# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/201 "2000-12-31T20:38:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > No it’s not:p > > Maybe Arden and I should share you for the time being. Arden, you take the legs, I’ll take the arms. > > Or rather, you take the bottom half, I’ll take the top half. \*\* Whoa! That’s awfully nice of you, Punha! Thanks, everso. :: leers at Nocturne :: You’re right. You are a lucky, lucky girl. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/202 "2000-12-31T20:40:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Whoa! That’s awfully nice of you, Punha! Thanks, everso. > > :: leers at Nocturne :: > > You’re right. You are a lucky, lucky girl. 😉 \*\* Hey, I figure I get the upperhalf, you get the lowerhalf. And I’ve permission to play with what I have, where as all you get to do is look;) GDRLH ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/203 "2000-12-31T20:42:08Z")
Shouldn’t someone videotape this? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/204 "2000-12-31T20:42:14Z")
Heh. You can’t keep an eye on me the _whole_ time. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/205 "2000-12-31T20:43:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Hey. I’m a one-man or one-woman girl. > > One at a time, anyway… 😃 > > \*\* Hmm . . . well, as I’ll be going in a few minutes to play with Falcon’s pu - er, her cat, I guess there’s nothing I can do to prevent you and A\_R from having a grand ol’ time in my absence. Nocturne, I trust you will regale me with tales of debauchery and . . . stuff when I get back? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/206 "2000-12-31T20:43:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Shouldn’t someone videotape this? \*\* I believe Wolfie has set up the video cameras in strategic locations… ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/207 "2000-12-31T20:47:32Z")
Well, Arden, looks like it’s you and me now. 😉 Wanna make a sequel? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/208 "2000-12-31T20:50:47Z")
:: sprays Nocturne with whipped cream :: Woo-Hoo!! :: proceeds to do more unspeakable things to Nocturne :: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/209 "2000-12-31T20:59:09Z")
I’m thinking AR’s got the better half of that deal 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/210 "2000-12-31T21:02:14Z")
Whoa…Arden…pulling out all the stops, aren’t you? _idly wonders where Mauvaise ran off to and if DW wants to join in on the fun_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/211 "2000-12-31T21:06:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Whoa…Arden…pulling out all the stops, aren’t you? _idly wonders where Mauvaise ran off to and if DW wants to join in on the fun_ \*\* Feh… I don’t need any help! 😛 Although, DW is looking kinda forlorn, isn’t he? Isn’t he cute in his collar? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/212 "2000-12-31T21:07:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Whoa…Arden…pulling out all the stops, aren’t you? _idly wonders where Mauvaise ran off to and if DW wants to join in on the fun_ \*\* She ran off to take care of some errands, but is back now. ::idly wondering if DW’s poor heart can take it with 3 women:: Any whipped cream left, Arden? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/213 "2000-12-31T21:08:04Z")
Oh, I’ll join in alright. I’ve got a few more cables to run - this is a 3 camera shoot - but I’ll jump in as soon as everything is secure. I’d hate to see you girls trip on any cables or anything. We’ve got all angles covered, so feel free to squirm around as much as you’d like. You may want to clip your hair up so it stays out of your faces. Wouldn’t want anything to obscure the view, now, would we? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/214 "2000-12-31T21:30:20Z")
There’s tons of whipped cream, and in honor of New Year’s we can add champagne in later. All cold and bubbly… 🙂 My hair’s in a ponytail, thank you, DW. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/215 "2000-12-31T21:35:18Z")
Goodness! It looks like you guys had lots of fun last night without me. I’m here now, the party can continue. Who wants to make a Lisa-Sundae? Has anyone seen my plaything, Corvus? :: Dives into jello-Pit :: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/216 "2000-12-31T21:43:59Z")
:: DW surveys the beauties in the Jello pit :: :: one eyebrow raises, a smirk begins to form :: :: a quick gargle with Scope, and in he dives :: Don’t worry Mauv, my heart can handle this just fine! Oh, AR, a pony tail! My my, you look so cute! Hey, you’ve got whipped cream on your, um… Here, let me get that for you… ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/217 "2000-12-31T22:02:26Z")
:: Sits all by her lonesome in Jello-Pit:: Where is everyone? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/218 "2000-12-31T22:06:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > Oh, AR, a pony tail! My my, you look so cute! Hey, you’ve got whipped cream on your, um… > > Here, let me get that for you… \*\* :: giggle :: Always seeing to our needs, aren’t you, Wolfie? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/219 "2000-12-31T22:09:48Z")
Service is a pleasure indeed. 🙂 Angel, I tied Corvus up in the closet. I can’t help it - I’m greedy. Loosen up - here, have some peaches. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/220 "2000-12-31T22:52:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Service is a pleasure indeed. 🙂 > > Angel, I tied Corvus up in the closet. I can’t help it - I’m greedy. Loosen up - here, have some peaches. \*\* Just don’t eat the popcorn 😛 DW, looks like Nocturne has some chocolate on her… um… you wanna get that? I’m busy. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=12)