# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/1 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")
The time: around 7:37 EST this morning. The place: “The Last Word” thread, started by BornDodgy about two days ago. The thing: The Last Word, as promised. The reason: hell, it was fun. Congratulations to Sapphire Bullet, who got the last word with post 1007 in the thread that threatened “Guy Stuff” (which, btw, was never closed IIRC). And may this serve as a diving board for anyone who wants to get her bikini top, which she left in the jello pit. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/2 "2000-12-30T18:10:03Z")
I don’t know, imapunha, isn’t asking a moderator to close the thread when you are pretty much the only person there cheating? 😃 'Grats, Sapph! Damn my body for needing sleep anyway! > [@](#): > > And may this serve as a diving board for anyone who wants to get her bikini top, which she left in the jello pit. You mean you _want_ us clothed?! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/3 "2000-12-30T18:14:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > **I don’t know, imapunha, isn’t asking a moderator to close the thread when you are pretty much the only person there cheating? 😃** Mauvaise . . . IAMPUNHA. Anyway. That thread was destined to be locked. As Euty told me in chat today, thread that long clog/bog down the server and are a real pain for a lot of people to load. So even if she hadn’t requested it, it was going to happen pretty soon anyway. “You mean you _want_ us clothed?!” Damn straight. I’d like to be able to breathe/control my eyes when I’m posting from a jello pit. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/4 "2000-12-30T18:15:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*I don’t know, imapunha, isn’t asking a moderator to close the thread when you are pretty much the only person there cheating? \*\* And don’t think for a minute that she doesn’t owe me _big time_ for that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/5 "2000-12-30T18:21:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*And don’t think for a minute that she doesn’t owe me _big time_ for that. 😉 \*\* So now Rasa, evilbeth and Sapphire Bullet owe you? I can’t speak for the former two, but Saph pays well in chat:D ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/6 "2000-12-30T18:24:23Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by iampunha \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Mauvaise . . . > > IAMPUNHA.\*\* :o Sorry, sorry! My fingers got away from me. They are strangely attracted to the “a” key. Mea Culpa! \*\* > [@](#): > > Anyway. That thread was destined to be locked. As Euty told me in chat today, thread that long clog/bog down the server and are a real pain for a lot of people to load. So even if she hadn’t requested it, it was going to happen pretty soon anyway. \*\* I know, I’m just a tad bitter that my body betrayed me at the crucial moment. 😉 \*\* > [@](#): > > “You mean you _want_ us clothed?!” > > Damn straight. I’d like to be able to breathe/control my eyes when I’m posting from a jello pit. \*\* Fine, for you, as restitution for my gaffe above, I’ll get fully dressed. Euty, just make sure you come up with something suffient for payment! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Philosopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ec8ea/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Philosopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Philosopher)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/7 "2000-12-30T18:28:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*“You mean you _want_ us clothed?!” > > Damn straight. I’d like to be able to breathe/control my eyes when I’m posting from a jello pit. \*\* please don’t spoil my fun ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/8 "2000-12-30T18:45:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*Euty, just make sure you come up with something suffient for payment! \*\* I’ll wait to see what’s offered and if it’s not good enough, I’ll just reopen the damn thing! ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/9 "2000-12-30T18:55:29Z")
I am still so proud… Without me some strange people wouldnt have ended up in a jello pit… uhmkay… why the fuck am I proud??? dodgy ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/10 "2000-12-30T18:58:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*I’ll wait to see what’s offered and if it’s not good enough, I’ll just reopen the damn thing! \*\* Look out, “Guy Stuff”! TGF, I’ve got a girlfriend, so I have to watch out for myself;) BD, you only started the second-longest thread! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/11 "2000-12-30T19:00:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BornDodgy \* > \*\*I am still so proud… > Without me some strange people wouldnt have ended up in a jello pit… > > uhmkay… why the fuck am I proud??? > > dodgy \*\* Well, if it wasn’t for you Dodgy, I would never have achieved 300 quite so easily…or so enjoyably 😃 Euty: ::snickers:: Sounds like a plan to me! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/12 "2000-12-30T19:18:30Z")
Now that I have read that thread in its entirety…I’m going to have to have a eensy-weensy “talk” with someone. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/13 "2000-12-30T19:31:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Now that I have read that thread in its entirety…I’m going to have to have a eensy-weensy “talk” with someone. \*\* ::points at iampunha and sniggers:: [sing-song voice] Ooooooo, you’re gonna get it! [/sing-song voice] 😃 Wow, Nocturne, are you a glutton for punisment or what? Read the thread in its entirety, I’m impressed. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/14 "2000-12-30T19:55:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Now that I have read that thread in its entirety…I’m going to have to have a eensy-weensy “talk” with someone. \*\* Hey, you weren’t online! I wasn’t about to go email you and ask “Is it okay if I go and flirt with Fairy Princess Kitty? I’ll be good!” 'Sides, I never even touched her. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/15 "2000-12-30T21:08:04Z")
- cough cough\* That’s not what I remember seeing! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/16 "2000-12-30T21:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*\* cough cough_ > > That’s not what I remember seeing! \*\* Who told you you could talk, pet? 🙂 And if there’s a Jello Pit involved, it’s g-strings for wrestling! ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/17 "2000-12-30T21:19:05Z")
OK, OK, OK— WHO here votes that SAPPHY starts “The Last Word, Part II”? it’s only right that she starts it… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/18 "2000-12-30T21:25:01Z")
Mauv? Pssttt… Did she actually have The Last Word or just the last post? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/19 "2000-12-30T21:28:59Z")
Arden\_Ranger, I’m pretty sure she just had the last post. I thought you and Mauv were going to take care of the last word while I was sleeping. Let me know if we do so that I can add that quote back into my sig. Either way, I still have a plaything, and it was fun. Sapphire, you have to admit that Arden, Mauv, Kitty and I put up on hell of a fight? Huh? ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/20 "2000-12-30T21:29:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Mauv? Pssttt… > > Did she actually have The Last Word or just the last post? 😉 \*\* ::grins wickedly at Arden:: Just the last post, no one did find out where we had The Last Word hidden. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=2)