# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/361 "2001-01-02T23:11:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Anything for you, babe. Though I’m still waiting for my surprise from that man of yours. \*\* I’m yours too, A\_R. And as I posted about the surprise this morning, I’ve of course forgotten it by now. However, I think I can work something out . . . ::leves the room and re-enters wearing a towel:: Have fun. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/362 "2001-01-02T23:18:56Z")
Grrooowwwllll!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/363 "2001-01-02T23:27:21Z")
Shame on ya’ll for hijacking cute lil sapphy’s thread. I condemn you all to padded 5’ by 7’ cells for 1 week with stale bread, tap water and Straightdope Books to keep you occupied! Bwahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/364 "2001-01-02T23:35:35Z")
Feh… I have 2 kids trapped inside by the weather. You’re sentence scares me not! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/365 "2001-01-02T23:39:51Z")
Silo…doncha wanna join us? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/366 "2001-01-02T23:45:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > \*\*Shame on ya’ll for hijacking cute lil sapphy’s thread. > \*\* Maybe you missed the fact that it wasn’t her thread?🙂 A\_R: ::lies down on his belly, allowing her to play with the towel and its contents:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/367 "2001-01-02T23:52:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > A\_R: > > ::lies down on his belly, allowing her to play with the towel and its contents:: \*\* :: proceeds to do unspeakable things to iampunha that overheat the video cameras :: [“allowing”. Isn’t he cute ;)] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/368 "2001-01-03T01:54:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*:: proceeds to do unspeakable things to iampunha that overheat the video cameras :: > > [“allowing”. Isn’t he cute ;)] > \*\* ::sighs happily among other noises, wishing he could . . . well, that’s for private discussion;):: [I didn’t want to make you do \*\*anything\*\*. Then I wouldn’t be a good virtual husband.] ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/369 "2001-01-03T02:34:19Z")
_finds another camera; keeps filming_ This is gonna make me some money… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/370 "2001-01-03T02:45:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*_finds another camera; keeps filming_ This is gonna make me some money… \*\* Maybe you and all your virtual husbands and me and all my virtual wives should go for a trip to Paris? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/371 "2001-01-03T03:34:58Z")
Nope. I’m not sharing you with anyone in Paris. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/372 "2001-01-03T04:09:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Nope. I’m not sharing you with anyone in Paris. \*\* And who can blame her? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/373 "2001-01-03T04:11:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > \*\*:: proceeds to do unspeakable things to iampunha that overheat the video cameras :: > > > > [“allowing”. Isn’t he cute ;)] > > \*\* > > ::sighs happily among other noises, wishing he could . . . well, that’s for private discussion;):: > > [I didn’t want to make you do \*\*anything\*\*. Then I wouldn’t be a good virtual husband.] \*\* _rowl_ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/374 "2001-01-03T05:26:49Z")
**ARDEN\_RANGER!!!** I go away with Mauvaise for one lousy day, and just look at the way you carry on!!! My, my, my. When the wolf’s away, oh how the mice will play. And **YOU** , Mr. Iampunha!!! How _dare_ you do those things to my wife!!! 😃 If you _really_ want to get her all turned on, you have to do this: :: leans over and whispers into Punha’s ear :: OK, first you … … … … … … . … … … … … … . … … … …, right? THEN, you take … … … … … … … … … . … … … …, got that? Finally, grab her ankles and … … … … … … … … … … . … … … … Got it? OK, stallion, go strap yourself in. Trust me, she’s a wild ride. 😉 You kids have fun. I’ll be in the hot tub gettin’ all lathery with Mauvaise. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/375 "2001-01-03T05:45:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\ ***ARDEN\_RANGER!!!** > > I go away with Mauvaise for one lousy day, and just look at the way you carry on!!! > > \*\* \ :: indignant huff :: This is what happens when you forget you’re married to both of us. _harumph_ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/376 "2001-01-03T12:18:06Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > How dare you do those things to my wife!!!_\* :: Looks at DW :: _Your_ wife?! You mean _our_ wife. Hey, Arden, why don’t you join us in the hot tub, that is if you’re not too busy with punha. 😃 If you _really_ want to get her all turned on, you have to do this: :: leans over and whispers into Punha’s ear :: OK, first you … … … … … … . … … … … … … . … … … …, right? THEN, you take … … … … … … … … … . … … … …, got that? Finally, grab her ankles and … … … … … … … … … … . … … … … Got it? OK, stallion, go strap yourself in. Trust me, she’s a wild ride. 😉 You kids have fun. I’ll be in the hot tub gettin’ all lathery with Mauvaise. \*\* [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/377 "2001-01-03T20:44:55Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* \*\* > [@](#): > > :: Looks at DW :: _Your_ wife?! You mean _our_ wife. > Hey, Arden, why don’t you join us in the hot tub, that is if you’re not too busy with punha. > \*\* :: huff :: Well, if you’ll notice that DW has left the hot tub and is already cheating on all of us with those hussies in the Threadkiller. The rutting hound… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/378 "2001-01-03T20:46:26Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* \*\* > [@](#): > > :: Looks at DW :: _Your_ wife?! You mean _our_ wife. > Hey, Arden, why don’t you join us in the hot tub, that is if you’re not too busy with punha. > \*\* :: huff :: Well, if you’ll notice that DW has left the hot tub and is already cheating on all of us with those hussies in the Threadkiller. The rutting hound… 😉 At least I’m sort kinda married to punha. [[damn double posts… \ didn’t hit stop fast enough\> ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/379 "2001-01-03T21:03:13Z")
You know, I think I’m going to take a trip to Paris alone, seeing as how all my spouses don’t like me anymore. I’ll be fine, don’t worry, I’ll find some helpless monsieur to bewitch and help me make MORE videos. I don’t need any of you!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/380 "2001-01-03T21:04:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > Hey, Arden, why don’t you join us in the hot tub, that is if you’re not too busy with punha. > > \*\* > > :: huff :: > > Well, if you’ll notice that DW has left the hot tub and is already cheating on all of us with those hussies in the Threadkiller. The rutting hound… > 😉 > \*\* If he wasn’t so damned \ I’d suggested having him fixed 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=20)