# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/481 "2001-01-06T23:24:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > > \*\*Yes, dear? \*\* > > ::brings in jello pit:: > > Want to see how squishy the jello is? \*\* [shocked voice] But I’m a _married_ woman! [/shocked voice] [sub] Can Nocturne join us? [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/482 "2001-01-06T23:36:03Z")
Hell yeah! Nocturne’s coming in! _ker-sploitch_ Jello makes an interesting sound when one does a can-opener into it. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/483 "2001-01-06T23:49:37Z")
Um, Nocturne? You’re naked. That ker-sploitch sound is caused by the Jello going up… nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/484 "2001-01-06T23:53:55Z")
Gee-golly…and I thought _I_ had a dirty mind… Well DW…wanna lick it clean for me? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/485 "2001-01-06T23:57:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Gee-golly…and I thought _I_ had a dirty mind… > Well DW…wanna lick it clean for me? 😃 \*\* You should get so lucky, Nocturne!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/486 "2001-01-07T00:09:49Z")
I’ll tell ya what, Nocturne. I’d just love to oblige you, but I’d hate to not get it exactly perfect, either. Since you’re the Official Jello Pit Temptress, I feel that I should at least practice first. Mauvaise, my lovely? Can you help me out for a sec? Since you’re already properly attired (or dis-attired, as the case may be), would you mind jumping in and doing a can-opener, then coming over here when you’re done??? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/487 "2001-01-07T00:20:42Z")
DW, from what I’ve…well, let’s just say you don’t need any practice! But far be it from me to turn down a chance for you to work your _skill_. :: Beckons to DW :: ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/488 "2001-01-07T00:21:28Z")
Yes! What a great title! _exercises her title while DW practices_ On your knees, peons! And after you’re done, I’ll get on mine for ya! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/489 "2001-01-07T00:27:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*[shocked voice] But I’m a _married_ woman! [/shocked voice] > > [sub] Can Nocturne join us? [/sub] \*\* I won’t tell if you won’t. Nocturne may feel free to join us if such is her desire. I’m not making her do anything;) ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/490 "2001-01-07T00:33:12Z")
iampunha 😃 Maybe not, but I can make YOU do things. So DW, Mauvaise, you two done yet? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/491 "2001-01-07T00:35:07Z")
I’m sorry, Nocturne. Did you say something? I couldn’t hear you with these, um, earmuffs. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/492 "2001-01-07T00:37:39Z")
Earmuffs…BWAHAHAHA. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/493 "2001-01-07T00:42:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*iampunha 😃 Maybe not, but I can make YOU do things. > \*\* Do tell! ::Pulls up a comfy futon:: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/494 "2001-01-07T00:42:50Z")
DW, didn’t your mother ever teach you not to speak with your mouth full? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/495 "2001-01-07T00:48:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*DW, didn’t your mother ever teach you not to speak with your mouth full? 😃 \*\* wha waa uu fahkigth abokk? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/496 "2001-01-07T00:51:46Z")
mmmfffhh ahm ahm ahma mmmfffrrbbbb ahm ahma ahma p-tooey mmmfffhh ahm ahmph rrrmph mmm mmmmm brbrbrbrbrbbbah ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/497 "2001-01-07T00:53:52Z")
:: strokes back of DW’s head :: Good, Wolfie. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/498 "2001-01-07T00:54:00Z")
OHGOD! OHGODOGODOGODGODOGD!!! YEEEES! ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/499 "2001-01-07T00:55:34Z")
Ah, geez, Mauvaise, what’re doing to the poor kid? And how come I’m not getting a turn? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/500 "2001-01-07T00:56:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*:: strokes back of DW’s head :: Good, Wolfie. \*\* That doesn’t sound like someone who’s _enjoying_ herself.😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=26)