# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/281 "2001-01-01T03:51:25Z")
Corvus…you sure have been away a long time. I was getting lonely on the trampoline. Thanks, Wolfie! Have fun!~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/282 "2001-01-01T04:10:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Wanna find out? 😛 \*\* Not in the least. Not with you, anyway:) Maybe even 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/283 "2001-01-01T04:19:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > Where _is_ that rolled up newspaper? Sorry, dear, but Mauvaise cleaned out any and all reading material. She knows it has no value whatsoever. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/284 "2001-01-01T04:25:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > Where _is_ that rolled up newspaper? > > Sorry, dear, but Mauvaise cleaned out any and all reading material. She knows it has no value whatsoever. 😉 > \*\* Who said anything about reading? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/285 "2001-01-01T04:26:57Z")
First DW, then pumha… All this grief I’m getting. :: sniff :: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/286 "2001-01-01T04:33:02Z")
I’m just jealous because you got to marry her before I did. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/287 "2001-01-01T04:36:31Z")
Awwwwww…c’mere, Arden. I hate seeing you upset. (Especially when iampunha pops in and sees that you typed “pumha”, and I’m guessing he’ll say “It’s PUNHA, not PUMHA - I am not a sneaker!”) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/288 "2001-01-01T04:40:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I’m just jealous because you got to marry her before I did. \*\* It’s not _our_ fault you’re so slow, however, it was to our benefit so perhaps I shouldn’t give you too hard a time of it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/289 "2001-01-01T04:44:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Awwwwww…c’mere, Arden. > > I hate seeing you upset. > > (Especially when iampunha pops in and sees that you typed “pumha”, and I’m guessing he’ll say “It’s PUNHA, not PUMHA - I am not a sneaker!”) 😃 \*\* Merde. Sorry puNha. I’ve had too much tequila, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/290 "2001-01-01T04:50:19Z")
:: stumbles out of room for breather:: I have seen things… wonderful things… :: returns with bowl of cherries:: Yoohoo, Angel… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/291 "2001-01-01T05:53:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*It’s not _our_ fault you’re so slow, however, it was to our benefit so perhaps I shouldn’t give you too hard a time of it. 😛 \*\* No, and it’s not MY fault I was driving to Columbia when this stuff got posted. You could have at least waited for me to show up . . . but I’m not bitter. NO, not ME! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/292 "2001-01-01T06:01:02Z")
:: sound of champagne corks popping :: Happy New Year! :: kisses all around :: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/293 "2001-01-01T06:10:23Z")
Happy New Year to all the Newlyweds, and everyone else, too! :: sprays champagne all over :: ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/294 "2001-01-01T06:17:02Z")
- 1.45 hrs. to go. But just in case I’m not all there, Happy New Year!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/295 "2001-01-01T06:19:30Z")
::smooches DW and Arden:: Happy New Year !!! I still have a little bit to wait before it’s midnight here. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/296 "2001-01-01T06:21:18Z")
::comes in, having to wade through the jello and champagne.:: ::sees nothing pertaining to him has happened:: :🍃: ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/297 "2001-01-01T06:59:17Z")
Corvus, I’m here and ready. Where are you honey? Its our wedding night, I’ll be waiting. I have the whipped cream and cherries. ~Lisa :: pours bubble bath and prepares to get in, while waiting :: ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/298 "2001-01-01T07:21:06Z")
Hi! It’s 2001 here. And I am married. And having my honeymoon. As far as I’m concerned, punha darling, I’ll marry you. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/299 "2001-01-01T07:38:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Corvus, I’m here and ready. Where are you honey? Its our wedding night, I’ll be waiting. I have the whipped cream and cherries. ~Lisa :: pours bubble bath and prepares to get in, while waiting :: \*\* Mmmm… cherries :: gets into bubble bath :: Well, what are you waiting for? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/300 "2001-01-01T07:52:01Z")
:: Corvus and Angel emerge from bathtub covered in strategically placed bubbles:: Honey, its time for bed.=) :: Glances at Corvus Seductively:: :: Corvus and Angel crawl into bed and as the lights go down, you see the shadow of a passionate embrace :: See you tomorrow! Happy New Year! ~Lisa [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=16)