# Confessions of a truly shallow person.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-truly-shallow-person/111380>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 29, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-truly-shallow-person/111380 "2002-05-29T17:01:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-truly-shallow-person/111380/1 "2002-05-29T17:01:02Z")

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I cannot wait for the start of Animal Planets \*Pet Pyschic \*\*  
(Which starts Monday, June 4th? at 8pm.)  
It’s bringing the Circus Sideshow to the comforts of my living room.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-truly-shallow-person/111380/2 "2002-05-29T17:16:01Z")

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I live with two pet psychos… no, wait, I misread…

never mind…

😃

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-truly-shallow-person/111380/3 "2002-05-29T17:21:58Z")

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It should be fun. The psychic has that plastic-surgery-disaster/Katherine-Helmond-in-Brazil look combined with what appears to be a strange accent.

I look forward to lines like “Mr. Snuggles doesn’t think what you do at home with the big bowl of mashed potatoes is at all right.”

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**Author:** ![MONTY2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@MONTY2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MONTY2)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-truly-shallow-person/111380/4 "2002-05-29T17:24:20Z")

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I spent some time with my nieces this weekend. The little one (8 years old) has decided that as a career, she wants to be a Pet Psychic - like the lady on animal planet and work in conjunction with her older sister who wants to be a vet.

I thought that was one of the cutest things I have ever heard and I thought I’d share.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-truly-shallow-person/111380/5 "2002-05-29T17:43:16Z")

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\*\*Monty \*\* that is really cute. I bet the pet psychic one will make more mula in the long run because how can you tell if she is wrong? And, no rectal exams on pit bulls. That’s gotta be a plus!

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-truly-shallow-person/111380/6 "2002-05-29T20:46:26Z")

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**MONTY2** , your niece is a smart girl. I too want to be a pet psychic. What could be better? I already spend a lot of time following the cat around the house, and then reporting to Mr. Del that the cat likes me better, and thinks I am the ideal human being.

I am so excited about this show!