# Congrats EnderW24!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047 "2004-04-14T22:08:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/1 "2004-04-14T22:08:08Z")
He passed the bar. His comment? IAAL. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/2 "2004-04-14T22:09:35Z")
One of these days I will remember to subscribe to my own threads. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/3 "2004-04-14T22:22:30Z")
Whoo-hoo! Now **Ender** can defend us from the mayhem we could cause at KCDopefests! šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/4 "2004-04-14T23:04:45Z")
Oh that is wonderful news! Many congratulations, **Ender**! All this work finally paid offā€¦right? Right?? šŸ™‚ This is really terrific. I know youā€™ll make a great attorney. Send me a cardā€¦heaven knows when Iā€™ll be needing one! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/5 "2004-04-14T23:05:57Z")
Yeah, I know I want legal advice from a man who cheerfully smears chocolate icing all over his face, jumps into foutains, and gives away his socks to small childen to make puppets. Congrats, though. (and KC Dopersā€“if you have a livejournal, thereā€™s a KC Dopefest community now. Itā€™s called kc\_dopefest, surprisingly.) ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/6 "2004-04-14T23:20:21Z")
Hey, congratulations! I start law school this fallā€¦ Gulp. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/7 "2004-04-15T03:48:36Z")
Oooh, good luck, **jackelope**. I have another friend that is finishing up his second year. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/8 "2004-04-15T04:08:24Z")
Your wasting your fine brain on something as lowly as being a lawyer? Good god, man, have ye no standards? šŸ™‚ Congrats. When are you going to make an irritating commerical. \*Fall on a puddle of piss in the menā€™s bathroom: CAll ENDER-NOW. \* ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/9 "2004-04-15T15:53:58Z")
Thanks all for the compliments, including the lovely and dorky filmgeek. I had been getting worried as time went by. Seven weeks is a loooooong time to wait for results and every day brings new doubt to how well you think youā€™ve done. I believe thatā€™s the point. Iā€™m already thinking of my first commercial. ā€œHave you been unfairly attacked in the Pit and itā€™s causing you stress and anxiety? Has frequent posting turned into a wicked case of carpal tunnel? Now that the SDMB has gone pay do you feel youā€™re not getting your fair share? Call me, Ender Esq., and Iā€™ll help you win the Chicago Reader Lottery. My 1920s style legal death ray makes the baby Jesus cry. Call today.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/10 "2004-04-15T20:33:26Z")
Congrats **Ender** , may you slip and fall! (wishing you good luck break a leg style) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/11 "2004-04-15T21:19:42Z")
Congratulations! What brand law do you intend to practice? I suggest the Crane or Drunken Monkey style. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/12 "2004-04-15T22:38:52Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Congratulations! What brand law do you intend to practice? I suggest the Crane or Drunken Monkey style. Oh please say **Hampster Style**!!! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/13 "2004-04-15T22:45:23Z")
Congratulations, **Ender**! Are you going to bill us for all the hours you spend here from now on? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congrats-enderw24/240047/14 "2004-04-15T22:52:17Z")
Wonderful news! Lawyer or not, I still want that picture of you sniffing **SkipMagicā€™s** butt. You can use it in your commercial if you wantā€¦