# Confession: I'm a boob appreciator
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 30, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289 "2003-03-30T22:01:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/81 "2003-04-02T06:23:19Z")
Now you’re talking!!
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### Author:  [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/82 "2003-04-02T06:48:53Z")
Everyone so far has said they’re for breasts.
I like to be contrarian.
So I guess that means I’d like to be against breasts.
😃
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### Author:  [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/83 "2003-04-02T07:00:43Z")
I try to stay abreast of them.
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/84 "2003-04-02T14:52:22Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by jinwicked \*
> Usually on canvas, though lately I’ve been toying with the idea of painting f-holes on my stomach and doing some poses as a musical instrument, and that would probably involve painting my own boobs the **same colour as the rest of me.**
😕
Aren’t they already?
😃
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### Author:  [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/85 "2003-04-03T04:10:09Z")
I think the female body as a whole is beautiful. I’m straight and I enjoy seeing toned, strong muscles on men, but there aren’t any curves to appreciate!
Hey **Badge** , I’m not married, but my boyfriend of over 2 years and I have no problem discussing breasts. In fact, I’m often the one who brings up the subject if we’re watching TV and see a woman with cleavage showing.
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/86 "2003-04-03T05:20:27Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \*
> \*\*Why, **Astroboy** , you don’t have to wait you know. She can send them on ahead of her.
>
> Surely you’ve heard of…
>
> Federal Exbreast ???
>
> 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
>
> This is my 3,000th post and I cannot imagine a more pluperfect Straight Dope post than this !!!
>
> 😉
>
> Cartooniverse, still amusing himself after all these years… \*\*
I must pause, and ponder the brilliance of this 3000th post. Happy 3000 **Cartoon**!
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### Author:  [@Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/87 "2003-04-03T05:36:47Z")
Well, bust me in the face, I like boobs too.
Unless they’ve been elected to high public office.
So, where are the links to the jpgs of you ladies with your girls on display?
Don’t look at me like that… you know someone was going to ask.
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### Author:  [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/88 "2003-04-03T13:00:32Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Badge \*
> \*\*Once again, **I love the SDMB women!**
>
> A couple of questions: for the married female boob lovers, do you share your fascination with your husbands? I would love it if I could discuss beautiful breasts with my wife (hell, I’m not even allowed to appreciate _hers_).
>
> And how about those nipples?? Does anyone else love the sight of erect nipple standing up and saying “Hi!”? \*\*
Sure, **Badge**. Mr. Ruby and I have discussed all varieties of boobage when it’s appropriate. Some times we even ponder if they are natural, store bought, or WonderBra enhanced.
Nipples = good, too!
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### Author:  [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/89 "2003-04-09T17:13:24Z")
Oh! I missed this! How can that be!!!
I can’t miss a thread on boobs! I am loosing my touch!
Someone help me! Help me get my touch back by letting me touch back your boobs!
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### Author:  [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/90 "2003-04-09T18:33:51Z")
Hell, boobs involve 98% of my thoughts. The other 1.9% is noonoos. Then, sometimes I think about food.
Mostly boobs, though.
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### Author:  [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/91 "2003-04-09T18:36:19Z")
**Mnem**? You forgot food. And knives.
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### Author:  [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/92 "2003-04-09T18:39:39Z")
I forgot food? Funny. I must’ve been thinking about boobies.
Knives, I’ll give you. Though boobs are still the big, soft, squishy, delici…
uhm.
the biggest part of my thoughts. Yeah.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/93 "2003-04-09T18:40:39Z")
_Two, Four, Six, Eight
Tits I can Appreciate!_
What a team.
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### Author:  [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/94 "2003-04-09T18:45:03Z")
I. . .
just previewed and saw **lieu’s** post. I can’t say anything else.
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### Author:  [@Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoops)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/95 "2003-04-09T18:54:09Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \*
>
> \*\*_Mmmmmmm! Boobies!_
> \*\*
When come back, bring boobies.
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### Author:  [@guava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guava)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/96 "2003-04-09T19:03:26Z")
You mean I’m not weird?
I appreciate breasts. I don’t go to strip clubs, or Hooters, I don’t check them out in the mall or on the bus, and I wouldn’t want to touch any that don’t belong to me. But I do collect internet images of erotic art. I’ve found some great shots of men, but most of my favorites are pics of women.
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### Author:  [@Cyrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyrin)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/97 "2003-04-09T19:15:19Z")
I have no idea how any of you women get anything done!!?? 😕
If I had Boobs, I’d just stand in front of the mirror jumping up and down all day! (Man! Think how great my legs would look after a few weeks of that!)
“Gimme a Boob!”
BOOB!
“Gimme an Ease!”
EASE!
“What’s that Spell?”
TITS!
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/98 "2003-04-09T19:31:41Z")
\*Do you like Boobs a lot
Boobs a lot
Boobs a lot
Gotta like Boobs a lot
Boobs a lot
Boobs a lot
\*
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### Author:  [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/99 "2003-04-09T22:42:14Z")
I would like to thank society for deeming tank-tops and halter-tops fit for wear in public.
Mmmmmm, boobs.
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### Author:  [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confession-im-a-boob-appreciator/165289/100 "2003-04-09T23:34:45Z")
I look out of pure jealousy…I have tiny boobies, think underdeveloped 12 year old boy and you have my chest…I am too scared to surgically inhance (oh, the pain!) and the thought of having something foreign (minds out of the gutter please) floating around inside of me weirds me out.
Margo (who is off to chant “we must, we must, we must increase our bust” while flapping arms around like a lunatic chicken)
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