# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/241 "2001-01-01T00:29:05Z")
Well, get to it, honey! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/242 "2001-01-01T00:29:05Z")
Corvus, Honeyā€¦You arenā€™t supposed to sleep on our wedding night. Youā€™re lying down already? We havenā€™t even gotten started yet. We were just married 3 minutes ago. Thanks Wolfie, You and Arden are sweet together too! ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/243 "2001-01-01T00:31:43Z")
Chocolate syrup and orange Jello and strawberry Jello and whipped cream and banana slices! I think Iā€™ve got a sugar rush! ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/244 "2001-01-01T00:36:04Z")
I wasnā€™t sleeping, I was just conserving my energy. I have a feeling Iā€™ll need as much as I can muster. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/245 "2001-01-01T00:37:16Z")
Oooh I got a new sig too! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/246 "2001-01-01T00:41:51Z")
So, Corvusā€¦what would you like to do 1st? Go to dinner? See a show? šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/247 "2001-01-01T00:45:06Z")
How about I make you dinner and hand feed it to you, and then we can out on a show of our own. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/248 "2001-01-01T00:49:31Z")
Whatever youā€™d like, dear. What are we having? Iā€™ll just go get comfy while you prepare dinner, hmm? :: Slips into bathroom to ā€œput on something more comfortableā€ :: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/249 "2001-01-01T00:52:19Z")
Did someone say something about a honeymoon? Iā€™ve got some lovely hand-dipped chocolate covered strawberries dangling fromā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/250 "2001-01-01T00:52:51Z")
Youā€™re going to perform our marriage ceremony to Mauv in THAT?? Oh, wait. This is us weā€™re talking aboutā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/251 "2001-01-01T00:54:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*Did someone say something about a honeymoon? Iā€™ve got some lovely hand-dipped chocolate covered strawberries dangling fromā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ \*\* Now, now. We have to have our group honeymoon in private. Donā€™t want to traumatize the kiddiesā€¦ or make Corvus feel inadequate. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/252 "2001-01-01T00:56:00Z")
Well, lets see hereā€¦ Hmmmā€¦ all I can seem to find is champaign and some strawberries. I think we can amuse ourselves with thatā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/253 "2001-01-01T00:58:27Z")
:: Comes out from bathroom in, well, use your imagination:: I might as well admit it, I donā€™t like Champagne. The Bubbles make me sickā€¦But the strawberries? Are they chocolate covered? ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/254 "2001-01-01T01:04:57Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Now, now. We have to have our group honeymoon in private. Donā€™t want to traumatize the kiddiesā€¦ or make Corvus feel inadequate. šŸ˜‰ \*\* ::strolls over to the Polygamy Honeymoon Suite and knocks on the door:: ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/255 "2001-01-01T01:10:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*:: Comes out from bathroom in, well, use your imagination:: > I might as well admit it, I donā€™t like Champagne. The Bubbles make me sickā€¦But the strawberries? Are they chocolate covered? ~Lisa \*\* ::looks at Angel:: ::thunk:: ::picks up fallen jaw:: Mmmmā€¦ The srawberries arenā€™t covered in chocolate, but I figured we could take care of that ourselves ::holds up pot of melted chocloate:: Care to join me? ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/256 "2001-01-01T01:15:35Z")
Iā€™d be happy too, but I have a quick question first. Are you going to stay all dressed up like that all night long? That might put a damper on my plans. ~Lisa Sooner or later, weā€™ll have to get us a private suite. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/257 "2001-01-01T01:20:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Iā€™d be happy too, but I have a quick question first. Are you going to stay all dressed up like that all night long? That might put a damper on my plans. ~Lisa > Sooner or later, weā€™ll have to get us a private suite. \*\* What? This old thing? Just a secā€¦ ::rip:: Wooā€¦ breezy. Howā€™s that? And as for that private suite, letā€™s make it sooner, rather than laterā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/258 "2001-01-01T01:22:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > ::strolls over to the Polygamy Honeymoon Suite and knocks on the door:: \*\* LOL!!! I donā€™t know why, but that just struck me as hilarious. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/259 "2001-01-01T01:29:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Moan and writhe and tell us how good we are šŸ™‚ > > And itā€™s okay, seeing as weā€™re married now šŸ˜› \*\* 1. Writhing is reserved for pain. 2. No youā€™re not. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/260 "2001-01-01T01:30:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > \*\*Moan and writhe and tell us how good we are šŸ™‚ > > > > And itā€™s okay, seeing as weā€™re married now šŸ˜› \*\* > > 1. Writhing is reserved for pain. > > 2. No youā€™re not. \*\* Crap. That was me, iampunha, not falcon. And sheā€™s not even making me write this either. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=14)