# Congratulations Sapphire Bullet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807 "2000-12-30T17:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/161 "2000-12-31T15:15:37Z")
::pokes head in:: uh, can I buy a bootleg video? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/162 "2000-12-31T16:00:18Z")
SHUT THE DOOR!!! :: pelts lurknomore with popcorn and jujus :: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/163 "2000-12-31T16:02:08Z")
For the record, it’s \*\*lurkernomore [/] that’s getting pelted. :: sigh ;; [note to self: Preview Button is my friend] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/164 "2000-12-31T16:04:11Z")
Agh!! Damn code. :: going back to watching the movie :: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/165 "2000-12-31T16:08:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > **For now, ladies and gentlemen, I need to go. I have church in the morning …\** May I just say that had me laughing out loud, funniest thing in the whole damn thread! ::smooches Nocturne for making her laugh this early in the morning:: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr.Pinky \* > \*\*Don’t you people ever sleep? I’m doing a study based on “The Sleep Instinct” by Ray Meddis. His concept is that sleep is over-rated. Any body wanna take a survey? \*\* Gee, thanks Dr.P, now I have those annoying ladies from the Animaniacs running through my head, popping out from behind represses memories, screeching, “Anybody wanna take a survey?”. Thanks a lot 😛 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > \*\*_stays well, well away from the jello pit_ \*\* Away from the Jello Pit? Pray tell, did you not have _fun_ the last time? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/166 "2000-12-31T16:10:35Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* \*\*Gee, thanks Dr.P, now I have those annoying ladies from the Animaniacs running through my head, popping out from behind repressed memories, screeching, “Anybody wanna take a survey?”. Thanks a lot 😛 ::fixes spelling error, muttering, “Preview, damnit, preview”:: ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/167 "2000-12-31T16:13:50Z")
It’s right before church and I am back for one post before I go! _gets smooched by Mauvaise_ Hey…a girlie could get used to this, she could…_tumbles headfirst into the Jello Pit, in a daze…(and will not wake up until she comes home from church and is now running out the door)_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/168 "2000-12-31T16:29:11Z")
hehe… we can do unspeakable things to her while she’s unconscious. :: props unconscious Nocturne in the corner and puts a silly hat on her :: Oh! The Horror! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/169 "2000-12-31T16:31:38Z")
Hey, Arden! I thought you were ‘otherwise occupied’, good morning! ::breaks out the can of whipped cream and gives Nocturne a mustache and beard:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/170 "2000-12-31T16:44:29Z")
Someone opened the door, so I heard the dulcet tones of She I Would Marry in a Heartbeat. 🙂 :: snicker :: Whipped cream’s a nice touch, Mauv. Unspeakable. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/171 "2000-12-31T16:44:57Z")
_walks in, looks around and smiles_ Have I missed all the fun yet, or is there still some to be… Movies!!! TruePisces ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/172 "2000-12-31T17:08:57Z")
::opens door and shoots Arden-Ranger with my marshmallow gun. :: like old times, huh, DW? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/173 "2000-12-31T17:40:28Z")
:: snorts at sight of marshmelow gun and squirts Lurkernomore with chocolate syrup :: If you’re fonna play in here, in you have to wear a g-string. 😛 :: goes back to her chair to watch movies with DW :: :: looks down at handful of popcorn and then suspiciously at DW :: Alright, Wolfiw. What’d ya flavor the popcorn with? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/174 "2000-12-31T17:41:53Z")
[Note to self: Put glasses on before typing] ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/175 "2000-12-31T17:55:10Z")
_wakes up to new whipped-cream facial hair_ What, you couldn’t wait until after I got back to ravage me? _gets up and runs pell-mell into the Jello Pit_ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/176 "2000-12-31T17:58:24Z")
Nocturne, no one in their right mind could wait to ravage you, silly woman. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/177 "2000-12-31T18:01:55Z")
Oh yeah…I think your kiss took away some of my reasoning ability, Mauvaise. Not that I mind or anything. 😃 So who’s going to join me in the Jello? It’s kind of nice just to float in and relax… ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/178 "2000-12-31T18:15:01Z")
Y’know, for some reason, I keep expecting the Monty Python people to walk in here… “And now for something _completely_ different…” Not that this would be a good thing, of course… ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/179 "2000-12-31T18:15:15Z")
Ohh, me, please! ::floats on her back next to Nocturne:: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807/180 "2000-12-31T18:44:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden\_Ranger \* > \*\*:: snorts at sight of marshmelow gun and squirts Lurkernomore with chocolate syrup :: > > If you’re fonna play in here, in you have to wear a g-string. 😛 > :: looks down at handful of popcorn and then suspiciously at DW :: > > Alright, Wolfiw. What’d ya flavor the popcorn with? \*\* A-R - you DON’T wanna see that… :: tosses creampuff grenade:: uh, that yellow popcorn is a DW special - it ISN’T butter flavored… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-sapphire-bullet/47807.md?page=10)