# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/21 "2000-12-30T21:32:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> > \*\*Mauv? Pssttt…
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> > Did she actually have The Last Word or just the last post? 😉 \*\*
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> ::grins wickedly at Arden:: Just the last post, no one did find out where we had The Last Word hidden. \*\*

🆒

Excellent… I knew taht was a great hiding place!

Angel, you can keep that in your sig, anyway. Sapphire IS a woman. 🙂

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/22 "2000-12-30T21:36:11Z")

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Congratulations Sapphire! Good Job holding off the boys!  
I do miss our Twister-JelloPit-Ice Cream topping place. I had power there, or so I’d like to believe. =)  
~Lisa

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/23 "2000-12-30T22:26:18Z")

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I even got a nice new collar out of it.

😉 Thanks, AR.

(she is _such_ a minx)

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/24 "2000-12-30T22:36:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> \*\*I even got a nice new collar out of it.
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> 😉 Thanks, AR.
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> (she is _such_ a minx)
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And it looks just lovely on you, Wolfie. So glad you like it 😃

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/25 "2000-12-30T22:39:04Z")

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So close, but yet so far. I had the 2nd to last post. Dang.

Well, at lest like **Dire Wolf** , I wound up with this fetching collar/leash ensemble. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/26 "2000-12-30T23:03:32Z")

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**Eutychus55** , you were soooo slow on that button, dammit. I almost had it.

…[mumble]manny would have done it quicker[/mumble]

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/27 "2000-12-30T23:09:44Z")

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You know, this is swiftly turning into “TLW” 2.

And we all know what THAT did to my post count.

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/28 "2000-12-30T23:11:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bear\_Nenno \*  
> \*\ ***Eutychus55** , you were soooo slow on that button, dammit. I almost had it.
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> …[mumble]manny would have done it quicker[/mumble] \*\*

You couldn’t possibly, Bear 😉

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/29 "2000-12-30T23:28:03Z")

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C’mon, SB, start TLW2!

I’ll even take my shirt off!

[sub]That line loses effect every time I type it . . . [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/30 "2000-12-30T23:48:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*C’mon, SB, start TLW2!
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> I’ll even take my shirt off!
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> [sub]That line loses effect every time I type it . . . [/sub] \*\*

Didn’t you get into enough trouble in TLW1, iampunha? 😃

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/31 "2000-12-30T23:50:10Z")

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: miss america wave :

Thank you, thank you! I’m so honored!

: blowing kisses :

I will **not** be starting TLW2 - the word and I are quite happy where we are, thanks! But punha, dearie, you can still take your shirt off, since I know you like it so much! 😉

And to all those crazies out there trying to besmirch my good name with allegations of mod bribing…SHADDAP! You’re just upset Euty doesn’t like you as much as he likes me! 😃  
[sub] and yeah, I owe him BIG! come chat to help me think of a suitable payment!!! [/sub]

Not only that, but punha is right. The thread was destined to die - I was just awake to help bury it!  
Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I need a nap!

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/32 "2000-12-30T23:52:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> > \*\*C’mon, SB, start TLW2!
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> > I’ll even take my shirt off!
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> > [sub]That line loses effect every time I type it . . . [/sub] \*\*
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> Didn’t you get into enough trouble in TLW1, iampunha? 😃 \*\*

If we collar him and tie his leash to a pit rail, he can take his shirt off and stay out of trouble. 😉 But I think we need a permission slip from his girfriend

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/33 "2000-12-30T23:59:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Corvus \*  
> Well, at lest like **Dire Wolf** , I wound up with this fetching collar/leash ensemble. 🙂

Yeah, but does your collar have a lovely vine pattern on it, with this shiny silver buckle that fascinates me when I look at it? 😛

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/34 "2000-12-31T00:03:28Z")

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As far as I’m concerned, my permission slip is granted. But if and only if I can join in on the fun.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/35 "2000-12-31T00:06:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*As far as I’m concerned, my permission slip is granted. But if and only if I can join in on the fun. \*\*

Well, in that case, he can be your Official Jello Pit Plaything. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/36 "2000-12-31T00:19:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*As far as I’m concerned, my permission slip is granted. But if and only if I can join in on the fun. \*\*

The more the merrier as far as I am concerned.

::hands Nocturne the Regulation G-String, a collar for iampunha, and a leash, just in case:: 😃

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/37 "2000-12-31T00:50:15Z")

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_disappears into a telephone booth for a few seconds, then reappears in her Regulation G-String, armed with the collar and leash_  
Oh, iampunha…

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/38 "2000-12-31T00:54:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
> \*\*  
> Yeah, but does your collar have a lovely vine pattern on it, with this shiny silver buckle that fascinates me when I look at it? 😛  
> \*\*

Oooh… Shiny. 🙂

Hmmm… it appears things are picking up again!

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/39 "2000-12-31T01:56:24Z")

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:::Silo smooches Sapphy::: 😉

“You’re the big winner!!!” Yay!

Sounds like a good excuse to celebrate!! \<wink\> 😉

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/40 "2000-12-31T03:01:26Z")

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well, I guess that depends on how you want to celebrate 😉

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