# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/261 "2001-01-01T01:32:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > \*\* > > > > ::strolls over to the Polygamy Honeymoon Suite and knocks on the door:: \*\* > > LOL!!! > > I don’t know why, but that just struck me as hilarious. 😃 \*\* Well, are you gonna stop laughing and invite me in?! The stems on these strawberries are starting to pinch 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/262 "2001-01-01T01:37:51Z")
This whole page and the previous half page seem so funny to me now after seeing that PLG is engaged . . . I dunno why, though. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/263 "2001-01-01T01:49:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > Well, are you gonna stop laughing and invite me in?! The stems on these strawberries are starting to pinch 😉 :: DW staggers over to the door, and opens it to reveal his lovely bride :: Sorry, Mauvaise. We didn’t hear you knockin’ 'cause the room was-a roc… Ahem. Please…do come in! As you know, the Polygamy Suite comes with double King Size beds. [sup]and a jacuzzi full of grape jelly[/sup] [sup]oh…and a trampoline, too[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/264 "2001-01-01T02:00:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > > \*\*Moan and writhe and tell us how good we are 🙂 > > > > > > And it’s okay, seeing as we’re married now 😛 \*\* > > > > 1. Writhing is reserved for pain. > > > > 2. No you’re not. \*\* > > Crap. That was me, iampunha, not falcon. > > And she’s not even making me write this either. \*\* 1. No it’s not. 2. Yes we are 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/265 "2001-01-01T02:03:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*\ > Please…do come in! As you know, the Polygamy Suite comes with double King Size beds. \*\* ::strolls in, closing the door firmly behind her, and crawls onto the bed:: Let the Honeymoon commence!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/266 "2001-01-01T02:06:28Z")
DAMNIT! I wanted to marry nocturne! Oh well . . . I can still talk suggestively to her on AIM. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/267 "2001-01-01T02:12:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*DAMNIT! > > I wanted to marry nocturne! > > Oh well . . . I can still talk suggestively to her on AIM. > > 😛 \*\* I’m sure she’ll marry you, too if you ask nice and stop whining. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/268 "2001-01-01T02:16:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*I’m sure she’ll marry you, too if you ask nice and stop whining. 😛 \*\* But Mommy, I wanted to be her only spouse! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/269 "2001-01-01T02:19:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > \*\*I’m sure she’ll marry you, too if you ask nice and stop whining. 😛 \*\* > > But Mommy, I wanted to be her only spouse! \*\* Poor lamb. But you’ll be her only male spouse. She’s not married to Wolfie. 🙂 Now, don’t whine. We can share. Can’t we Mauv? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/270 "2001-01-01T02:23:08Z")
I’d be happy to share with punha as long as he doesn’t get cranky when it’s our turn 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/271 "2001-01-01T02:24:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > Poor lamb. But you’ll be her only male spouse. She’s not married to Wolfie. 🙂 And it’s a good thing, too. I’ve got about all I can handle (and still be properly attentive, of course 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/272 "2001-01-01T02:33:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*I’d be happy to share with punha as long as he doesn’t get cranky when it’s our turn 😃 \*\* So long as you don’t invade my “personal space”😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/273 "2001-01-01T02:52:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > \*\*I’d be happy to share with punha as long as he doesn’t get cranky when it’s our turn 😃 \*\* > > So long as you don’t invade my “personal space”😉 \*\* Heh. That’s not physically possible with the equipment given us by the Creator, punha. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/274 "2001-01-01T03:02:07Z")
I don’t know about you. But Corvus and I are having a good time in our Suite. He went out for some ice, but can I borrow the trampoline? I want to surprise him when he comes back. ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/275 "2001-01-01T03:11:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Heh. That’s not physically possible with the equipment given us by the Creator, punha. 🙂 \*\* I’m sure you could find something . . . don’t you like stra-ons?😉 GDRLH ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/276 "2001-01-01T03:20:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > \*\*Heh. That’s not physically possible with the equipment given us by the Creator, punha. 🙂 \*\* > > I’m sure you could find something . . . don’t you like stra-ons?😉 > > GDRLH \*\* [this one may or may not be taken seriously ;)] Wanna find out? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/277 "2001-01-01T03:37:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*I don’t know about you. But Corvus and I are having a good time in our Suite. He went out for some ice, but can I borrow the trampoline? I want to surprise him when he comes back. ~Lisa \*\* :: opens door, drops ice bucket :: Ooohh… that looks like fun… :: closes door :: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/278 "2001-01-01T03:40:13Z")
:: walks out of Polygamy Suite, dragging the trampoline behind him :: Ohhhh Angelllll! You wanted to borrow this, right? Here ya go…have a good time 😉 Just be careful you don’t bang your head on the frame. Trust me, it hurts. Alright, I have to get back to Mauvaise and show her some tricks I discussed in a certain other thread :p:p:p:p:p Hey AR - how about showing iampunha that pinata dildo? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/279 "2001-01-01T03:46:51Z")
Just what are you implying, Wolfie?! I’m a married woman! 😛 😛 😛 I’m gonna go see what you’re showing Mauv and make sure you haven’t been holding out on me. Where _is_ that rolled up newspaper? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/280 "2001-01-01T03:51:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Alright, I have to get back to Mauvaise and show her some tricks I discussed in a certain other thread :p:p:p:p:p > \*\* OOOOOOOOhhhhhhh!!! ::swoons in anticipation:: I promise there isn’t a single book in the Polygamy Suite ;p [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=15)