# Confessions of a Thread Hijacker **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156 "2000-02-26T15:58:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/1 "2000-02-26T15:58:00Z")
I am a thread hijacker. In fact, [according to one poster](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001322.html), I have a _reputation_ for it. What thread hijacking means, best I can tell, is that I express my opinions. If others express their opinions, it is not thread hijacking. It is thread hijacking only when I express mine. So, yes, I’m a thread hijacker. Especially in Great Debates. I’m gonna take some time to study these accusations against me. Here ya go, starting with the latest: [Is sugar a drug?](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001322.html) The Opening Post said: > [@](#): > > My view is that everything is a drug, to a greater or lesser degree, and _society has a responsibility_ to choose a cut-off point somewhere on that sliding scale. — Italics mine. I replied, after much up front apology for expressing myself: > [@](#): > > But isn’t there a danger when we lose sight of the fact that we are speaking in metaphors? Society doesn’t have any responsibilities. It doesn’t have any rights. No needs. Nothing. It’s people who have these things. Individuals. I was then admonished: > [@](#): > > Perhaps you could spin off another thread? … the OP seems to be raising the questions: “What is a drug?” and “How do we determine which drugs are ‘bad’?” and I would like to explore this… I think “Why should society decide which drugs are good or bad?” is a different topic. Okay. So I retreated to the new thread someone started. Oh, but wait… Immediately thereafter, Jeffrey said: > [@](#): > > Sugar can just as easily be addictive to these people. Should we regulate it? No. Like Keeves said, _society draws a line_ and I am reasonably fine with that. — Italics mine. There’s those remarks about society again, about it being some cognitive beast who can think, reason, have responsibilities, and draw lines. Um, Madam Chair? Point of order, please? > [@](#): > > Why may a person propose [that society draws lines], [but] a person may not propose the opposite? Oh, you would have thought I had raped and pillaged a village: > [@](#): > > The simple point is, I am tired of constantly getting into “why libertarianism is the only way to go and any other way is wrong, wrong, wrong” in nearly every thread, particularly when the OP is something I _do_ want to discuss. Did I make any mention of the philosophy that dare not speak its name in Great Debates? [Word search…] Nope. In fact, the first to mention the dreaded “L” word was the poster who was flaming me. Okay, so if you’re so tired of getting into it, **why do you bring it up**? I never mentioned it. I was merely disagreeing with the notion that “society” ought to decide whether sugar is a drug. Society is a concept, not a living being. People make decisions. Let people decide for themselves. Is this in line with my philosophies of Libertarianism, Christianity, and Objectivism? Yes. So what? Do people usually make statements that _aren’t_ in line with how they view the world? Predictable? Yes, guilty. My opinions are easy to predict if you know my world view. Was there a thread hijacking? Yes, there was, BUT, as you can see, it was not by me. * * * Not the first time that happened, either. Confessions to continue… ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/2 "2000-02-26T16:25:00Z")
Now, here’s a good’n: [Radical Centrists Unite!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001297.html) If that ain’t a political topic, I don’t know what is. The paraphrasing for this call to arms is, of course, straight out of the Manifesto of the Communist Party, “Workers of the World, Unite!”. The Opening Post said: > [@](#): > > I think of myself as a Radical Centrist on many issues, and I believe the vast silent majority (as opposed to the vocal minority) of Americans will aggree with me[.] Oh, really now? There followed three specific points that the “Radical Centrist” wanted his silent majority to force on the rest of us. I had debated Centrists before, mainly on boards that were focused on politics. I left my opinion: > [@](#): > > Centrism is the lubricant of tyranny. Had I been interfacing with people having lesser intelligence than those here at Straight Dope, I might have been moved to explain the metaphor. You know, how lubrication makes things go down easier. But I thought people could figure that out. Bzzzzzt… > [@](#): > > Lib, care to expound a little bit? I suppose, in retrospect, I should have said, “No, I will not expound. Not even a bit.” That way, I guess I wouldn’t have been