# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/101 "2000-12-31T07:09:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > Gee, Arden, aren’t you at least gonna buy me flowers first? > > 😛 \*\* Don’t have to. :: pointing at collar :: I bought you jewelry 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/102 "2000-12-31T07:13:11Z")
_eats a Jello-whipped cream-banana slice sammich before dusting her hands off and going back into the porn-I mean, battlefield_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/103 "2000-12-31T07:19:25Z")
Woo-Hoo!! Nocturne’s back! Target rich enviroment again! :: throws cling peaches at Corvus and Nocturne :: ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/104 "2000-12-31T07:22:15Z")
::grabs peach, wings it back at AR, misses, hits Dire:: I meant to do that… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/105 "2000-12-31T07:23:17Z")
Ack! _is covered in fruit_ _tackles Arden Ranger into the Jello Pit and sits on her stomach_ I’m not getting up until you say “Nocturne is the greatest forever and ever and ever and if I could, I would marry her!” ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/106 "2000-12-31T07:26:04Z")
:: grins up at Nocturne :: You have to kiss me first ::reaches up and tickles her mercilessly :: ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/107 "2000-12-31T07:28:48Z")
_eeks and shrieks as she is tickled_ No! I will not let myself be vanquished! I will not! _plants an ardent kiss on Arden_ _snicker_ NOW SAY IT! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/108 "2000-12-31T07:31:48Z")
:😁: Gosh, you’re cute. ::tickle:: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/109 "2000-12-31T07:35:07Z")
:: DW drops all his fruit, as well as his jaw :: If you two girls are gonna kiss like that, I’m getting comfortable… ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/110 "2000-12-31T07:38:45Z")
_screeches some more_ No more tickling! Say what I told you to say or you’re getting Jello in the face and no more kisses! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/111 "2000-12-31T07:41:08Z")
Hang on! Hang on! I want to get this straight! If I do stop and say I want to marry you, they’ll be more kisses? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/112 "2000-12-31T07:42:18Z")
Yes! Yes! I thought I’d made that clear! ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/113 "2000-12-31T07:44:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*:: DW drops all his fruit, as well as his jaw :: > > If you two girls are gonna kiss like that, I’m getting comfortable… \*\* Hear, hear!! _Rowrrrrr_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/114 "2000-12-31T07:44:26Z")
Well, hell! Okay, After a kiss like that, I’d marry you if it weren’t for Punha. And it were legal 🙂 Feel better? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/115 "2000-12-31T07:44:34Z")
GUUHHHHHH! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/116 "2000-12-31T07:45:46Z")
Damn, Corvus. I think we dented the Jello! ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/117 "2000-12-31T07:49:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > 🙂 > > Feel better? \*\* ::fans self:: I know I certainly do, and I was just watching 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/118 "2000-12-31T07:50:31Z")
I feel lots better! 🙂 _drags Arden Ranger into the jello and does unspeakable things to her_ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/119 "2000-12-31T07:51:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Damn, Corvus. I think we dented the Jello! \*\* Dent? Hell, it melted around me!!! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/120 "2000-12-31T07:51:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > \*\* > ::fans self:: > > I know I certainly do, and I was just watching 😃 > \*\* Shouldn’t you be taking the pictures, man? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=7)