# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 29

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/561 "2001-01-08T05:38:02Z")

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{b]thinksnow\*\*, I am not at all surprised to hear about Wolfie.

As for your punishment… it’s called that for a reason, dear. Would you like to be tied uo to watch?

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/562 "2001-01-08T05:42:38Z")

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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Tied up indeed.

\<shrug\>

Well, if you feel you must…

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/563 "2001-01-08T05:42:39Z")

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thinksnow, if you’re really nice to me, when Arden isn’t looking I’ll give you a surprise.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/564 "2001-01-08T05:46:28Z")

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**Nocturne** , I’ll keep an eye on her.

Hey, you know it might be easier if we went somewhere else. I think the jello pit is empty, wanna check that out? 😃

\<scootching chair towards the pit\>

[sub]back in the morning, tickles all around[/sub]

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/565 "2001-01-08T20:59:26Z")

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Hey, Mauvaise, look what I have! A nice, shiny -

Sorry, I have to go now. I’ll be back on in about an hour, though:D

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/566 "2001-01-08T21:52:30Z")

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That punha… such a tease. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/567 "2001-01-08T22:06:07Z")

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thinksnow…about the Jello Pit visit…

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/568 "2001-01-08T22:34:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*Hey, Mauvaise, look what I have! A nice, shiny -
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> Sorry, I have to go now. I’ll be back on in about an hour, though:D \*\*

Shiny?! I think you’ve been buffing it too much, dear 😛

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/569 "2001-01-08T23:08:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*That punha… such a tease. 🙂 \*\*

And that’s why you love me, right?

Right?

::stands dejected, wondering if anyone loves him anymore.::

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/570 "2001-01-08T23:49:12Z")

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Well, that’s _one_ reason why I love you, punha. :: kiss ::

Even if you did leave me off your virtual harem list. ☹

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/571 "2001-01-08T23:52:57Z")

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Where, oh where oh where is thinksnow? ☹

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/572 "2001-01-09T00:00:52Z")

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Oh, Arden . . . well, I’ll change that in a bit, just as soon as I get done posting here.

::gives A\_R a big ol’ kiss, and in typical goodboy fashion, does NOT cop a feel::

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/573 "2001-01-09T00:20:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*::gives A\_R a big ol’ kiss, and in typical goodboy fashion, does NOT cop a feel:: \*\*

Where’s the fun in that, then?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/574 "2001-01-09T02:01:13Z")

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He’s been acting weird since he found out how old I was. :: sigh ::

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/575 "2001-01-09T02:33:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Nocturne \*  
> \*\*Where, oh where oh where is thinksnow? ☹ \*\*

So sorry to keep you waiting, my car hit a water buffalo…can I borrow your towel? 🙂

So \<checking the pit\> Yup, the jello is fresh, just filled it this very afternoon. **Nocturne** , would you mind checking to see if it’s properly chilled or not?

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/576 "2001-01-09T02:35:43Z")

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Hooray! Hooray! I’d love to check out the Jello Pit!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/577 "2001-01-09T02:40:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*He’s been acting weird since he found out how old I was. :: sigh :: \*\*

I have not! And you never came back onto AIM!

FTR, I like your age. Among other things;-) Now turn that sigh upside-dow - er, wait, wrong flashcard.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/578 "2001-01-09T02:43:29Z")

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iampunha: Could you contact me on AIM? My IM can’t find you.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/579 "2001-01-09T02:51:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> > \*\*He’s been acting weird since he found out how old I was. :: sigh :: \*\*
> 
> I have not! And you never came back onto AIM!
> 
> FTR, I like your age. Among other things;-) Now turn that sigh upside-dow - er, wait, wrong flashcard. \*\*

Yes I did! You were gone!

And not coping a feel is weird. 😛

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/580 "2001-01-09T02:52:03Z")

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Well, if you’re going to be AIM-ing…

I suppose I’ll just paddle around in the jello by myself…no no, I’ll be fine.

Hey, **Wolvie** , you want some gin? I’ve got a big’ol bottle of Bombay Saphire that needs drinking.

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