a hijacker. My bad. I did expound: > [@](#): > > Which is more dangerous, a box that is clearly marked “Poison” or a box that is marked “Fruit Punch Mix”, but that contains poison all the same? Another metaphor. I must have been desiring pain. Oh, but no problem. The chief assistant undercomplainer joined in the repartee, complete with rolling eyes: > [@](#): > > Obviously Centrism is one more step on the slippery slope to goose-stepping our way to total government control, right, Lib? :rolleyes: Okay, so I spelled it out plainly: > [@](#): > > The problem I see with Centrism, Gaudere, is that it presents something evil as something palatable, even desirable. Then, a great argument ensued over the notion of a slippery slope, enjoined by a couple of others. Then, it happened. Again. > [@](#): > > Libertarian, there are a number of posts in this forum that were started to discuss Libertarianism. **As a word search will show you, I had never raised the topic of libertarianism in that thread.** Nevertheless, I was asked to vacate the thread: > [@](#): > > You have often posted interesting and intelligent comments and engaged in reasonable discussions on non-political topics, so I am hoping you might voluntarily withdraw from some of these political debates where your single-mindedness can become tiresome. Contritely, I replied: > [@](#): > > Yes. If you will kindly specify the debates from which you wish me to withdraw, I’ll do as you ask. No list was forthcoming, so I continued responding to these assaults. As it happens, at least one poster could see what was really going on: > [@](#): > > … as a majoritarian tyrant, oops, I mean adherent of democratic rule, I find these endless discussions of libertarianism as tiresome as you do, but lets be fair here. Lib initially only posted one very brief quip here. Everything else he has posted has been in response to questions directed at him. And then the assaults redoubled, including a magnum opus attack by one poster that prompted me at that time to realize that, if I cannot participate in the threads of Great Debates and express my opinions as I honestly hold them, then what’s the point of being here? So, I left. For a time. But a couple of people advised me to cool off and come back later. So I did. I really wanted to participate here, so I was willing to do whatever I had to. Besides, a bit of rest from it all seemed like a good idea. More confessions to come… ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/3 "2000-02-26T16:34:00Z")
Here’s a shorter one: [http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001268.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001268.html) The debate was whether people should use Celcius or Faranheit. Naturally, this was my opinion: > [@](#): > > Why not let peaceful honest people use whatever scale makes them most happy? Yikes! Needless to say, I was really raked across the coals for this one. But not here. It was in another thread. The one I linked above, I think. I believe I recall a snide remark about sick of hearing about “peaceful happy people”. R.E.M. flashbacks, I guess. You know, shiny happy people holding hands? More confessions… ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/4 "2000-02-26T16:51:00Z")
Okay, so the vice assistant undercomplainer said, as noted above: > [@](#): > > The simple point is, I am tired of constantly getting into “why libertarianism is the only way to go and any other way is wrong, wrong, wrong” \*\*in nearly every thread[.b]… Bolds mine. Nearly every thread? Hmmm… Since the word hijacker was being used in a special way — to mean Lib expressing his opinions — it got me to wondering what _nearly every thread_ meant in this case. Great debates. Last 100 days. Roughly 75 or so to a page. 10 pages. That’s about 750 topics. Rough estimate, but close enough. Of those 750 threads, including even the ones that were _expressly about libertarianism_, a spot check extrapolation shows that I might have posted in a fourth of them. More spot checking shows that I might have _raised_ the topic of libertarianism in five or ten. Fifteen max. Wow! No wonder these couple of people are sick to death of me! My God, I’ve taken over. Well, there you have it. Those are my confessions. I’ll leave it to the Lib haters to correct the above numbers and show that, no, it wasn’t 1.6% of posts, it was 2.2%. :rolleyes: Thank God for David B. He told me once (twice, maybe three times) that I needed to develop a thick skin. Very steady advice, as it turns out. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/5 "2000-02-26T19:19:00Z")
Anyone who posts more than I HAS to be a thread hijacker. Fuck the evidence. Guilty! * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/6 "2000-02-26T19:51:00Z")
