# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/221 "2000-12-31T23:22:07Z")
Wolfie, thats kinda kinky, isn’t it? Tying up Corvus in the closet,that is. I’m sure he doesn’t mind, but still. Think you could let him come out and play.~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/222 "2000-12-31T23:32:59Z")
Woohoo! I’m back and ready for action! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/223 "2000-12-31T23:36:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Woohoo! I’m back and ready for action! \*\* Well, that’s convienant since we’re doing unspeakable things to you 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/224 "2000-12-31T23:47:16Z")
Oh yeah…I forgot. Well…you keep on doing them and I’ll keep on…uhh…whatever people do when they have unspeakable things done to them. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/225 "2000-12-31T23:52:47Z")
Moan and writhe and tell us how good we are 🙂 And it’s okay, seeing as we’re married now 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/226 "2000-12-31T23:57:26Z")
Yes…tell your kids I’ll be a great, uh, stepmom to them. _snicker_ Uhm, how old are they? _moans and writhes and tells Arden Ranger how good she is_ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/227 "2000-12-31T23:58:31Z")
Well, since AR and I are virtually married, I’m ready to get this honeymoon started. Wait…Nocturne…what shall we do? It’s your honeymoon too! Hmmmmm… 3 WAY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/228 "2001-01-01T00:01:49Z")
Go to sleep for a while and look what a guy misses… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/229 "2001-01-01T00:03:50Z")
Don’t feel bad, Corvus. They married me and I wasn’t even there. Missed my own virtual wedding. _sniff_ _sob_ WAHHHHHH! _sniff, sniff_ WAHHHHH! OK, I feel better. Someone console me now. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/230 "2001-01-01T00:05:00Z")
Poor, poor Wolfie. Come here, let Ar make you feel better… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/231 "2001-01-01T00:08:19Z")
Thanks, honey. Look! Wolfie brought his bone! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/232 "2001-01-01T00:08:42Z")
I’m sorry, Wolfie. I thought you knew you were getting married. Forgive me? Just think that watching Nocturne and Arden should make you feel better. Corvus, don’t be sad. You’re still my plaything! :: Feeds Corvus succulent grapes:: ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/233 "2001-01-01T00:11:17Z")
_adds some orange Jello to the mix to make things interesting_ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/234 "2001-01-01T00:15:39Z")
Mmmm… grapes Don’t worry I’m not sad. With you here, how could I be? 🙂 But I’m the one with the collar, so it’s only right that I feed you. :: plucks grape, carefully peels it , pops it into Angels mouth :: Hey, no biting 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/235 "2001-01-01T00:17:31Z")
Ooh, thank you Corvus. Thats very considerate of you. I love grapes. My friend, Hillary, tells me I eat them very seductively. ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/236 "2001-01-01T00:18:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Thanks, honey. > > Look! Wolfie brought his bone! \*\* Don’t you always? 😉 Nocturne is chocolate free! We can’t have _that_! :: drizzles the wife with chocolate syrup :: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/237 "2001-01-01T00:20:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Don’t feel bad, Corvus. They married me and I wasn’t even there. Missed my own virtual wedding. > > _sniff_ > > _sob_ > > WAHHHHHH! _sniff, sniff_ WAHHHHH! > > OK, I feel better. Someone console me now. > > \*\* DW is just whining because he missed out on his virtual bachelor party. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/238 "2001-01-01T00:21:07Z")
Gads… I’ll say… I think I need to lie down But please, don’t stop on my account 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/239 "2001-01-01T00:24:54Z")
Hey, it’s about time you proposed, Corvus. I thought I was gonna have to kick you under the table! Angel and Corvus…you kids look so good together! But enough about you two. I have work to do. _ahem_ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/240 "2001-01-01T00:28:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Hey, it’s about time you proposed, Corvus. I thought I was gonna have to kick you under the table! Angel and Corvus…you kids look so good together! > > But enough about you two. I have work to do. > > _ahem_ \*\* Come to think of it so do I… Ohhh Angel, where are you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=13)