# Confusing spam **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 28, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100 "2001-10-28T14:58:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/1 "2001-10-28T14:58:45Z")
I just got a spam to my Hotmail account titled “++\>Attract Men with Bigger Breasts!” Now I’m having trouble imagining why on earth they think I want men with bigger breasts. Now, this is nothing personal against those men who may happen to have breasts, but I generally prefer to be the one with the breasts in the relationship. Is it just me? ---
**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/2 "2001-10-28T15:10:37Z")
That’s funny! Maybe I should start reading the incoming spam titles. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/3 "2001-10-28T15:18:34Z")
Maybe they should sent it to **Montfort** , he seemed pleased with his yesterday at the Hallowen party.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/4 "2001-10-28T15:25:02Z")
Well I keep getting one that says **Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!**. I have 3 of them? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/5 "2001-10-28T15:43:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*Well I keep getting one that says **Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!**. I have 3 of them? 😕 \*\* Is it illustrated? ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/6 "2001-10-28T15:52:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*Well I keep getting one that says **Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!**. I have 3 of them? 😕 \*\* Actually, I think that one is like Beetlejuice; they’re trying to summon it. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/7 "2001-10-28T16:04:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*Now, this is nothing personal against those men who may happen to have breasts, but I generally prefer to be the one with the breasts in the relationship. Is it just me? \*\* _Ahem_ Good thing I’m married to _someone else_. She’ll at least appreciate me for who and what I am. [sub]And what I have.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/8 "2001-10-28T16:28:21Z")
Ooo, sorry, **Montfort**. But hey, my breasts are still bigger than yours. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/9 "2001-10-28T18:25:56Z")
It may be a simple case of all your breast are belong to us. ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/10 "2001-10-28T22:15:45Z")
I’m regularly bemused by the amount of spam I get about web-based marketing expertise, and how to sell effectively, which is atrociously written and pathetically presented (lots of capitals and scream marks). Kind of raises pointlessness to an art form. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/confusing-spam/90100/11 "2001-10-28T23:14:03Z")
My most puzzling spam claimed to be from a group of horny teenage lesbian sluts who wanted my cock. This puzzled me because: 1. I do not have a cock. I have access to a cock, but I do not have one of my own. 2. If they are lesbians, why do they want anyone’s cock?