# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/581 "2001-01-09T02:54:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Yes I did! You were gone! > > And not coping a feel is weird. šŸ˜› \*\* Five hours later! Any idea how long I stayed on? ::cops a feel, smiling and hoping A\_Rā€™s family isnā€™t watching:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/582 "2001-01-09T04:22:18Z")
Oh, yeah!? Well, where are ya now, huh? šŸ˜› And thatā€™s better. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/583 "2001-01-09T16:55:00Z")
Wow, 12 hours and 30 minutesā€¦ I guess weā€™re finally done congratulating **Sapphire** , eh? Good job, **Saph**. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/584 "2001-01-09T17:00:59Z")
After being all woen out by Wolfie and punhaā€™s incessant groping šŸ˜‰ some of us needed a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/585 "2001-01-09T17:07:43Z")
\*\*sub         [/sub]O         Āŗ       sub)[/sub]         +         A         " \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/586 "2001-01-09T17:16:10Z")
punha, ARā€™s age? You just donā€™t know what youā€™re missing when a woman is at her sexual peak - nay, her sexual plateau. šŸ˜ƒ Didnā€™t you notice that Iā€™m walking with a limp? And Arden, dear, if youā€™re worn out, then I have just the cure you need - a little hair of the wolf that bit you. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/587 "2001-01-09T17:24:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > And Arden, dear, if youā€™re worn out, then I have just the cure you need - a little hair of the wolf that bit you. > \*\* Ainā€™t nothing little about it, you animal. _rowl_. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/588 "2001-01-09T18:15:10Z")
Hey, **AR** , you should put someting _cold_ on thatā€¦ I think Iā€™ve got just what you need, and believe me, age-wise, weā€™re compatable. In fact, let me show you how well we ā€œfitā€ together šŸ˜ƒ \ See, perfect fit. Oh, my, and what a nice fit indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/589 "2001-01-09T18:47:27Z")
My, myā€¦ who woulda guessed? Sensual massage and a perfect fit? Care to join our group marriage, or would you prefer to be the virtual side dish? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/590 "2001-01-09T18:54:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*punha, ARā€™s age? You just donā€™t know what youā€™re missing when a woman is at her sexual peak - nay, her sexual plateau. šŸ˜ƒ Didnā€™t you notice that Iā€™m walking with a limp? > \*\* Didnā€™t you notice Iā€™m sitting down now, and had been sleeping for almost a half day? A\_R is quite . . . exhilarating. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/591 "2001-01-09T19:34:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **Hey, AR, you should put something _cold_ on thatā€¦** **Frosty** , I donā€™t go in for that sort of thing. If you want to walk on the wild side, go put your ā€œsomething coldā€ on someone else, thank you! šŸ˜› I can see how youā€™d be a perfect fit for AR, since sheā€™s got a thing for ice. (And Arden? You might want to get a few ice packs for iampunha. The poor guy is black and blue. My goodness, woman, what did you _do_ to him???) Since youā€™re all busy in your sordid little love triangle, I shall return my attentions to my lovely wife **Mauvaise**. Iā€™ll just trim my mustache, slip out of these sweat pants, and expose that little spot by my hip bone that she likes so much. :: grrrrowwwwlllll :: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/592 "2001-01-09T20:32:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Since youā€™re all busy in your sordid little love triangle, I shall return my attentions to my lovely wife **Mauvaise**. Iā€™ll just trim my mustache, slip out of these sweat pants, and expose that little spot by my hip bone that she likes so much. :: grrrrowwwwlllll :: \*\* Oh my! I think I might need some of that ice over here, Iā€™m getting very warm :: fans self :: :: nuzzles _the_ Spot :: MMMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMMM ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/593 "2001-01-09T22:50:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*(And Arden? You might want to get a few ice packs for iampunha. The poor guy is black and blue. My goodness, woman, what did you _do_ to him???) > \*\* What did she do to me? What DIDNā€™T she do to me? ::Punha sighs and snuggles:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/594 "2001-01-09T23:26:39Z")
Who knew Punha was that flexible? šŸ˜ƒ :: snuggle and a pat on the head :: ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/595 "2001-01-10T02:23:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Care to join our group marriage, or would you prefer to be the virtual side dish? šŸ˜‰ \*\* Well, I do thank you for the proposal, but I think Iā€™ll stay single, and besides, youā€™ve got **Wolvie** already. šŸ™‚ I would, however, be quite honored to be your official **side dish** [sup]TM[/sup]. Oh, and BTW **punha, DW** spoke of your amazing wild ride requiring the post-coital icing. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/596 "2001-01-10T02:42:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Who knew Punha was that flexible? šŸ˜ƒ > \*\* Well, I tell you . . . all but two semesters in high school I did some athletic thing. The other two I was in a musical. And Iā€™m still somewhat active. That gives for a certain amount of flexibility and . . . stamina;) What is post-coital icing? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/597 "2001-01-10T03:15:02Z")
Heh. I have an Official Side Dish. šŸ™‚ You may put that in your sig line, thinksnow Ohhhā€¦Punhaā€¦ Letā€™s see just how flexible you really areā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/598 "2001-01-10T03:36:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*What is post-coital icing? \*\* I thought everyone knew that. Post-coital icing is that stuff that drips dowā€¦ Ummmā€¦ heh. Wrong icing. According to AR, you are such a rodeo king that you need to apply icepacks toā€¦certain locations. Instead of an icepack, perhaps more of an ice_sleeve_ is in order. If you catch my meaning there, slick. šŸ˜› _ahem_ Back to Mauvaise. You kids keep it down, huh? Sheesh, youā€™d think a freakinā€™ train was coming. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/599 "2001-01-10T04:32:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*iampunha \* > \*\*What is post-coital icing? \*\* \ \ Thatā€™s right, it was me giving you Mr. Toads Wild Ride[sup]TM[/sup] all along šŸ˜ƒ Luckily, I can ice myself down fairly easily, so I can appear normally to everyone. [sub]Post-coital icing, BTW, is the refreshing cool-down that becomes neccessary after an incredible, amazing, Earth-shattering, mind-melting night, morning and afternoon ofā€¦cuddling[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/600 "2001-01-10T19:55:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Ohhhā€¦Punhaā€¦ > > Letā€™s see just how flexible you really areā€¦ > \*\* That answer your question? Maybe I should hang upside down and do that next time? Or do it balanced upside-down on the wall? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=31)