p.s. thank yous to Hama who named my plan! Now won’t you contribute, Hama?
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/52 "2003-03-31T13:25:56Z")
Now you KNOW you can touch Virginia boobs. Sheeeeeeesh. You’ll have to figure out the other 49 states on your own. And are you including Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands, etc.?
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### Author:  [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/53 "2003-03-31T13:28:20Z")
Puerto Rico is a big yes. Same to the Virgin Islands. I mean, I’m not stupid!
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### Author:  [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/54 "2003-03-31T13:36:44Z")
I bet the hits to [jinwicked.com](http://jinwicked.com) are skyrocketing… of course, the only relevant pictures I’ve seen there were of Bea Arthur, and they’re long gone (I think).
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### Author:  [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/55 "2003-03-31T13:44:30Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Anahita \*
> \*\*Now—isn’t it funny how this post has about 85 hits in about 10 minutes and only a handful of responses.
> \*\*
_Only_ a handful? ::hurt face::
They always told me a handful was plenty!
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/56 "2003-03-31T14:35:24Z")
Boobs, boobs, boobs – and tetas.
Oh, yes, the appreciation thereof is something that must transcend sex and gender-role barriers.
Fanatical adoration, well, that’s for some of us 😃 (my excuse is I was a bottle-fed baby and am trying to make up for it…)
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### Author:  [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/57 "2003-03-31T15:47:43Z")
Moreover, bare boobies are a cornerstone of modern Western civilization! In almost every depiction, except for the oddly prudish one we got from the French that one time, Liberty is a woman with bare boobies. Even on money! As is Justice, to Ashcroft’s chagrin. I think it’s time to get the gals together and head to Nawlins for a taping of Personified Ideals Gone Wild…
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### Author:  [@Simbelmyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simbelmyne)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/58 "2003-03-31T16:11:40Z")
I wish to point out that the phrase “colder than a witch’s tit” is not a politically correct term. It debases Witches and their breasts, which are considered sacred; and in fact all of the Witch’s tit’s that I have encountered have been warm, friendly, and playful.
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/59 "2003-03-31T16:31:27Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by caveman \*
> Liberty is a woman with bare boobies. Even on money! As is Justice, to Ashcroft’s chagrin.
Liberty and Justice for all, by gawd!! 😃
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### Author:  [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/60 "2003-03-31T19:15:48Z")
Another boobie appreciator here. Mine are rather nice, if I do say so myself. I just bought a new bra over the weekend, and I’m up to a 38D (I’ve gained 10 pounds in a year). Yikes!! They used to be “torpedo tits” or “cone boobies,” but they’ve lost some of their perkiness (I’m 22).
On occasion, I like to visit Brad’s Gold Club (with friends and husband) on the west side of town. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Boobies in face. It only takes $1 to get that thrill. And they always smell so nice. I’m not a huge fan of fake ones, though. I like 'em soft and natural, but not too big and floppy. And for an added bonus, my husband gets one helluva thrill from seeing me with my face buried in some mammaries. We usually have some pretty hot sex when we get home from Brad’s.
I’ve never done anything with them, but I don’t think it would take much convincing for me to try. (I’m just a curious gal, ya know?)
On second thought, let’s be honest…I’d be a lesbian if I didn’t love dick so much!! :eek:
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