# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/521 "2001-01-07T17:08:01Z")
Naughty girls are the best kind. 😉 Come here and I’ll remind ya just how naughty I can be. :: proceeds to do unspeakable things to the little woman :: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/522 "2001-01-07T18:01:08Z")
:: DW quietly walks in, finds the nearest recliner, and settles in for the show. :: Don’t mind me, ladies, I’ll just be sitting here and watching you two beauties. With my popcorn, of course. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/523 "2001-01-07T18:03:12Z")
Care to join us, love? There’s always room for one more in the jello. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/524 "2001-01-07T18:15:48Z")
:: popcorn flies everywhere as he bolts out of the chair :: Hell, yeah! [bill cosby] Everybody loves the Jell-O [/bill cosby] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/525 "2001-01-07T18:41:33Z")
Long time no play, Wolfie. Have I shown you the position they named after me yet? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/526 "2001-01-07T19:23:08Z")
No, my dear, you haven’t. Not even on our honeymoon. :: grumble :: There’s a rumor that it’s called the Harden\_Ranger. Is that the one you’re talking about? Nevermind the explanation, though. I always did learn faster from demonstration. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/527 "2001-01-07T19:44:09Z")
Well, now… I seem to recall the honeymoon as a jumble of bodies. A very pleasant jumble, but between seeing to the satisfaction of four spouses, I may have missed that position with you. An oversight I am more than willing to make up for now… Now, you just lay like this… ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/528 "2001-01-07T20:08:22Z")
:: Dives into Jello-Pit:: I’m bored. Who will play with me? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/529 "2001-01-07T20:14:50Z")
Gee, that’s rough, AR. Satisfying four spouses, and getting it in return. :: sniff :: Let me get a tissue, I’m getting all teary just thinking about how horrible that must have been for you. 😛 But for now, I’m all yours. I’ll just lay here like a good little Raggedy Andy while you position me as you see fit. [sup]I sure am glad I did my stretches this morning. I’d hate to pull anything. Of course, you can pull whatever you’d like on me, AR. [/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/530 "2001-01-07T20:21:23Z")
:: sits back to survey DW’s position :: Impertinant puppy… I see I shall have to put something in your mouth to keep the sarcasm down. 😛 Whatever shall I use…? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/531 "2001-01-07T20:48:56Z")
Angel, darling! So good to have you back! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/532 "2001-01-07T21:02:44Z")
I’m back . . . I was sleeping. Being sick has this disadvantage . . . you tend to sleep more. A\_R, come back with my pants! I’m almost nude without them! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/533 "2001-01-07T21:08:08Z")
:: looks up from showing the old dog new tricks :: What? Pants? I don’t have your pants, love. Someone seems to have stolen them. 🙂 Not that any of us girls are gonna complain if you run around like that ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/534 "2001-01-07T21:20:24Z")
It’s okay, though, I can just _gets a towel_ put this around my waist so I don’t go putting people’s eyes out:D ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/535 "2001-01-07T21:24:27Z")
Come over here and I can help you with that, babycakes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/536 "2001-01-07T21:28:47Z")
Thanks, but the towel’s just fine. My throat, on the other hand, is sore. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/537 "2001-01-07T21:33:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Thanks, but the towel’s just fine. > > My throat, on the other hand, is sore. \*\* :: pout :: But ya know, I had this boyfriend in high school who tried to convince me he had the perfect cure for a sore throat… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/538 "2001-01-08T00:43:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*But ya know, I had this boyfriend in high school who tried to convince me he had the perfect cure for a sore throat… 😛 \*\* Yes, but you don’t have a penis. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/539 "2001-01-08T01:00:39Z")
No, but Wolfie does 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/540 "2001-01-08T01:03:13Z")
I don’t want wolfie’s penis down my throat. I have a good gag reflex I don’t plan to lost. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=28)