# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/181 "2000-12-31T18:52:33Z")
Wasn’t the yellow I was asking about. It’s this real salty stuff… :: slingshots cherries at lurkernomore :: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/182 "2000-12-31T18:54:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Let’s go watch this videa tape of Nocturne and me… \*\* OH? There’s a video of y’all? HMM. Maybe I’LL have to have a TEENSY WEENSY talk with someone. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/183 "2000-12-31T18:56:55Z")
_A_ video? By now, Wolfie’s bootlegged it onto DVD. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/184 "2000-12-31T18:57:35Z")
NO NO NO! NO FAIR! I WANNA PLAY WIF MY GIRLFWEND IN THE JELLO PIT! MEMEMEMEME! PD!!! HEEEEELP!!! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/185 "2000-12-31T19:02:30Z")
:: knocks iampunha into Jello Pit :: SPLASH!! :: waves covering Mauv and Nocturne in strawberry jello with banana slices :: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/186 "2000-12-31T19:05:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*_A_ video? > > By now, Wolfie’s bootlegged it onto DVD. 😃 \*\* Yo, DW - I have a friend who works Times Square - what say we patch this on the Jumbotron at 11:55 P? This’ll melt that foot of snow we got yesterday… ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/187 "2000-12-31T19:08:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*:: knocks iampunha into Jello Pit :: > > SPLASH!! > > :: waves covering Mauv and Nocturne in strawberry jello with banana slices :: \*\* ::wakes up rather abruptly:: I’ll get you for that, Arden! ::starts peeling banana slices off her body and sailing them at Arden:: ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/188 "2000-12-31T19:14:56Z")
Hey! iampunha! It’s about time…I was getting lonely. And yes, there’s a video. I’m expecting royalties from Arden, so maybe I’ll enough money to fly to Virginia. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/189 "2000-12-31T19:22:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*:: knocks iampunha into Jello Pit :: > > SPLASH!! > \*\* THERE’S a SPLASH in a jello pit? Glory . . . Hey, Nocturne, you know I hear the rates on SWA are pretty good.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/190 "2000-12-31T19:22:19Z")
:: ducks incoming banana missles :: Virginia? They’ll probably be enough royalties to fly ya both to Paris! :: slingshots cherries at Mauve :: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/191 "2000-12-31T19:24:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > THERE’S a SPLASH in a jello pit? > > Glory . . . > > \*\* It’s a really big Jello pit 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/192 "2000-12-31T19:26:18Z")
_muses_ Paris is good… _tackles Arden_ I want my money! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/193 "2000-12-31T19:29:01Z")
Hey! Not that I’m complaing about you being on top of me, DW’s in charge of distrubution and sales! :: tickle :: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/194 "2000-12-31T19:30:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*_wakes up to new whipped-cream facial hair_ \*\* Ummmm, sorry 'bout that, Nocturne…but it’s not whipped cream in your facial :eek: I couldn’t help myself! You and AR look just so damn good together that…Brrrrrrrrr! Mercy! lurker, I’m right there with ya, buddy. Ol’ Dicky Clark is gonna fall off his platform when he sees _this_ cinematic masterpiece in all it’s Jumbotron glory! Hell, after this baby airs, they’ll have to call it **Chubbytron**! 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 _Melt_ the snow? Hell, it’ll be a friggin’ sauna down there! Woo Hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/195 "2000-12-31T20:13:55Z")
You guys need to set up shop and sell the DVDs. 😛 Nocturne and Punha want to go to Paris ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/196 "2000-12-31T20:21:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*_muses_ Paris is good… > _tackles Arden_ I want my money! \*\* I could handle Paris . . . though there are far better places in France. Whoever did stuff to Nocturne, y’all will pay. I promise. ::begins to lick whipped cream off Nocturne:: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/197 "2000-12-31T20:23:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*You guys need to set up shop and sell the DVDs. 😛 Nocturne and Punha want to go to Paris \*\* I’d settle for being in the same time zone and state. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/198 "2000-12-31T20:24:57Z")
Mmmm…first Arden, then Punha…what a lucky, lucky girl I am. And I not only have a soon-to-be megahit “art” film being released, I am going to Paris and THAT IS THE LAST WORD! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/199 "2000-12-31T20:34:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Mmmm…first Arden, then Punha…what a lucky, lucky girl I am. > And I not only have a soon-to-be megahit “art” film being released, I am going to Paris and THAT IS THE LAST WORD! \*\* No it’s not:p Maybe Arden and I should share you for the time being. Arden, you take the legs, I’ll take the arms. Or rather, you take the bottom half, I’ll take the top half. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/200 "2000-12-31T20:37:11Z")
Hey. I’m a one-man or one-woman girl. One at a time, anyway… 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=11)