# Confucius say... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2010, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074 "2010-06-22T01:08:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/21 "2010-06-23T02:56:55Z")
Confucius say, near-sighted girl not know her friends until they are on top of her. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/22 "2010-06-23T03:28:51Z")
Confucius say, “The superior man is easy to serve and difficult to please. If you try to please him in any way which is not accordant with right, he will not be pleased. But in his employment of men, he uses them according to their capacity. The mean man is difficult to serve, and easy to please. If you try to please him, though it be in a way which is not accordant with right, he may be pleased. But in his employment of men, he wishes them to be equal to everything.” ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/23 "2010-06-23T03:54:39Z")
Ha ha ha! What a cut-up. ---
**Author:** ![dmatsch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@dmatsch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dmatsch)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/24 "2010-06-23T16:45:35Z")
Confucius say: Who say I say all these things they say I say? ---
**Author:** ![powerjacob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@powerjacob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/powerjacob)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/25 "2010-06-23T18:00:49Z")
Confucius say: Man who beat around bush leave little white trail ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/26 "2010-06-23T19:30:41Z")
Confucius say, “Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for many hours”. ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/27 "2010-06-23T19:31:11Z")
Confucius say: Wise man meet girl in park. VERY wise man park meat in girl. ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/28 "2010-06-23T19:42:45Z")
Confucius say: He who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth. (growing up we called these “he who” jokes) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/29 "2010-06-23T20:00:33Z")
Confucius say: Fortune-cookie writing gig grows tiresome. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/30 "2010-06-23T20:13:37Z")
Confucius say man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag. ---
**Author:** ![SunSandSuffering](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confucius-say/544074/31 "2010-06-23T22:23:41Z")
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