# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/61 "2000-12-31T05:58:00Z")
:: uses end of his leash to smack DW right across his fruity behind :: _WHAP!_ No, thanks. No fries today šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/62 "2000-12-31T06:01:12Z")
Thank you, Mistress Arden. May I have another? :: flings a glob of jello at AR to get a good reaction :: :: tosses more at Mauvaise :: FWAP! FWAPPITY FWAP! Oh how I love that sound. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/63 "2000-12-31T06:03:26Z")
Donā€™t forget about me!! ::runs, gracfully leaps into air, and is pulled up short by his leash, turning a picture perfect swan dive into the human equvalent of the Hindenburg:: ugghā€¦medicā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/64 "2000-12-31T06:06:04Z")
ā€œOh, the humanityā€¦this isā€¦this is terribleā€¦oh myā€¦ I canā€™t believe this Jello catastropheā€¦ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/65 "2000-12-31T06:06:15Z")
:: mutters :: Whereā€™s the rolled up newspaper when ya need it? :: leans over and unhooks Corvusā€™s leash :: 'Cuse me, Iā€™ll just borrow this for a momentā€¦ :: doubles leash and smacks DW again :: _smack!_ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/66 "2000-12-31T06:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > \*\*Donā€™t forget about me!! > > ::runs, gracfully leaps into air, and is pulled up short by his leash, turning a picture perfect swan dive into the human equvalent of the Hindenburg:: > > ugghā€¦medicā€¦ \*\* OOOOhhhh, poor Corvus. ::rushes over with the first aid kit and wraps him up snuggly with gauze, securing the end with staples:: šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/67 "2000-12-31T06:08:01Z")
_comes up with a faceful of jello, grinning at Mauvaise_ I would ask you if you taste this good, but Iā€™m mad at you right now. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/68 "2000-12-31T06:11:25Z")
Ya know, Nocturne, youā€™re alot more fun in the Pit than that old cranky boyfriend of yours šŸ˜‰ ::hands Corvus his leash back :: Not that he needs it, seeing as heā€™s _stapled_ [Damn, Mauv. šŸ™‚] :: tackles DW and sits on his chest :: Gettinā€™ kinda cocky there, arenā€™t ya, Pet? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/69 "2000-12-31T06:12:04Z")
::grins back at Nocturne:: Depends on how much one likes Jello. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/70 "2000-12-31T06:12:32Z")
Thank you Mauv, but ummmā€¦ that gauze is a bit tight, and I canā€™t quite seem to move. On second though, maybe thatā€™s a good thing šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/71 "2000-12-31T06:14:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*Ya know, Nocturne, youā€™re alot more fun in the Pit than that old cranky boyfriend of yours šŸ˜‰ \*\* Iā€™ll second that! \*\* > [@](#): > > ::hands Corvus his leash back :: > > Not that he needs it, seeing as heā€™s _stapled_ [Damn, Mauv. šŸ™‚] \*\* ::grins sheepishly:: It was all I could find on short notice. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/72 "2000-12-31T06:14:34Z")
_whaps Arden just for describing her boyfriend as crankyā€¦then grins_ Who loves ya, baby? _gets distracted_ Oh, Mauvaise, I REALLY like Jello. I mean, REALLY. LIKE. JELLO. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/73 "2000-12-31T06:14:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > :: tackles DW and sits on his chest :: My, the view is stunning from down here! You might be a little more comfortable if you scooted up a bit šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/74 "2000-12-31T06:18:21Z")
::whaps Nocturne:: He was cranky ā€¦ Either that or I just wanted to whap you šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/75 "2000-12-31T06:18:23Z")
Now if Angel were only here to hand feed me, then everything would be good šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/76 "2000-12-31T06:18:47Z")
:: sticks her tongue out at DW :: Hey, Mauv! Iā€™m beginning to think Nocturne needs a collar. šŸ˜‰ Iā€™m sure sheā€™d look quite fetching in one. ::starts pelting everyone in pit with cheeries :: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/77 "2000-12-31T06:19:29Z")
::Reaches into the pit and tosses Jello in Corvusā€™ direction:: Open wide, dear! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/78 "2000-12-31T06:20:54Z")
Arden, I think you may be right šŸ˜ƒ :: dangles a collar in front of Nocturne :: ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/79 "2000-12-31T06:22:49Z")
::struggles free of gauze:: ::pluck:: Ouch! ::pluck:: Dang! ::pluck:: Son of a ā€¦ ! ::pluck:: You just had to use staples didnā€™t you? You couldā€™ve just tied a knot but noooo, not good enough!! ::flings jello at Mauv:: Hah! Now feel better ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/80 "2000-12-31T06:24:32Z")
Staples? Corvus, just be glad they didnā€™t try to put antlers on your head šŸ˜› [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=5)