# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/421 "2001-01-05T04:16:37Z")
Honey, darling, sweetheart…you might want to [check here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53847) first, and see what you’ll be getting into. Mind you, I’ve only mentioned the arms, shoulders and neck so far, so… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/422 "2001-01-05T04:22:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*Honey, darling, sweetheart…you might want to [check here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53847) first, and see what you’ll be getting into. Mind you, I’ve only mentioned the arms, shoulders and neck so far, so… \*\* Sweet thing, I read that already. I _know_ what I’m getting into. Unfortunatly, I can’t describe what you’re getting into without getting this thread shut down on a porn technicality. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/423 "2001-01-05T04:29:55Z")
Oh my… :eek: Well, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Bring it. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/424 "2001-01-05T05:20:21Z")
thinksnow, I thought we were pals! We go way back! We’ve been through the trenches together! And now I walk in here, and find my friend and my wife, doing unspeakable things to each other. I’m shocked. I’m bewildered. I’m rolling tape 😃 (Say, snowman, those boxers are cute. Are those…_horsies???_) BTW, I’m glad you like our video tape. Believe me when I tell you, I worked, um, hard on it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/425 "2001-01-05T05:29:44Z")
YAY for SENSUAL MASSAGE! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/426 "2001-01-05T05:32:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*thinksnow, I thought we were pals! We go way back! We’ve been through the trenches together! And now I walk in here, and find my friend and my wife, doing unspeakable things to each other. I’m shocked. I’m bewildered. > > I’m rolling tape 😃 > > [\b] And he’s loving every minute of it 😉 > > \*\*BTW, I’m glad you like our video tape. Believe me when I tell you, I worked, um, hard on it. 😉 > \*\* Yes, yes he most certainly did… Oh, and **thinksnow**? Come get it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/427 "2001-01-05T05:33:15Z")
\ Damned code… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/428 "2001-01-05T05:37:11Z")
**Wolvie** , let me assure you, I’ve not [sub]yet[/sub] done anything with your wife. The tape are terrific, thanks, btw, for forwarding them to me. You look mahvalous! “Horsies” 😃 'Nuff said. **Nocturn** , come on over. When I’m done with **porcupine** , you’re more than welcome to hop on up on the table. Unless, of course, **punha** has an objection to that. [sub]I have a limit on how many toes I’ll step on in a 24 hour period, and I fear I squashed 20 of DWs’[/sub]. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/429 "2001-01-05T05:46:23Z")
Hehehehe…punha shouldn’t mind, he’s been having so much fun with our wife Arden that I think he forgot me. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/430 "2001-01-05T05:56:36Z")
Ahh… but you and punha will always have Paris, thanks to our video venture. Nut come over here and I’ll show you the position they named after me. 😃 \*\*thinksnow[/], you’d look better in whipped cream and sprinkles, dontcha think so **Nocturne**? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/431 "2001-01-05T05:59:27Z")
_hops over to Arden_ Yes, that whipped cream color and texture would really make your eyes show up, thinksnow. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/432 "2001-01-05T06:25:35Z")
:eek: 🙂 😃 With women the likes of these, I don’t think we can ever, _ever_ let this thread die. Well, I suppose we could just start a new one, but still… Dear ladies, think well of me, as I’m not leaving you, I’m merely taking a moment or so to ensure that we will thoroughly enjoy ourselves whence we meet again. [sub]AKA: going to sleep[/sub]. As for my soon to be whipped cream and sprinkly covered body, would it help if I just forgo the regulation g-string and recline au natural? [sub]Sweet dreams[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/433 "2001-01-05T06:30:27Z")
Only if you don’t want us to remove the g-string with our teeth. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/434 "2001-01-05T06:33:19Z")
If you look like Mel Gibson, you can remove the g-string. If you look very/remotely similar to Mel Gibson, you can remove the g-string. If you look nothing like our Mr. Gibson… You can still remove the g-string! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/435 "2001-01-05T14:55:52Z")
Morning, ladies. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/436 "2001-01-05T17:59:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > **come over here and I’ll show you the position they named after me. 😃** Hey, babe, you been holding out on me? I don’t recall anything about a position named after… Ohhhhhhh. OH! :eek: OMG, are you talking about…_what I think you’re talking about???_ [sup]damn, my neck is still sore[/sup] > [@](#): > > _Origianlly posted by thinsnow_ > **Morning, ladies.** Hey! What the hell am I, chopped liver??? :: grumble :: Morning to you too, frosty. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/437 "2001-01-05T18:18:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Hehehehe…punha shouldn’t mind, he’s been having so much fun with our wife Arden that I think he forgot me. ☹ \*\* I had to get off the computer and didn’t get a chance to post much yesterday. Is not my fault! ::gets A\_R and Nocturne in one place (somewhat), lying on their backs, and begins massaging unspeakable places:: I’m really losing my imagination daily. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/438 "2001-01-05T18:29:20Z")
Don’t worry, punha, my darling. We’ll work on your imagination. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/439 "2001-01-05T19:06:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Don’t worry, punha, my darling. We’ll work on your imagination. 🙂 \*\* Is THAT what they’re calling it these days? ::takes off his shirt, leaving only a pair of black pants for A\_R to play with:: ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/440 "2001-01-05T19:10:13Z")
[bad Mexican accent] Pants? We don’t need no steenking _pants_! [/bad Mexican accent] Afternoon, liver…uh, **DW**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=23)