Hey, no fair! You have _way_ more posts than I, Satan. Or is that I, Sparticus? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/7 "2000-02-26T20:14:00Z")
So,what does everyone think about Clinton? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/8 "2000-02-26T20:22:00Z")
I think he is an hegemonist. A recidivist. A tyrant. He routinely abridges the rights of peaceful honest people who are doing nothing more than pursuing their own happiness in their own way. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/9 "2000-02-26T20:55:00Z")
Lib! Nice ta see ya over here in the Party Palace that is MPSIMS. Have a seat! Can I get you a beer? Some chips? So tell us, what’s your favorite movie/song/book/episode-of-the-Simpsons? Don’t worry. You can share in here. You don’t even have to cite anything in here, ever! No kidding! Hope you have a good time, and come back and visit more often! 🙂 ## (Smiley inserted because this is MPSIMS, and we’re nice here. Really.) Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/10 "2000-02-26T21:40:00Z")
Hey Lib, FWIW, I think the term “hijack” should never have entered into the thread. You stated your opinion based (from what I could tell) on the general meaning behind the OP on that thread. I would say a hijack of a thread is when one poster deliberatly turns around and forces the discussion away from the original topic. But that’s just me, you didn’t and someone read into it something that wasn’t there… Most GD topics are about society and how we deal with things as a whole or indiviually…unfortunately some ideas and in this case people, are considered unpopular because of whatever reason. Just keep on smiling and post your thoughts on the subject at hand! I think some would like to see if you can become pit material \< giggle \>. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/11 "2000-02-26T22:35:00Z")
FWIW, you stuck to the topic in the Favorite Cover Versions thread. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/12 "2000-02-26T23:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > So tell us, what’s your favorite movie/song/book/episode-of-the-Simpsons? Don’t worry. You can share in here. Favorite movie: **Barton Fink** Favorite song: **All the Nasties** Favorite book: **John** Favorite Simpsons episode: **Homer in the 3D vortex** ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/13 "2000-02-27T03:29:00Z")
Lib, First, you know I like you (at least I hope you know that) I even agree with a fair amount of the politic stuff you discuss. I am beginning to lean toward Libertarian myself (though I am not sure I can take it to the extreme). Second, hijacking as I understand it is when someone (usually on purpose) steers a thread away from its original points and into completely different waters. This happens a lot in MPSIMS and quite often in GD. I am not familiar with all of the threads you mention and I do not care to read them all right now to get the full context, but I am familiar with the Sugar as a drug thread and since you brought me into it I feel I should respond. I think if you had discussed your views on whether or not sugar is a drug and then at some point added the comment about society not having any responsibility, there would have been no hijacking (at least not in my mind). But since you just came in and the only content of your posts was about a side issue that was not the point of the OP, it seemed like a hijack. Yes, I did mention something along the same lines as the society deciding a scale for drugs, but the majority of my post was about sugar as a drug. Can’t we all just get along? 😉 Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/14 "2000-02-27T05:26:00Z")
Know what really frosts me? Folks who demand honesty from politicians but pitch a vein popping hissy fit over the least deviation from gloss and spin. Wouldn’t it be great if someone said, “look, dolts, the Prez can’t solve Congress, the Supreme Court, dandruff, teen pregnancy, your hemorrhoids, your in-laws, your soul, your choices in life, your pissant neighbors or pissants elsewhere on the globe. Get a clue, dork, you’re voting for an executive, not rubbing a lamp hoping a goddamned genie pops out”? Veb ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/15 "2000-02-27T06:12:00Z")
