# Congratulations you fucking bitch.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029 "2003-03-29T15:27:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f17d59/32.png) [@moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moc.liamtoh_rorrim)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/1 "2003-03-29T15:27:48Z")
I was watching the new “System Of A Down” video… Some fucking moron in an anti war protest says “I dont see how bombing innocent children is the way to achieve peace” woooohoooo Congratu-FUCKING-Lations honey! Send this big mama to the white house… she has the answers! _Edited this part in_ Fucking Preview button! I accidentally hit the fucking thing. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_the_CC)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/2 "2003-03-29T17:10:23Z")
I am very confused. Perhaps your post would have been benefitted by context, logical thought progression, and a point. Could you add those things, or make them clear, please? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/3 "2003-03-29T18:13:30Z")
I’m more interested in how he “edited this part in.” ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/4 "2003-03-29T18:24:33Z")
Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/5 "2003-03-29T18:35:16Z")
No. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/6 "2003-03-29T18:38:06Z")
Weirdest. Thread. ever. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/7 "2003-03-29T18:40:46Z")
Fish. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/8 "2003-03-29T18:56:26Z")
Stupid innocent children and their warmongering. Blow them all to hell! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/9 "2003-03-29T20:05:08Z")
Shouldn’t that be “warmongeringering” or something? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/10 "2003-03-29T20:15:38Z")
Stupid woman, doesn’t she get it? If we kill all the children now, while they’re sitting ducks, we won’t have to kill them later, when they’re tricky armed adults. ---
**Author:** ![schplebordnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@schplebordnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schplebordnik)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/11 "2003-03-29T20:23:15Z")
Exactly how many innocent children have been killed by coalition bombs? And how many innocent children would die if the Hussein regime were allowed to continue? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/12 "2003-03-29T20:23:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus \* > \*\*I’m more interested in how he “edited this part in.” \*\* I think he hit ‘preview’ by accident instead of ‘submit’. ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/13 "2003-03-29T20:27:39Z")
I went to high school with and lived next door to a guy that owned a bright red '57 Thunderbird hardtop convertable. His girl friend had a world class butt. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/14 "2003-03-29T20:33:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*Shouldn’t that be “warmongeringering” or something? \*\* Warmongeringry. Now we know. ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/15 "2003-03-29T21:29:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moc.liamtoh@rorrim \* > \*\*I was watching the new “System Of A Down” video… > Some fucking moron in an anti war protest says “I dont see how bombing innocent children is the way to achieve peace” > > woooohoooo > Congratu-FUCKING-Lations honey! > Send this big mama to the white house… she has the answers! > \*\* Hey, she might be better that who we have now. I say let’s give her a chance. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/16 "2003-03-29T21:46:06Z")
**Lissa** : that was one of those “made my brain hurt” sentences. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/17 "2003-03-29T21:46:58Z")
[Ralph Wiggum] My cats breath smells like cat food [/Ralph Wiggum] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/18 "2003-03-29T22:05:12Z")
Holy crap! A leftist? In a “System of a Down” video? No, couldn’t be. ---
**Author:** ![Infectious\_Lass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Infectious\_Lass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infectious_Lass)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/19 "2003-03-29T22:10:41Z")
My cat’s breath smells like pie! ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/congratulations-you-fucking-bitch/165029/20 "2003-03-29T22:28:57Z")
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