# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/121 "2000-12-31T07:52:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*I feel lots better! 🙂 > > _drags Arden Ranger into the jello and does unspeakable things to her_ \*\* _ROWL_ :: returns the favor and does unspeakable things to Nocturne :: ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/122 "2000-12-31T07:54:28Z")
Forget taking pictures! ::whips out camcorder:: Lights, camera, action!! ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/123 "2000-12-31T07:59:24Z")
Yes! Yay! Hooray! For now, ladies and gentlemen, I need to go. I have church in the morning and, thanks to this thread, have a good deal to atone for. _winks all around_ Have fun…I’ll be back tomorrow. _tickles for Arden and friendly smooches to DW and Corvus_ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/124 "2000-12-31T08:00:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > > \*\*I feel lots better! 🙂 > > > > _drags Arden Ranger into the jello and does unspeakable things to her_ \*\* > > _ROWL_ > > :: returns the favor and does unspeakable things to Nocturne :: \*\* Oh please, speak a few 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/125 "2000-12-31T08:01:30Z")
Well, good night Nocturne! ::shakes head and growls:: What a woman… You shoud see if you can get an Indulgance from the Church for what you’re gonna do when you come back tomorrow 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/126 "2000-12-31T08:02:08Z")
Bye Nocturne!! Woo… I think I should be going along too… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/127 "2000-12-31T08:03:43Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Corvus \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Oh please, speak a few 😃 \*\* You’re too young to experience that much unbridled lust, even in a description. It could _hurt_ you. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/128 "2000-12-31T08:05:28Z")
Oh please, hurt me , I don’t mind. I don’t mind at all 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/129 "2000-12-31T08:05:57Z")
_sniffle_ you all go and have jello fun without inviting me, I’m hurt. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/130 "2000-12-31T08:08:11Z")
Hey it’s Kitty!!! Don’t feel left out, here have some jello. ::fling:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/131 "2000-12-31T08:08:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > \*\*Oh please, hurt me , I don’t mind. I don’t mind at all 😉 \*\* I don’t wanna explain that to your Momma 🙂 “I understand he’s in a coma, Doctor, but why does he have that goofy look on his face?” ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/132 "2000-12-31T08:11:09Z")
_ducks the jello attack from Corvus then kitty growls and tackles him into the jello pit_ Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/133 "2000-12-31T08:12:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > > \*\*Oh please, hurt me , I don’t mind. I don’t mind at all 😉 \*\* > > I don’t wanna explain that to your Momma 🙂 > > “I understand he’s in a coma, Doctor, but why does he have that goofy look on his face?” \*\* Awww… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/134 "2000-12-31T08:13:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*_ducks the jello attack from Corvus then kitty growls and tackles him into the jello pit_ > > Kitty \*\* ::puts up token resistance:: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/135 "2000-12-31T08:14:51Z")
_sticks her tongue out at him_ Naughty Corvus! _covers him in caramel and whipped cream_ Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/136 "2000-12-31T08:15:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corvus \* > \*\* > > Awww… ☹ \*\* It’s for your own good, son, really. I’m just looking out for you. :: squirts Corvus wth chocolate syrup :: Use your imagination. It might be almost as good 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/137 "2000-12-31T08:17:50Z")
Here Corvus, this’ll cool down yer lusty loins… :: picks up fire extinguisher full of seltzer :: fwwwwisssshhhhhh! Oh! A direct hit! I sunk your battleship! ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/138 "2000-12-31T08:17:56Z")
Dang! Now _how_ am I going to clean this off? Hmmm… I wonder. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/139 "2000-12-31T08:19:59Z")
I could help Corvus, honey Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/140 "2000-12-31T08:20:05Z")
No Wolf, I don’t think a fire extingisher will get me any cleaner. Thanks for the effort though, really. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=8)