# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/501 "2001-01-07T00:57:16Z")
_mantra_ Preview is not EVIL. _end mantra_ I mean, of course, what’re YOU doing to the poor kid. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/502 "2001-01-07T00:59:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*I mean, of course, what’re YOU doing to the poor kid. \*\* Stop trying to cover up:D ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/503 "2001-01-07T00:59:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*OHGOD! > > OHGODOGODOGODGODOGD!!! \*\* You gotta respect a guy who says grace before eating. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/504 "2001-01-07T01:01:43Z")
Yup. I said it several times. She did, too. We were praising God like there was nothing else to do. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/505 "2001-01-07T01:05:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Ah, geez, Mauvaise, what’re you doing to the poor kid? > And how come I’m not getting a turn? \*\* “Poor kid”?! I hesitate to speak for DW, but I don’t hear him complaining. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/506 "2001-01-07T01:33:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > > \*\*Ah, geez, Mauvaise, what’re you doing to the poor kid? > > And how come I’m not getting a turn? \*\* > > “Poor kid”?! I hesitate to speak for DW, but I don’t hear him complaining. > > \*\* He’s pretty easy that way. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/507 "2001-01-07T01:48:20Z")
SOME of us are not so easy;) But it’s more fun that way! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/508 "2001-01-07T01:53:13Z")
Punha! Just as charming without your pants, I see. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/509 "2001-01-07T07:24:57Z")
Dammit.\*\* [I](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1016798#post1016798)\*\* can’t believe **[I](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1017792#post1017792)** missed all this! **Wolvie** , you were busy, so I know it’s not on tape. ☹ Anyone in need of…service? \ ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/510 "2001-01-07T07:26:11Z")
Oooo! Oooo! Me, thinksnow, me! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/511 "2001-01-07T07:51:16Z")
If you think you can handle two of us, I’m game. Oh, and the cameras are computer controlled. 🙂 _Everything_ is taped. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/512 "2001-01-07T08:07:14Z")
I nominate \*_thinksnow_ for best use of a post to promote his Unparalleled Powers Of Female Persuausion 😛 [sup]what? this isn’t the awards thread? well, my nomination still stands.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/513 "2001-01-07T15:31:11Z")
Wolfie! There’s my big fuzzy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/514 "2001-01-07T16:24:13Z")
Arden! There’s my…umm…first wife. You’ll never believe what happened! I’ve been getting absolutely no action! Wait…that’s…not…unbelievable. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/515 "2001-01-07T16:37:56Z")
No action?? You? Where’d He With No Pants go? Shame on you, punha. Neglecting our wife that way ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/516 "2001-01-07T16:41:36Z")
Well Arden…no one else is around…looks like we’re elected for um, movie duty. _tackles Arden into the jello_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/517 "2001-01-07T16:47:04Z")
I can think of many things worse than move duty with you, sweets, and very few things better. Care for some whipped cream? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/518 "2001-01-07T16:55:33Z")
Whipped cream would be just great, sweets. Who’s going first? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/519 "2001-01-07T17:00:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Whipped cream would be just great, sweets. Who’s going first? 😉 \*\* Going? Or coming? 😃 [sorry. Sometimes ya just have to take the cheap shot. ;)] But then, there’s nothing that says we can’t go at the same time… ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/520 "2001-01-07T17:03:43Z")
Arden…you naughty girl. I’m all for going at the same time! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=27)