# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/141 "2000-12-31T08:28:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*I could help Corvus, honey
> 
> Kitty \*\*

Well, now that _is_ tempting, but alas I must bid adieu to one and all ☹

_sigh_

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/142 "2000-12-31T08:34:03Z")

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Ah, goodnight, Corvus.

:: parting shot of whipped cream spray all over his back ::

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/143 "2000-12-31T08:34:44Z")

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Night night Corvus, love ya

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/144 "2000-12-31T08:39:22Z")

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::smooch::

Bye Kitty 😉

And I’ll get you back for that tommorrow Arden!!

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/145 "2000-12-31T08:41:47Z")

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Congrats, Sapphy!

And if you start a new one, I promise to read the whole thing.

No, REALLY!

((Sapphy))

You know I love you!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/146 "2000-12-31T08:43:18Z")

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Don’t you people ever sleep? I’m doing a study based on “The Sleep Instinct” by Ray Meddis. His concept is that sleep is over-rated. Any body wanna take a survey?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/147 "2000-12-31T08:43:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Corvus \*  
> \*\*::smooch::
> 
> Bye Kitty 😉
> 
> And I’ll get you back for that tommorrow Arden!!  
> \*\*

Oh, yeah!? You and what army?! 😃

You want I should meet you behind the gym at 3:00? 😛

Hey, Wooolllfffieee…

Let’s go watch this videa tape of Nocturne and me…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/148 "2000-12-31T08:45:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \*  
> \*\*Don’t you people ever sleep? I’m doing a study based on “The Sleep Instinct” by Ray Meddis. His concept is that sleep is over-rated. Any body wanna take a survey? \*\*

Sleep? Sleep… hmm…

I seem to vaguely remember sleep. Back before I went back to school or had kids…

Where’s your survey?

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/149 "2000-12-31T08:46:38Z")

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Gads! I keep getting pulled back!

To answer your question Pinky, I usually go to bed around 5:00am, and I’m up around 2:00-3:00pm. And FTR, sleep _is_ overrated, unless I’m actually sleeping, and then it’s the most important thing in the world.

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/150 "2000-12-31T08:48:42Z")

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Ooohhh… I’ll take your survey!!!

(I didn’t pick up on that part the first time through)

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/151 "2000-12-31T08:49:38Z")

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Oh, dear god, here we go again…

Congrats, Sapphy

_stays well, well away from the jello pit_

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/152 "2000-12-31T08:49:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \*  
> Hey, Wooolllfffieee…
> 
> Let’s go watch this videa tape of Nocturne and me…

GGGRRRrrrroowwwllLLLL!

I think I’ll do the popcorn trick while I watch…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/153 "2000-12-31T08:53:23Z")

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wooo… popcorn…

Hey! Watch where you’re pointing that thing, Wolfie!

Psst. Look. Dyno.

::hoses Dyno with seltzer bottle::

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/154 "2000-12-31T08:54:28Z")

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Oh, can I play with the Dyno?

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/155 "2000-12-31T09:00:31Z")

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Knock yourself out. 🙂 Wolfie and I are gonna watch a dir… I mean, an _art_ film.  
Yeah, that’s it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/156 "2000-12-31T09:03:13Z")

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Got the big screen and the surround sound all set up.

I’ll just go dim those lights…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/157 "2000-12-31T09:05:36Z")

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And lock the door. Don’t want to be disturbed the kids in the Jello Pit, you know. This could traumatize them fr years to come.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/158 "2000-12-31T09:10:50Z")

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Door’s locked. I even jammed a chair up under the knob in case they get frisky.

:: kicks back and presses “Play” ::

Hey, AR! You didn’t mention anything about the Coming Attractions! 😉

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/159 "2000-12-31T09:14:59Z")

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Shhh…!!

You want someone to hear?

Now. No more talking…

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/160 "2000-12-31T13:25:37Z")

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Hmmm…the door with the busted lock is shut…good job it opens outwards, made it much easier to rescue the last folks…Fierra opens door…

“Ow! Who put that stupid chair there?”

Fierra hops round in circles, holding her foot…

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