# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/321 "2001-01-01T22:56:01Z")
You are such an animal… 😛 Here, let me get that… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/322 "2001-01-01T23:01:18Z")
Oh yes I am…you bring it out in me. Especially with that whipped cream…GggrrrooowwllLLL! Who’s your wolfie? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/323 "2001-01-01T23:14:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > Who’s your wolfie? 😉 \*\* :: falls back in jello, laughing :: 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/324 "2001-01-01T23:16:01Z")
::stolls over to Wolfie licking her lips:: Now just lie down here on the bench, this won’t hurt a bit. [sub]well, maybe just a little 😃 [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/325 "2001-01-01T23:17:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Haha. I got married again :: shows ring to the girls and dives in jello pit while waiting for husbands:: \*\* ::stumbles over to jello pit, collapses:: Whew… I’m exhausted. ::lays back in jello:: So, two husbands now? Dang… where do you find the energy? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/326 "2001-01-01T23:24:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > ::stolls over to Wolfie licking her lips:: Now just lie down here on the bench, this won’t hurt a bit. :: Starts singing “Anticipation” :: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/327 "2001-01-01T23:26:26Z")
:: straddles Wolfie in her whipped cream bikini (which incidentally has mostly melted off) and slowly lowers her head… :: You’ll have to use your imagination from there, dear 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/328 "2001-01-01T23:34:38Z")
Corvus, I have lots of energy. I thought I showed you last night! Ready for tonight, big boy? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/329 "2001-01-01T23:45:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > :: straddles Wolfie in her whipped cream bikini (which incidentally has mostly melted off) and slowly lowers her head… :: You’ll have to use your imagination from there, dear 😛 I think I’m going to have to use my Kegel exercises is more like it 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/330 "2001-01-01T23:45:10Z")
Do you actually have to ask that question? Of course I’ll be ready! And what with Monster there, it’ll only get more interesting. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/331 "2001-01-01T23:52:34Z")
Its already interesting, Corvus. I have my fuzzy handcuffs,and edible underwear. =) ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/332 "2001-01-01T23:52:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*I think I’m going to have to use my Kegel exercises is more like it 😛 \*\* \ This could get interesting! I’ll do mine, if you do yours. In unison now: :::squeeeeze:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/333 "2001-01-01T23:59:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Its already interesting, Corvus. I have my fuzzy handcuffs,and edible underwear. =) \*\* Gaahh… pinch me, I’m dreaming… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/334 "2001-01-02T00:06:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \ This could get interesting! I’ll do mine, if you do yours. In unison now: :::squeeeeze:: 😃 Oh… my… gawwwdddddd. must…think about…baseball… ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/335 "2001-01-02T00:09:09Z")
I don’t think baseball is a very good thing to think about. You’ll just start counting off the bases as you round them 😛 Maybe you should do complex mathematical functions in your head instead. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/336 "2001-01-02T00:10:07Z")
Eh, Dire wolf, don’t fight it, you can’t win. I say just give up now and enjoy yourself… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/337 "2001-01-02T00:20:35Z")
xxx xx xxxxxx x xxxxx xx xxxx xx xx. xxx,xxx x xx!!! xxxxxx, xxxxx x xxxx xxx x!!! 😉 xxxx? xxx-xx xxxxxxxx’x xx xxx! _Note: This post censored by the ratings committee. 1/1/2001 6:19PM CST_ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/338 "2001-01-02T00:32:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*xxx xx xxxxxx x xxxxx xx xxxx xx xx. xxx,xxx x xx!!! > > xxxxxx, xxxxx x xxxx xxx x!!! 😉 > > xxxx? xxx-xx xxxxxxxx’x xx xxx! > > _Note: This post censored by the ratings committee. 1/1/2001 6:19PM CST_ \*\* ROFL!!! ::wondering what incentive she can use to get the uncensored post emailed to her:: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/339 "2001-01-02T00:38:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*::wondering what incentive she can use to get the uncensored post emailed to her:: \*\* Check out hypergirl’s sig for clues. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/340 "2001-01-02T00:59:44Z")
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