# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/41 "2000-12-31T03:33:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*well, I guess that depends on how you want to celebrate šŸ˜‰ \*\* Okay, peopleā€¦Jello Pit is ready, Pit Playthings collared, ice cream toppings on the shelf over there, :: drops backpack on the floor with a clank :: handcuffs right hereā€¦ We forget anything? Oh, yeah. Extra g-strings. Fabric and the edible kind. The fruit rollups were very popular last time. šŸ™‚ Celebrate on!! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/42 "2000-12-31T03:42:48Z")
Oh Yay. I have my regulation G-string, and I brought Twister.!! Right foot-Green.~Lisa Corvus, Where are you Sweetie? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/43 "2000-12-31T04:12:14Z")
OK, Iā€™m here, wearing my collar. And a smile. And thatā€™s it. What _regulation_ g-string? I laugh at regulations! Bwahahaha! (I _am_ curious about the contents of ARā€™s backpack, though. šŸ™‚ ) ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/44 "2000-12-31T04:17:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*OK, Iā€™m here, wearing my collar. > > And a smile. > > And thatā€™s it. > > What _regulation_ g-string? I laugh at regulations! Bwahahaha! > (I _am_ curious about the contents of ARā€™s backpack, though. šŸ™‚ ) \*\* If youā€™re really, really goodā€¦ _really good_, I may tell you whatā€™s in my Great Backpack of Holding. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/45 "2000-12-31T04:23:15Z")
Iā€™m not doing this just to bump my first namesake thread šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/46 "2000-12-31T04:23:16Z")
Iā€™m here!!! ::Adjusting collar:: Boy DW, these things leave nothing to the imagimation do they? Now for the fun and games! right foot blue! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/47 "2000-12-31T04:52:57Z")
Corvus, half the pleasure is in the anticipation of whatā€™s beneath the collar! Youā€™ve got to tease them with it. You know - loosen the buckle a little bit, seductively flick the tag, like that. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > If youā€™re really, really goodā€¦ _really good_, I may tell you whatā€™s in my Great Backpack of Holding. šŸ™‚ AR, I am _so_ good, itā€™s almost sickening. :: adjusts little wire halo :: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/48 "2000-12-31T04:56:11Z")
You have to be patient with them, Wolfie. Theyā€™re young and donā€™t fully understand the joy of the hunt. Oh, and Wolfie, babyā€¦ youā€™re haloā€™s got a kink in it. No, other sideā€¦ yeahā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/49 "2000-12-31T04:56:14Z")
Corvus, Sweetieā€¦Are you behaving? Youā€™re wearing a collar, and only a collar? Oh, dear! ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/50 "2000-12-31T05:07:10Z")
What? Me misbehave? No, never šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/51 "2000-12-31T05:10:27Z")
Since I donā€™t have a plaything, Official or otherwise, Iā€™ll just record the events for blackmā€¦er, posterity šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/52 "2000-12-31T05:12:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > \*\*Since I donā€™t have a plaything, Official or otherwise, Iā€™ll just record the events for blackmā€¦er, posterity šŸ˜ƒ \*\* Put a collar on a moderator. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/53 "2000-12-31T05:14:27Z")
_sits at the edge of Jello Pit looking boredā€¦then smiles evilly and WHAPS Mauvaise on the leg with the leashā€¦then hides it behind her and looks innocent_ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/54 "2000-12-31T05:34:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*_sits at the edge of Jello Pit looking boredā€¦then smiles evilly and WHAPS Mauvaise on the leg with the leashā€¦then hides it behind her and looks innocent_ \*\* ::shrieks and drops the polaroid in the Jello Pit:: Damn, I lose more cameras that way. ::limps over the benches rubbing her shiny new welt:: Arden: Letā€™s see, Uncle Beer didnā€™t seem interested in Jello wrestling last time, Euty, well heā€™s liable to be all worn out from Sapph. šŸ˜ƒ I guess that leaves Coldfire, wonder what kind of bait is best to lure him in here? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/55 "2000-12-31T05:38:09Z")
:: reaches in Great Backpack of Holding and pulls out a water/jelloproof camera :: Here ya go, Mauv. Click away. :: trips on way out and knocks Nocturne into the jello pit :: Oops. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/56 "2000-12-31T05:44:55Z")
:: sprints down the hall, and right up to the Jello Pit :: CANNONBALL!!! :: splortch :: [sup]wow, didnā€™t have quite the effect i would have thought[/sup] :: climbs out, shakes jello all over everyone :: ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/57 "2000-12-31T05:46:37Z")
_from her face-down position in the Jello Pit, suddenly manages to turn the leash into a lasso. Promptly lassos A\_R and drags the ā€œrangerā€ back to the Jello Pit_ _sweetly_ Just thought youā€™d want to join me. _ā€œdecoratesā€ Ardenā€™s head with a Jello hat_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/58 "2000-12-31T05:50:42Z")
:: grins through jello at Nocturne :: If you intend to keep using leather on me, you have to kiss me first, dearie. šŸ™‚ :: scoops up double handfulls of jello and launches it at DW :: INCOMING! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/59 "2000-12-31T05:54:34Z")
:: does another cannonball into the jello pit :: :: stands up, dunks ass in jello, turns around, and shakes a booty full of fruity all over AR :: Yeah, you want some fries with that, too? šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/60 "2000-12-31T05:55:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*:: reaches in Great Backpack of Holding and pulls out a water/jelloproof camera :: > > Here ya go, Mauv. Click away. > > \*\* Thanks, Arden! Youā€™d be surprised at what a lovely shot a Wolf doing a cannonball into jello can be. ::puts camera down on the bench and dives into the pit, frees Arden, and very lovingly rubs Nocturneā€™s face in the jello.:: šŸ˜ƒ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=4)