# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/441 "2001-01-05T19:25:14Z")
Yes, punha dearie, you’re going to have to lose those pants. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/442 "2001-01-05T19:50:09Z")
Yeah, come on, **iam** , you know about the regulation g-strings! ::What am I saying?:: Uh, go ahead and leave those on. Just because I’m not wearing any doesn’t mean you can’t keep yours on. Hey ladies…how _you_ doin’? And again, **Dire** , will you please get in here and help me with these women? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/443 "2001-01-05T19:51:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Yes, punha dearie, you’re going to have to lose those pants. \*\* That’s not what you said earlier!:shocked: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/444 "2001-01-05T20:20:24Z")
Is it just me or is there something almost poetic about a man named **thinksnow** covered in fluffy white whipped cream? 😃 And Punha… would you like Nocturne and I to rip those stunning black pants off of you? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/445 "2001-01-05T20:35:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*And Punha… would you like Nocturne and I to rip those stunning black pants off of you? \*\* No . . . don’t rip them off. I don’t have many pairs of pants. I am so NOT revealing THAT to anyone in a SDMB thread. And Nocturne doesn’t want to see it anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/446 "2001-01-05T21:04:55Z")
Bitter much, punha? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/447 "2001-01-05T21:08:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Bitter much, punha? \*\* Not often, honeylamb:) ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/448 "2001-01-05T22:24:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Arden\_Ranger \* > **Is it just me or is there something almost poetic about a man named thinksnow covered in fluffy white whipped cream?** Only if you lick snowflake patterns in it :eek: 😃 Have a great weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/449 "2001-01-06T03:52:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Arden\_Ranger \* > > **Is it just me or is there something almost poetic about a man named thinksnow covered in fluffy white whipped cream?** > > Only if you lick snowflake patterns in it :eek: 😃 > > Have a great weekend. \*\* Well, since DW seems to have flown the coop and Punha has an age hangup :P, I’m here for ya, babe. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/450 "2001-01-06T03:55:41Z")
Flown the coop my @ss! I’ve been right here hanging out with Mauvaise. We’ve been wondering where you’ve been, AR. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/451 "2001-01-06T03:58:07Z")
Feh… I was right here, spraying shaving cream on thinksnow and trying to convince punha to let me rip those pants off of him. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/452 "2001-01-06T04:02:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Feh…trying to convince punha to let me rip those pants off of him. \*\* My pants wouldn’t like that . . . I might get scared. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/453 "2001-01-06T04:04:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Feh… > > I was right here, spraying shaving cream on thinksnow and trying to convince punha to let me rip those pants off of him. \*\* Bah, if he won’t let you rip his pants off, I’ll let you rip my Regulation G-String[sup]TM[/sup] off 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/454 "2001-01-06T04:08:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > > \*\*Feh… > > > > I was right here, spraying shaving cream on thinksnow and trying to convince punha to let me rip those pants off of him. \*\* > > Bah, if he won’t let you rip his pants off, I’ll let you rip my Regulation G-String[sup]TM[/sup] off 😃 > \*\* If you’ve been playing with DW all this time, you definately do not have a g string still on! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/455 "2001-01-06T04:09:43Z")
Mauvaise is a redhead . . . ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/456 "2001-01-06T04:10:39Z")
:: twirls g-string around finger :: Nope, she sure doesn’t. In fact, after playing with DW all this time, all she has on is a smile. 🙂 You look like you could use a smile, too, there, hon. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/457 "2001-01-06T04:15:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > \*\*Bah, if he won’t let you rip his pants off, I’ll let you rip my Regulation G-String[sup]TM[/sup] off 😃 > > \*\* > > If you’ve been playing with DW all this time, you definately do not have a g string still on! \*\* Ok, you’re right, but just 'cause I adore you so much, I’d put it back on so you could rip off 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > **In fact, after playing with DW all this time, all she has on is a smile. 🙂** 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/458 "2001-01-06T04:35:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*:: twirls g-string around finger :: > > Nope, she sure doesn’t. In fact, after playing with DW all this time, all she has on is a smile. 🙂 > > You look like you could use a smile, too, there, hon. \*\* Braggert. 🙂 Yes, :: sigh :: two husbands, to wives, no one playing with me. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/459 "2001-01-06T04:57:38Z")
Hey, Arden… C’mere, you little minx. Let me and Mauv help melt all that tension away… [sup]Hey, Kids! Play along at home, and fill in the blanks! [/sup]\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/460 "2001-01-06T05:02:33Z")
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