# Confessions of a whoremonger **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 12, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832 "2013-06-12T18:54:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/81 "2013-06-14T16:51:27Z")
> [@joecool1983](#): > > Couldn’t really say for sure. I always tell her I love her. She tells me she loves me. She’s told me in the past she wants to leave the boyfriend. I think mainly when they’re fighting/not getting along. But, I think she loves him way too much to leave him. She says, though, if not for him, she would be with me. It could be just her way of making a stronger “connection” with me. You know saying things to get more money out of me. But, seriously, I’d like to think deep down she cares about me somewhat, in some way. I would like to think after the amount of times I’ve been with her, and how long I’ve been with her, there is some sort of genuine connection. I would hope she at least loves me as a friend. It’s hard not to catch feelings for someone you’ve been so intimate with, you know. > > No, I don’t reciprocate or give her pleasure. I don’t think she even likes that. And when I pay her, it’s for my pleasure, not hers. > > Of course the drugs bother me. I do worry she will OD. I always wish she could get clean. > > I believe the boyfriend likes me, and appreciates all I do for them. We’re friendly, and get along for the most part. We hang out together. There is so much wrong with this post I wouldn’t even know where to begin. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/82 "2013-06-14T16:55:34Z")
> [@joecool1983](#): > > Yes. We go bareback. So…A baby would certainly make everything ok, right? > [@joecool1983](#): > > Be majorly devastated and cry. Then move on to the next love-um, I mean hooker. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/83 "2013-06-14T16:58:37Z")
How did you find her? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/84 "2013-06-14T17:04:27Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > How did you find her? > [@joecool1983](#): > > Um, I guess you could call them reviews. I don’t know if anyone if familiar with the website [http://www.usasexguide.info/](http://www.usasexguide.info/) I’m pretty sure it was right here. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/85 "2013-06-14T17:13:14Z")
> [@joecool1983](#): > > Yes. We go bareback. WUT? Aren’t you concerned about diseases? Also does she go bareback with the rest of her johns? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/86 "2013-06-14T17:14:44Z")
[QUOTE=Ambivalid] > [@joecool1983](#): > > [QUOTE=colander] > > What are you gonna do when she ODs? Be majorly devastated and cry. [/QUOTE] Then move on to the next love-um, I mean hooker. [/QUOTE] Also fetch a rug. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/87 "2013-06-14T17:25:33Z")
> [@Meatros](#): > > Also does she go bareback with the rest of her johns? Pffffht, of course not! Not with anyone else but him! They have a special bond and a unique relationship that only happens once in blue moon; such a connection needs no barriers. ---
**Author:** ![joecool1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@joecool1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joecool1983)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/88 "2013-06-14T17:39:02Z")
> [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > [@Ambivalid](#): > > Pffffht, of course not! Not with anyone else but him! They have a special bond and a unique relationship that only happens once in blue moon; such a connection needs no barriers. You know what, I’m not completely stupid. I’m sure if she goes bareback with me, there are other guys she goes bareback with if the price is right. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/89 "2013-06-14T17:59:24Z")
[Congratulations](http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28082029.jpg)! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/90 "2013-06-14T18:04:04Z")
> [@joecool1983](#): > > I’m sure if she goes bareback with me, there are other guys she goes bareback with if the price is right. So barebacking is extra? ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/91 "2013-06-14T18:05:04Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > So…A baby would certainly make everything ok, right? I assume she’s on the pill. Because if there’s anyone you can trust to take medication at the same time every day, it’s a junkie! She’s probably been scraped enough times to make the entire NARAL board pro-life. Aside: is it normal terminology for heterosexuals to use the term “bareback?” I don’t know if I’ve ever heard it in a non-gay or non-facetious way. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/92 "2013-06-14T18:08:31Z")
> [@joecool1983](#): > > Couldn’t really say for sure. I always tell her I love her. She tells me she loves me. She’s told me in the past she wants to leave the boyfriend. I think mainly when they’re fighting/not getting along. But, I think she loves him way too much to leave him. She says, though, if not for him, she would be with me. It could be just her way of making a stronger “connection” with me. You know saying things to get more money out of me. But, seriously, I’d like to think deep down she cares about me somewhat, in some way. When I read this, all I could think was “So you’re sayin’ there’s a chance!” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/93 "2013-06-14T18:12:34Z")
[When her looks go, will you report her?](http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/13/hello-999-a-prostitute-ive-called-for-sex-is-ugly-3840836/) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/94 "2013-06-14T18:12:46Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Aside: is it normal terminology for heterosexuals to use the term “bareback?” I don’t know if I’ve ever heard it in a non-gay or non-facetious way. My friends’ kids and my daughter’s friends use it occasionally, so I assume the answer is yes. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/95 "2013-06-14T18:16:57Z")
OP, do you have a death wish? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/96 "2013-06-14T18:26:00Z")
> [@joecool1983](#): > > No, I don’t reciprocate or give her pleasure. I don’t think she even likes that. Yeah, chicks hate orgasms. Good call, dude. I bet she just like, gets off because you’re getting off, ya know? > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > [Congratulations](http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28082029.jpg)! Girl, you are _wrong_! 😃 > [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Aside: is it normal terminology for heterosexuals to use the term “bareback?” I don’t know if I’ve ever heard it in a non-gay or non-facetious way. Yeah, I’ve heard plenty of straight people use the term. Within my demographic, it’s not used as much as, say, “raw” but it is used. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/97 "2013-06-14T18:28:43Z")
> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#): > > How did you find this board, and why this board in particular, to ask this question, as to date, all of your posts are within this thread? How did you find this board? Why this board in particular? All of your posts are on this board, why? > [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Yeah, chicks hate orgasms. True dat. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/98 "2013-06-14T18:57:00Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > [Congratulations](http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28082029.jpg)! More like this: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/HReySt8AMmI/hqdefault.jpg "Bad news from doc ( You Have Aids song)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HReySt8AMmI) ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/99 "2013-06-14T19:05:59Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Yeah, chicks hate orgasms. Good call, dude. I bet she just like, gets off because you’re getting off, ya know? She’s doing it for heroin/crack money, not pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832/100 "2013-06-14T20:36:47Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > She’s doing it for heroin/crack money, not pleasure. Oh, I understand that point fully-- her involvement here is not at all pleasure. That said, our dear OP doesn’t get to hand wave away her pleasure because, oh, well, she doesn’t like that stuff anyway probably! Shenanigans. Ain’t nobody mad at an orgasm. It’s especially laughable when he’s sitting here professing his “love” for her, then trying to justify not pleasuring her— it just goes to show how utterly ridiculous this thread and the OP are. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confessions-of-a-whoremonger/660832.md?page=6)