> [@](#): > > including a magnum opus attack by one poster Awww, gee, Lib, so kind of you to remember me. No, seriously, folks, feel free to read that [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001297.html) (I believe my second post there is the magnum opus to which Lib refers) and make your own judgments. Personally, I thought I managed to succinctly analyze the nature of the hijackings to which Lib confesses here. Read and make up your own minds. Of course, Lib’s actually confessing to _other_ people’s sins. That’s enough to clear me out of here. Seeya elsewhere. * * * “Living in this complex world of the future is not unlike having bees live inside your head.” - F. Scott Firesign ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/16 "2000-02-27T06:40:00Z")
Lib, Here is a classic example of hijacking, MPSIMS style: [http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005393.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005393.html) ## Zette 🙂 Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/17 "2000-02-27T07:21:00Z")
BTW, Lib, did you ever get to see the thread on the snopes site’s board dedicated to your hijacking as well? (I haven’t been back to check.) I, personally, do not understand these people who are saying you hijack every thread but I just wanted to semi-hijack yours to ask! * * * I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it. ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/18 "2000-02-27T07:56:00Z")
Lib said, in one of his many OPs to this thread: > [@](#): > > Thank God for David B Hear! Hear! Peaceful honest people should be thanking Me for Me! Gaudere, looking over my shoulder, says that isn’t terribly funny, but it’s 2 am and time for bed. She’s asked me to tell you that she’ll respond later, when she’s somewhat more coherent. So there. And no, we’re still not really lesbian lovers. Now **that** would be a thread hijack! Or we could talk about her belly button ring… ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/19 "2000-02-27T16:24:00Z")
**Jeffery** > [@](#): > > I think if you had discussed your views on whether or not sugar is a drug and then at some point added the comment about society not having any responsibility, there would have been no hijacking (at least not in my mind). Yeah, but of course my view is that peaceful honest people ought to be allowed to decide for themselves whether sugar is a drug. But if I had used that phrasing, what power on earth would have mollified the Lib slammers? So, I tried to make my point by coming round the other way. My intention was first to discredit “society” as a rights bearing entity, and make people aware of who really makes decisions like these. _They_ do. When people say “society” makes decisions, what they really mean (whether they mean to mean this or not) is that the _leaders_ of society, those with the most political clout — _they_ are the ones who make decisions on _behalf_ of society. Even for something as mundane as sugar. **TVeblen** > [@](#): > > Get a clue, dork, you’re voting for an executive, not rubbing a lamp hoping a [darn] genie pops out[.] Well, they make promises like genies. **RT** > [@](#): > > Read and make up your own minds. Oh, but shouldn’t society decide? **Zette** > [@](#): > > Here is a classic example of hijacking, MPSIMS style… Yikes! Now that’s what I call a hijacking! **evilbeth** > [@](#): > > BTW, Lib, did you ever get to see the thread on the snopes site’s board dedicated to your hijacking as well? Huh? No. Thankfully. **David** > [@](#): > > Gaudere, looking over my shoulder, says that isn’t terribly funny… Well, of _course_ not. It would be funny only if someone else said it. ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156/20 "2000-02-28T00:53:00Z")
Well, I’m coherent now. Unfortunately, I have very little to say. Lib, have you ever heard the expression “if fifteen people tell you you’re drunk, go lie down”? Right now, David, RT, Polycarp and I have noted how you tend to explain everything–even threads about celcius and comments about humility–in terms of libertarianism. Now, that in itself is not so bad, but you often make statements that are so controversial that people jump to challenge them and the thread gets off track. I don’t think you do it on purpose (perhaps “unintentional hijack” would have been a better term), but you _do_ do it an awful lot. You sound kind of pissed at me for saying that, but I’m not the only one who’s noticed and commented on it. You’re acting as if everybody hates you and is just looking for an excuse to jump on you. IMHO, a fair number of people not noted for unreasonable judgments are telling you you have some traits that are annoying…go lie down. 😉 And to tempt you: The thread about you in snopes is [here](http://161.58.238.106/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000031.html). ## Now, who wants to talk about my belly button ring? Peaceful honest people should be allowed to masturbate ketchup bottles without government interference [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-thread-hijacker/14156.md?page=2)