# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/301 "2001-01-01T08:12:50Z")

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Happy New Year Everybody !!!

::lies back down with Angel, follow by a flurry of long, deep kisses::

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/302 "2001-01-01T08:16:32Z")

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Now that’s its after midnight (_grumbles at the cable modem which is still down_): Happy New Year!!! ::tosses confetti about::

Nocturne, Happy 300 posts! ::smoooch::

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/303 "2001-01-01T17:51:35Z")

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YAY! Happy 300 posts for me!

Oddly appropriate at the timing…  
_SMOOCHES Mauvaise_

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/304 "2001-01-01T19:09:19Z")

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Nocturne, c’mover here. I have something for you:)

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/305 "2001-01-01T19:16:08Z")

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Keep your shirt on! [well, actually, scratch that. I saw your picture ;)] Go see Angel and get “legal” first.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/306 "2001-01-01T19:29:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> \*\*Keep your shirt on! [well, actually, scratch that. I saw your picture ;)] Go see Angel and get “legal” first. \*\*

I’m legal. I just dunno if I can legally marry Nocturne. She’s still in HS, after all.

::contemplates taking shirt off::

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/307 "2001-01-01T20:26:01Z")

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If Angel can marry folks, you can marry Nocturne.

Mauv and I did.

😛

Lose the shirt. You’re overdressed for this room.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/308 "2001-01-01T21:21:01Z")

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Oooo! Marry Nocturne! And take your shirt off!

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**Author:** ![annalamerino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@annalamerino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annalamerino)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/309 "2001-01-01T21:24:04Z")

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I missed that last word thread, but I guess I can get on board this one.

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/310 "2001-01-01T21:31:20Z")

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Oooo! annalamerino…Fresh Meat!

Uh…um…I mean…Welcome to the Jell-O Pit!

C’mon in, get comfortable

(but you’ll need to lose some clothes first…)

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/311 "2001-01-01T21:34:30Z")

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Come on Iampunha…I’m waiting to marry you and Nocturne. I think its allowed. Corvus? Where are you? Did you have fun last night? =)

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/312 "2001-01-01T21:35:51Z")

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_“accidently” bumps DW back into the Jello Pit_ Ahhh, the fun starts anew…wanna have an affair? 😉

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/313 "2001-01-01T21:55:12Z")

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Is it possible to have an affair in a group marriage?

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/314 "2001-01-01T21:58:00Z")

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Haha. I got married again :: shows ring to the girls and dives in jello pit while waiting for husbands::

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/315 "2001-01-01T22:05:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> _“accidently” bumps DW back into the Jello Pit_ Ahhh, the fun starts anew…wanna have an affair? 😉

:: falls back with a wet splortch ::

An affair, huh? Wait…I need to figure this out. Let’s see, I’m married to AR & Mauv, but they’re married to you, so if I have an affair with you, then you’ll be having an affair with your…

My brain hurts now.

:: gets up and yanks Nocturne into pit ::

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/316 "2001-01-01T22:08:43Z")

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:: sprays everyone around with whipped cream ::

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/317 "2001-01-01T22:40:10Z")

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Wow, Arden, you’re pretty good with that whipped cream!

::stands by the Jello pit in a whipped cream bikini::

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/318 "2001-01-01T22:46:19Z")

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Gee, I could _really_ go for some whipped cream right about now…

:: smacks lips ::

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/319 "2001-01-01T22:49:19Z")

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Sure, baby…

:sprays DW in the face with whipped cream::  
:: wicked grin ::  
More?

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/320 "2001-01-01T22:53:03Z")

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Oh yeah, baby, give it to me, give it to me good…

:: takes whipped cream and schmears it all over his chest ::

😛

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