# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/401 "2001-01-04T03:52:27Z")
_ahem_ I am a good girl outside of this thread. However, I am as bad as bad can be right now. Get it? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/402 "2001-01-04T04:35:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > Oh, A\_R? Care to, ah . . . change clothes with me? > > ::runs off whispering in A\_Rā€™s ear "I can twist my tongue all the way around . . . ":: \*\* You really are a treasure, arenā€™t you? šŸ˜‰ :: pulls Punha in the hot tub :: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/403 "2001-01-04T16:40:22Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by iampunha \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Oh, A\_R? Care to, ah . . . change clothes with me? > > \*\* ``` Punha likes wearing A_R's clothes? TMI... I think they look better on her... ``` ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/404 "2001-01-04T16:51:32Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Oh, A\_R? Care to, ah . . . change clothes with me? > > > > \*\* > > ``` > Punha likes wearing A_R's clothes? TMI... I think they look better on her... ** > > ``` Why, thank you! But I think the thong is kinda cute on Punha. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/405 "2001-01-04T18:40:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*_ahem_ I am a good girl outside of this thread. > However, I am as bad as bad can be right now. Get it? šŸ˜ƒ \*\* No, I donā€™t get it. In fact, I donā€™t get anything these days;) A\_R, why are we not yet virtually married? And why arenā€™t both my hands busy? ::sneaks off with A\_R while Nocturne looks like a good girl.:: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/406 "2001-01-04T18:55:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Why, thank you! But I think the thong is kinda cute on Punha. šŸ˜‰ \*\* Just so long as I donā€™t have to wear an underwire . . . ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/407 "2001-01-04T19:50:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > A\_R, why are we not yet virtually married? \*\* Ummā€¦ cause you didnā€™t ask? šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/408 "2001-01-04T22:31:09Z")
Check the thread, A\_R:) ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/409 "2001-01-04T22:43:21Z")
\ Hey, somebody sent me this and I had to watch this thing four or five [sub]dozen[/sub] times, but Iā€™m pretty sure that someone in hereā€¦madeā€¦itā€¦ \ Uh, **punha** , you okay there, bud? Oh, Jello! Thereā€™s _always_ room for Jello! ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/410 "2001-01-04T22:47:27Z")
Iā€™d like to Congratulate Sapphire Bullet on an excellent choice of Board Name. I LOVE TMBG! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/411 "2001-01-05T01:37:21Z")
Donā€™t worry, **thinksnow** , Punha is more than alright. :: sees tape in hand :: Hey! What volume number is that? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/412 "2001-01-05T02:33:16Z")
I think it was Volume Numero Cuatro, Arden. I like to call itā€¦ā€œThe Little Spermaid.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/413 "2001-01-05T02:53:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*I think it was Volume Numero Cuatro, Arden. > I like to call itā€¦ā€œThe Little Spermaid.ā€ \*\* :: groan :: šŸ˜ƒ Oh, well he really should see ā€œWolf-Inā€ next, dontcha think? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/414 "2001-01-05T03:03:06Z")
Arden, I think thatā€™s an excellent choice. Thatā€™s Volumeā€¦ummā€¦Vingt-Deux. (22, but French is sexier.) ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/415 "2001-01-05T03:34:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Arden, I think thatā€™s an excellent choice. Thatā€™s Volumeā€¦ummā€¦Vingt-Deux. (22, but French is sexier.) \*\* Especially when you say it, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/416 "2001-01-05T03:40:28Z")
I knew there was a reason I married you! Great ā€œbenefitsā€! _drags Arden into the hot tub_ I think the men need to recover. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/417 "2001-01-05T03:42:28Z")
Donā€™t they always? :: sigh :: :: Begins doing new and different unspeakable things to her wife :: ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/418 "2001-01-05T03:47:17Z")
Ahhh, married life IS blissā€¦especially when youā€™re married to six people! _returns new and different and IMPROVED unspeakable things_ ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/419 "2001-01-05T03:59:45Z")
I think itā€™s volumeā€¦ [sub]wait for it[/sub] Sixty-nine. Hey, if anyone needs a stong back, willing hands, the endurance of an Olympian (or Marine) and the ā€œresetā€ time ofā€¦well, there is none, save the time it takes to clean up and get back to it, give me a ring. Iā€™ll just be over here. [sub](the above message was directed at no one in particular, unless you happen to be a woman that canā€™t get enough, wears out her partners and generally wants _more_ than the average Doper can handle)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/420 "2001-01-05T04:09:42Z")
Hmmā€¦ :: checking **thinksnowā€™s** profile :: Whoa! :: ahem :: Heyā€¦ Nocturne? He says one of his interests is sensual massageā€¦ what do ya say? :: hopeful look :: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=22)