# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/341 "2001-01-02T01:00:06Z")
All of my spouses are otherwise entertained. I feel rather left out. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/342 "2001-01-02T01:07:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*All of my spouses are otherwise entertained. I feel rather left out. \*\* I’m entertaining only you, dear. Perhaps you didn’t notice because I’m not shaking my thang? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/343 "2001-01-02T01:18:42Z")
iampunha, sweetie, you don’t have to “shake your thang” to get my attention. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/344 "2001-01-02T01:19:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > \*\*::wondering what incentive she can use to get the uncensored post emailed to her:: \*\* > > Check out hypergirl’s sig for clues. \*\* ::runs off to the search menu to find a hypergirl sig:: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/345 "2001-01-02T01:25:38Z")
::having found sig, she now shamelessly rips it off for selfish purposes:: Oh, Wolfie, dear, “Oh, verb my noun, my adjective adjective noun. Your noun is adjective noun. I want to verb your noun adverb!!” ::wanders off to check her email:: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/346 "2001-01-02T01:39:17Z")
:: e-mails un-censored post to Mauvaise’s account :: :: checks the evening tech report :: “Our top story tonight - @home’s e-mail server has caught fire and burned to the ground. A spicy e-mail is suspected as the cause. Film at 11.” ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/347 "2001-01-02T01:42:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*“Our top story tonight - @home’s e-mail server has caught fire and burned to the ground. A spicy e-mail is suspected as the cause. Film at 11.” \*\* ::weeps copiously:: #%#)( @home! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/348 "2001-01-02T02:21:42Z")
I think I need a copy too. It might give me some suggestions. Monster and Corvus can barely keep up over here. :: dives in jello-pit :: ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/349 "2001-01-02T04:21:07Z")
hey, 660 more posts, and we can beat the other degenerate jello-pit thread 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/350 "2001-01-02T04:32:08Z")
How you’d like to help out with those 660 posts Dyno, baby? I’ve got the ice cream toppings and hancuffs. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/351 "2001-01-02T04:39:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*How you’d like to help out with those 660 posts Dyno, baby? I’ve got the ice cream toppings and hancuffs. > > Kitty \*\* You really know the way to a guy’s heart, don’t you, Kitty? ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/352 "2001-01-02T04:51:13Z")
_snuggles up close to Dyno then pours warm caramel on him, then covers that with whipped cream before adding a few cherries_ Yummy Kitty ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/353 "2001-01-02T12:48:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_snuggles up close to Dyno then pours warm caramel on him, then covers that with whipped cream before adding a few cherries_ > \*\* _SNIFF_ I thought I was your plaything upon which you covered caramel and then licked it (me) off. I’m so hurt. Oh, Arden? Arden? Where AAAARE you, Arden? FPK is finished with me. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/354 "2001-01-02T14:23:03Z")
:: sticks out of the movie room :: What? What is this? I left you playing with our wife. But if you want to watch dirty movies with me… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/355 "2001-01-02T17:25:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*I left you playing with our wife. But if you want to watch dirty movies with me… \*\* Our wife is somewhere where I can’t get to her. What say we make our own dirty movie? And I have a surprise for you;) ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/356 "2001-01-02T17:29:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > Our wife is somewhere where I can’t get to her. > > What say we make our own dirty movie? And I have a surprise for you;) \*\* Woooo… I _love_ surprises. Just let me set up the camera… :: Scurries aruond and readjusts Wolfie’s cameras :: Okay. All yours. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/357 "2001-01-02T19:43:51Z")
_takes control of Wolf’s cameras with a devilish smile_ Make yer own porno, 25 cents, come one, come all, married or no, make your own porno, 25 cents! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/358 "2001-01-02T19:51:16Z")
😃 Making sure you have enough money to enjoy Paris, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/359 "2001-01-02T19:55:01Z")
😉 I’ll have fun in Paris, money or no. _wiggles eyebrows Groucho Marx-style_ Want me to tape you, Arden? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/360 "2001-01-02T20:00:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*😉 I’ll have fun in Paris, money or no. _wiggles eyebrows Groucho Marx-style_ Want me to tape you, Arden? 😃 \*\* :: strikes a suggestive pose :: Anything for you, babe. Though I’m still waiting for my surprise from that man of yours. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=19)