# Confessional II, Come One, Come All **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759 "2000-08-01T21:31:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/61 "2000-08-02T14:31:43Z")
I went to a Halloween party when I was 17 and got really drunk on tequila. I went home that night and puked in the toilet for about 30 minutes and then crawled into bed. My mom came in to check on me and after she shut the door I grabbed a Payless bag off the floor and started puking in it. I puked 5-6 times in that bag and got up early the next morning and took it outside to the trash before my parents got up. My room really stunk after that. I had to air it out the next day! Another time my friend and I were drinking 40 oz. bottles of Bud and shooting pool… I probably drank 3 of them that night. It was time to go home and I didn’t want the beer breath so I drank a root beer. Well root beer and Bud don’t mix well at all! I got home and started puking in the toilet again. I called up my friend the next morning and she told me that the root beer made her sick too. I haven’t drank root beer since. Now for the petty shit. I have seen almost every episode of Beverly Hills 90210 and The Brady Bunch. I’ve even seen the Brady Brides tv show. I post on the board and chat with friends on Yahoo Messenger while I’m at work. I always look busy because I’m always typing so no one knows yet! Hope I don’t get fired for it! Sometimes if I’m by myself in the elevator at work I’ll pick my underwear out of my ass crack! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/62 "2000-08-02T14:33:07Z")
struuter, I think everything you say is very charming and if being a shameless flirt is a crime, I am guilty of first degree shameless flirting. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/63 "2000-08-02T14:36:04Z")
ChrisP, Aw shucks. {{{{smooch}}} Drat! See how bad I am? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/64 "2000-08-02T14:36:09Z")
::Standing among you, arms outstretched:: Don’t you see, my fellow dopers? I cannot offer you forgiveness, only Cecil can lead you to salvation. Perhaps if your transgressions were of sufficient magnitude to rouse our patron saint from his other work, he would pop in and provide you absolution. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/65 "2000-08-02T14:40:15Z")
We can only hope…☹ ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/66 "2000-08-02T14:49:57Z")
strutter, join the intimidated by intelligence club! and I think your posts are good! my confession… I once did a private full monty for four girls that my gf at the time knew nothing about. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/67 "2000-08-02T15:02:19Z")
I have a secret crush on Steve from _“Blues Clues”_…I just love that part where he does the little dance and sings “We just got a letter…I wonder who it’s from?!” The bad part is that I don’t even _have_ kids. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/68 "2000-08-02T15:04:59Z")
John, _blushes_ I…uh…think you’re…um…oh gosh…wow…that was…sweet. _bites her lip, flutters eyelashes_ I’m speechless. Cripes. What’s worse than flirting? BAD flirting. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/69 "2000-08-02T15:13:04Z")
strutter, you couldnt be that bad if ChiefScott named you Official Stripper pimp! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/70 "2000-08-02T15:13:21Z")
More confessions but first a note to Erika who said > [@](#): > > I make the Straight Dope look like real work I do that too, I make any spreadsheet I may be working on look similar to the board. Anybody hovering behind me getting a quick glimpse is completely fooled. MWAAAHAAAHAAA! Anyway, Every afternoon I watch reruns/syndications/whatever they are of the following shows: _Pepper-Anne_ (kick-ass, punk theme song, for a cartoon) _Disney’s Recess_ (the best show on TV, IMHO) _Boy Meets World_ Two episodes of _Sister, Sister_ - back to back. I know all the character’s, sub-plots, nuances, etc. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/71 "2000-08-02T15:15:19Z")
official strumpet… sorry 😉 and AFIK, the Chief dosent get his sword out for just anyone!! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/72 "2000-08-02T15:17:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnLarrigan \* > \*\*strutter, you couldnt be that bad if ChiefScott named you > Official Stripper pimp! \*\* Actually, it’s Official Strumpet. Phooey. I must not be doing it right. What I need is practice… Holy Criminy. I’ve gotta knock this off. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/73 "2000-08-02T15:19:08Z")
Damn, I type too slow. Thanks John. _wink_ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/74 "2000-08-02T15:28:33Z")
**Hamadryad** – Wanna go on a date? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/75 "2000-08-02T15:31:34Z")
Nor does he put it in just anyone. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/76 "2000-08-02T15:34:58Z")
yes you would, you slattern ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/77 "2000-08-02T15:43:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunshine \* > \*\*I have a secret crush on Steve from _“Blues Clues”_…I just love that part where he does the little dance and sings “We just got a letter…I wonder who it’s from?!” > > The bad part is that I don’t even _have_ kids. \*\* I’m so happy that I’m not the only one. I’m watching Blue’s Clues right now, too. I watch PB&J Otter. I used to watch Kids Incorporated but can’t find it anymore. If I could, I would watch it everyday. I, too, turn up the radio when teeny bopper groups can be heard. I sing alone to songs by Britany Spears, N’Sync, Backstreet Boys, etc. I watch Making the Band, and I like it. I watched the entire N’Sync HBO special a few days ago. I don’t like the music but I can’t stop myself. Oh, the shame. ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/78 "2000-08-02T15:59:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunshine \* > \*\*I have a secret crush on Steve from _“Blues Clues”_…I just love that part where he does the little dance and sings “We just got a letter…I wonder who it’s from?!” > > The bad part is that I don’t even _have_ kids. \*\* I went to High School with Steve 🙂 Totally mundane and pointless… but I’m proud of him ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/79 "2000-08-02T16:00:32Z")
I watched th N\*SYNC special onHBO two days ago. I own BAckstreet boys, NSYNC, and Britney Spears CD’s I had sex with a guy on our first date, and he had a girlfriend at the time. I only use capital letters and good spelling and grammar on this board. I’ve gotten drunk and danced on countertops at the bowling alley and got money for it. And I kept it. I actually started getting some skills with beer pong. I got really wasted at a party and ended up on the roof in my underwear with some friends. My deepest apologies. wacky leaves, head hung low ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/80 "2000-08-02T16:01:33Z")
ChiefScott: As eloquent as you are, and as much as I know your invitation was based entirely on my wit, personality and charm and NOT on my laundry-list of “bad girl” vices, I must respectfully decline. I can’t, in good conscience, let someone else violate their personal morality for a chance to sample mine. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759.md?page=5)