# Confessional II, Come One, Come All **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759 "2000-08-01T21:31:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/101 "2000-08-03T06:08:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > **Forgive me, for I had a dream about Ssskuggiii in her volleyball shorts. I helped her get in shape by…ummm, never mind. There I go thinking about it again.** :eek: What? :eek: If only there were guys who were in easy access of me for once. Okay, another confession: I’m jealous of a friend who gets more play than me, and I’m almost shamed by the fact that I can’t get laid around here. [Sooner or later I just might add _rusty kuntz_ to my sig as my official new name.] Sheesh. There’s always hope for me if I ever visit some of the dopers I talk to. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759/102 "2000-08-03T07:47:40Z")
I’ve held on to my MOST vile conffesional yet. In fact, it’s so horrible, so scary, and so perverted that I cannot, no I must…but I cannot. \ ::blows nose:: **I don’t believe that Unca CeCe, the most intelligent man on earth, Exists.** There! I’ve said it! I got it out of my system. Fine. I hope you’re happy now! ::Goes looking for a nice length of rope and a chair:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessional-ii-come-one-come-all/27759.md?page=5)