# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/381 "2001-01-03T21:06:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*You know, I think I’m going to take a trip to Paris alone, seeing as how all my spouses don’t like me anymore. I’ll be fine, don’t worry, I’ll find some helpless monsieur to bewitch and help me make MORE videos. I don’t need any of you!!! \*\* Aww… that’s not true, baby… :: hugs and kisses :: I’m just offended for Mauve and I that one of ours leaves in the middle of the honeymoon. :: sniff :: But that’s okay, our videos sell more 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/382 "2001-01-03T21:08:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*You know, I think I’m going to take a trip to Paris alone, seeing as how all my spouses don’t like me anymore. I’ll be fine, don’t worry, I’ll find some helpless monsieur to bewitch and help me make MORE videos. I don’t need any of you!!! \*\* Nocturne, darling!! I still adore you! I just thought you were too busy with punha to join me in hottub or I would have asked. I couldn’t have dealt with the rejection if you had said no. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/383 "2001-01-03T21:09:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > If he wasn’t so damned \ I’d suggested having him fixed 😃 \*\* Muzzling works. Maybe one of those electronic collars that eectrocutes him when he’s trying to run off 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/384 "2001-01-03T21:13:25Z")
_hops in the hot tub_ Oh, Mau-vaiiiseeee… ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/385 "2001-01-03T21:15:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > \*\* > > > > If he wasn’t so damned \ I’d suggested having him fixed 😃 \*\* > > Muzzling works. Maybe one of those electronic collars that eectrocutes him when he’s trying to run off 😃 \*\* Muzzling!!! By the Gods, no! That would be a _crime_ to deny that man use of his tongue 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/386 "2001-01-03T21:18:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*_hops in the hot tub_ Oh, Mau-vaiiiseeee… \*\* :: slides over and starts rubbing Nocturne’s shoulders :: So glad you could join us. You know, if we could get Arden in here as well, that would be a video that could make some CASH! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/387 "2001-01-03T21:31:39Z")
:: stroking Nocturne’s hair :: I am here! As for the rutting hound, I still saying muzzling when we’re not using him is good 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/388 "2001-01-03T21:57:14Z")
Awwww…I feel so loved. I think I’m the baby of this spiderweb of marriages. But I’m definitely not the innocent. 😉 _drags Arden into the hot tub_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/389 "2001-01-03T22:36:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Awwww…I feel so loved. I think I’m the baby of this spiderweb of marriages. But I’m definitely not the innocent. 😉 _drags Arden into the hot tub_ \*\* heh. No, no you’re definately not. Did you _see_ those tapes? [[Like you needed to drag me :)] ---
**Author:** ![richman2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@richman2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/richman2)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/390 "2001-01-03T22:45:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*And may this serve as a diving board for anyone who wants to get her bikini top, which she left in the jello pit. \*\* Could you repeat that part? And this time with visual aids? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/391 "2001-01-04T00:47:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > Muzzling!!! By the Gods, no! That would be a _crime_ to deny that man use of his tongue 😃 Thank you, love. At least _one_ of our wives appreciates a craftsman and his tools. :: jumps in hot tub :: Arden, you don’t _really_ want to muzzle me, do you? :: blinks irresistable puppy eyes :: I mean, it’s not like I was off “rutting around” :: tries to stifle laughter :: as you so quaintly put it. I was off battling a beast! Now c’mere you two, and let’s make a wolfie sammich, with a little Nocturne on top 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/392 "2001-01-04T00:57:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > Muzzling!!! By the Gods, no! That would be a _crime_ to deny that man use of his tongue 😃 > > Thank you, love. At least _one_ of our wives appreciates a craftsman and his tools. \*\* Each and every last one of them :: shuddering sigh of pure unadulterated pleasure :: \*\* > [@](#): > > I mean, it’s not like I was off “rutting around” > :: tries to stifle laughter :: > as you so quaintly put it. I was off battling a beast! > \*\* Our valiant hero. :: bats her eyelashes at Wolfie :: \*\* > [@](#): > > Now c’mere you two, and let’s make a wolfie sammich, with a little Nocturne on top 😉 \*\* :: slides over and wraps her arms around Wolfie :: Of course how will you be able to battle a beast after we’re done battling your beast? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/393 "2001-01-04T00:57:57Z")
Yes, the beast in your pants. We know all about the ice cube, thank you. 😛 Suck up some more, you might get somewhere. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/394 "2001-01-04T01:01:18Z")
Mauv! You’re making it too easy on him :: grumble :: :: peers in DW’s fur. :: Hey. Is this a knisch? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/395 "2001-01-04T01:08:05Z")
Yeah, it’s knisch. Eat me. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/396 "2001-01-04T01:09:28Z")
Heh Bad boy… :: purr :: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/397 "2001-01-04T01:10:49Z")
Finally I’m back, after doing unspeakable things and having them done on me. As for > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*But I’m definitely not the innocent. 😉 \*\* Spoken by a self-proclaimed good girl. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/398 "2001-01-04T01:13:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Suck up some more, you might get somewhere. 😉 \*\* Would rather suck down, myself. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/399 "2001-01-04T02:18:07Z")
Wooo… punha. 🙂 Come here, baby ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/400 "2001-01-04T02:39:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Wooo… punha. 🙂 Come here, baby \*\* I’d love to, A\_R . . . but I have GOT to find Nocturne. ::punha goes off to find N, then remembers that, as a good girl, she won’t let him \*\*\*\*\*:: Oh, A\_R? Care to, ah . . . change clothes with me? ::runs off whispering in A\_R’s ear "I can twist my tongue all the way around . . . ":: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=21)