# Confessions of a whoremonger **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 12, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832 "2013-06-12T18:54:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/61 "2013-06-14T01:34:28Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Even \*69?!:eek: Ya know, we’ve always wondered why the phone company chose “69” for \*69. Are they messing with us? Like if they made \*420 to ring the nearest pizza shop. (True Confession: when I encounter a radar sign while driving, I purposely attempt to make it read “69”.) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/62 "2013-06-14T01:37:54Z")
> [@colander](#): > > What are you gonna do when she ODs? Bet he’s got a vial of naloxone in his sock drawer. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/63 "2013-06-14T11:36:46Z")
Dude, wake up. Stop giving her money, and see if she still wants to be around you. She has one and only one interest in you, and she puts it in her purse when she leaves. Get yourself checked for STDs, and if you don’t have any count your lucky stars and then start looking for a girl that will hang out with you for free. ---
**Author:** ![joecool1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@joecool1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joecool1983)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/64 "2013-06-14T12:13:18Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > How do you handle the question of STD’s? Do you use prophylactics when receiving oral sex? No, do not use prophylactics. I go bareback with her for both sex and blowjobs. Not, gonna lie, I’ve got gonorrhea/chlamydia a few times. ---
**Author:** ![joecool1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@joecool1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joecool1983)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/65 "2013-06-14T12:15:26Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > You’re putting your penis in a needle drug user. If you have any self preservation at all, the disease risk from her drug use should scare you away before even the STD risk from her career would. I don’t really care. Love the sex and BJ’s too much ---
**Author:** ![joecool1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@joecool1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joecool1983)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/66 "2013-06-14T12:16:52Z")
> [@polar\_bear](#): > > Just to add that prostitutes not kissing is myth; kissing and french kissing are fairly common in all types of pay sex. That is very true. She kisses me with tongue regularly. ---
**Author:** ![joecool1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@joecool1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joecool1983)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/67 "2013-06-14T12:17:52Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > You’re in love with this girl. So do you bang her raw? Yes. We go bareback. ---
**Author:** ![joecool1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@joecool1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joecool1983)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/68 "2013-06-14T12:19:26Z")
> [@colander](#): > > What are you gonna do when she ODs? Be majorly devastated and cry. ---
**Author:** ![joecool1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@joecool1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joecool1983)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/69 "2013-06-14T12:22:25Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Are you worried about the day when you don’t want her as your sex provider anymore, but she and her boyfriend still want you for your money and apartment? Why would I be worried about not wanting something or someone anymore. If that day ever does come, I’m sure there are enough guys out there she could find. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/70 "2013-06-14T12:36:50Z")
> [@joecool1983](#): > > No, do not use prophylactics. I go bareback with her for both sex and blowjobs. Not, gonna lie, I’ve got gonorrhea/chlamydia a few times. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/71 "2013-06-14T14:32:42Z")
> [@joecool1983](#): > > Well, I’m not gonna lie… > [@joecool1983](#): > > I’m not gonna lie… > [@joecool1983](#): > > I’m not going to lie… > [@joecool1983](#): > > I’m not going to lie… > [@joecool1983](#): > > Not, gonna lie… I don’t know about everyone else, but I find myself reassured by these declarations of truth-telling. Absent them, I might have been skeptical. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/72 "2013-06-14T14:36:31Z")
I had an elementary school teacher who told us “When you say ‘to tell the truth,’ you’re saying ‘I usually lie.’” ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/73 "2013-06-14T15:16:52Z")
You say you are a “security officer” so I’m assuming some street smarts even if you are (as you say) socially awkward. Why did you let her and her boyfriend stay over at your house? It would seem extraordinarily dangerous bordering on foolish to let two homeless junkies have access to your residence. If they get desperate enough they now know here they can get something to sell. Why did you do this? How can you trust a junkie? ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/74 "2013-06-14T15:23:45Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > I don’t know about everyone else, but I find myself reassured by these declarations of truth-telling. Absent them, I might have been skeptical. > mmm Exactly. Without those, I might find his story implausible. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/75 "2013-06-14T15:36:45Z")
> [@astro](#): > > How can you trust a junkie? Lurve? ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/76 "2013-06-14T15:40:46Z")
OK, so you’re not lying. What are YOU getting out of this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/77 "2013-06-14T15:41:24Z")
Anyone else feel like they need a shower? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/78 "2013-06-14T15:51:33Z")
I’m not gonna lie, that’s extra. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/79 "2013-06-14T16:11:38Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Anyone else feel like they need a shower? A silkwood… ---
**Author:** ![joecool1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@joecool1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joecool1983)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/80 "2013-06-14T16:14:41Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > Do you think she’s interested in you at all? What makes you think so (or not)? > > You mentioned that you’re in love with her because you really like what she does. Do you ever reciprocate and give her pleasure as well? > > Do the drugs bother you? Do you worry she is going to OD? > > How does the boyfriend feel about you? Couldn’t really say for sure. I always tell her I love her. She tells me she loves me. She’s told me in the past she wants to leave the boyfriend. I think mainly when they’re fighting/not getting along. But, I think she loves him way too much to leave him. She says, though, if not for him, she would be with me. It could be just her way of making a stronger “connection” with me. You know saying things to get more money out of me. But, seriously, I’d like to think deep down she cares about me somewhat, in some way. I would like to think after the amount of times I’ve been with her, and how long I’ve been with her, there is some sort of genuine connection. I would hope she at least loves me as a friend. It’s hard not to catch feelings for someone you’ve been so intimate with, you know. No, I don’t reciprocate or give her pleasure. I don’t think she even likes that. And when I pay her, it’s for my pleasure, not hers. Of course the drugs bother me. I do worry she will OD. I always wish she could get clean. I believe the boyfriend likes me, and appreciates all I do for them. We’re friendly, and get along for the most part. We hang out together. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832.md?page=5)