# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/81 "2000-12-31T06:24:40Z")
um, could we get back to the OP? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/82 "2000-12-31T06:25:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\*um, could we get back to the OP? \*\* PILE UP ON SAPPHIRE!! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/83 "2000-12-31T06:26:28Z")
Damn smilies!!! (saying it for Corvus) ::dodges Jello while executing a flying tackle in Corvus’ direction:: **sploosh** Welcome back to the Pit ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/84 "2000-12-31T06:27:29Z")
Oh yeah, sure ::rummages:: Here ya are, I think this is it. Maybe you should model it for us. Just to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/85 "2000-12-31T06:27:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > > \*\*um, could we get back to the OP? \*\* > > PILE UP ON SAPPHIRE!! \*\* :: Jumps on :: Congrats, Sapphy!!! You got the Last Post 😛 (neatly bringing us back on topic) ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/86 "2000-12-31T06:30:53Z")
::piles on Sapphire:: You stole the last post from me, now it’s time for revenge! ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/87 "2000-12-31T06:32:17Z")
Aargghh, damn smilies again!!! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/88 "2000-12-31T06:32:26Z")
Hey, congratulations, Sapphire! :: dumps a bucket of jello with banana slices all over her head :: There. OP enough for ya? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/89 "2000-12-31T06:33:34Z")
_puts the collar meant for her on Sapphire amidst the chaos of the pile up and screams CONGRATULATIONS!_ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/90 "2000-12-31T06:35:25Z")
::adds some caramel and chocolate syrups to the Jello and Bananas that Wolf dumped on Sapph:: And on that Last Word (Act?), I am off to slumber-land. Night! ::gives out sticky hugs to Arden, Wolfie, Corvus, Nocturne, and of an extra big one to Sapphy:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/91 "2000-12-31T06:35:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*_puts the collar meant for her on Sapphire amidst the chaos of the pile up and screams CONGRATULATIONS!_ \*\* :: stands up and applaudes :: Yeah! Nocturne!! Hey! She has TWO Pit Playthings now! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/92 "2000-12-31T06:37:45Z")
:: waves, slinging sticky stuff everywhere :: Night, Mauv! :: starts throwing banana slices at DW :: ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/93 "2000-12-31T06:39:18Z")
G’night Mauv ::flings one last handfull of jello:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/94 "2000-12-31T06:49:04Z")
:: fends off AR’s banana attack :: You look so _appealing_! Hey, didn’t they ever tell you not to play with your food? :: pulls out industrial size straw :: Here, have some soggy blueberries!!! P-Tooey! P-Tooey! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/95 "2000-12-31T06:52:08Z")
:: uses Corvus as human shield :: Nay, nay, naynay, nay 😛 :: pelts DW with cherries, which are more painful than banana slices :: ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/96 "2000-12-31T06:57:08Z")
Hey no fair! Just for that… ::grabs whip cream can, sprays AR:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/97 "2000-12-31T07:02:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > \*\*Hey no fair! > > Just for that… > > ::grabs whip cream can, sprays AR:: \*\* :: wipes whipped cream off face and flings it at Corvus :: Don’t _make_ me hurt you… :: launches self at DW and knocks him flat :: Now, about these bananas… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/98 "2000-12-31T07:02:58Z")
:: Like a demented Pac Man, DW snarfs down all the cherries that AR can toss :: Ha! You’ll have to do better than that! :: tosses cling peaches (hey, they stick better!) at AR and Corvus The Human Shield :: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/99 "2000-12-31T07:07:06Z")
:: unfortunately, the cling peaches come right back at him as DW is ambushed by AR’s sneak attack :: :: He falls backwards, with AR landing on top of him in a blaze of cherries, banana slices, peaches, and jello :: Gee, Arden, aren’t you at least gonna buy me flowers first? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/100 "2000-12-31T07:08:22Z")
Hey! Ouch! That’s just dirty pool DireWolf! I thought playthings were supposed to stick together. Well, two can play at this game ::picks up watermelon:: Ya want some of this? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=6)