# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 28

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/541 "2001-01-08T01:07:36Z")

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Thanks for that visual, punha. And I was just going to eat dinner, too.

Ack.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/542 "2001-01-08T01:09:59Z")

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Like I was gonna actually share…

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/543 "2001-01-08T01:18:40Z")

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Nocturne, yes, it is I. Did you miss me? I missed all of you very much. Will you play with me?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/544 "2001-01-08T01:31:19Z")

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Arden, you can have it all, as far as I’m concerned.

But now that A\_R and Dire Wolf are playing, I’m all alone!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/545 "2001-01-08T01:35:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*Arden, you can have it all, as far as I’m concerned.
> 
> But now that A\_R and Dire Wolf are playing, I’m all alone! \*\*

:: smiles at punha from across the room :: 😛

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/546 "2001-01-08T01:39:23Z")

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Hey, Mauvaise! How you doin’?

::walks over to Mauvaise and starts gently playing with her hair::

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/547 "2001-01-08T01:41:29Z")

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I’m doing just fine, punha. You keep on doing what you’re doing and I’ll be even better 😃

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/548 "2001-01-08T01:59:34Z")

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Ah . . . so that works for you, too;)

::continues playing with her hair and starts to massage her neck::

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/549 "2001-01-08T03:11:16Z")

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Whew… Haven’t been here for a while…

What did I miss? nybody want to fill me in on the details? (you know, any pictures?, diagrams?, videos?)

Now where’s Angel? I think I missed her the most…

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/550 "2001-01-08T03:17:54Z")

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Aww, Corvus, thats so sweet. I missed you too. Can we go to the back room now so I can show you how much?

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/551 "2001-01-08T03:23:55Z")

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Oh yes please, let’s…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/552 "2001-01-08T03:32:51Z")

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Be sure and show him the expanded video library we have now, Angel! He missed alot. 😉

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/553 "2001-01-08T03:34:41Z")

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:: closes door to private room ::  
Okay, Honey. This’ll be fun.  
:: Does the unmentionable to Corvus ::

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/554 "2001-01-08T03:35:32Z")

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Oh my!

I think that this is going to be a long night…

::does happy dance::

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/555 "2001-01-08T04:32:39Z")

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[sub]I have **got** to stop doing hit-and-run posts![/sub]

So, there I was, all ready to offer my services, and my buddy, who’s apartment I was at, takes the phone line ☹  
Ladies, sorry I neglected you last night, but it looks as though you’ve meanged to get along without me.

**Wolf** , thank you for the nomination, I do hope I win. I have the perfect spot for the award.  
So…how’s everyone doin’?

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/556 "2001-01-08T04:32:55Z")

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[sub]I have **got** to stop doing hit-and-run posts![/sub]

So, there I was, all ready to offer my services, and my buddy, who’s apartment I was at, takes the phone line ☹  
Ladies, sorry I neglected you last night, but it looks as though you’ve managed to get along without me.

**Wolf** , thank you for the nomination, I do hope I win. I have the perfect spot for the award.  
So…how’s everyone doin’?

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/557 "2001-01-08T04:35:43Z")

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First things first: sorry for the double post, I feel like such a newbie. I should be punished (anyone have any ideas 😉 ).

Next: that shouldn’t have happened, “that” being the allowance of both posts with in 60 seconds, or specifically, within the same minute. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/558 "2001-01-08T04:49:41Z")

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I agree. You should be punished!

First, sit over there and just watch while I do unpeakable things to Wolfie, and Mauv has her way with Iampunha.

😛

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/559 "2001-01-08T04:57:34Z")

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:: DW lays back and enjoys the, uh, ride…reaches up and grabs Arden’s endowments ::

Hey, **Frosty** , I got yer double posts right here!

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/560 "2001-01-08T05:22:22Z")

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**Wolvie** , double poster indeed…Did you folks know **Dire Wolf** was the envy of all the guys in the locker room? We should call him **Dire Goat** :eek: 😃  
**Arden** , you are a cruel Mistress. \<humph\> Fine, I’ll just sit over here. All by myself. All alone. Over here.

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